- Oh my god. Can you give me a toy?
Please, please, please ...
- Shut up!
3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Go!
?? This is the best day of my life ??
?? Cause I love my happy cow ??
- What are you singing? It's my happy cow.
- What does it do?
- The thing most amazing thing ever!
- This is stupid!
- What the hell are you doing?!
- Are you sure you do not wanna play with me?
- No, that's only for little kids. Stop.
- You're a mean friend!
- Fine i'll play with your stupid cow.
- Yaaay!
?? Happy Cow, happy Cow. ??
?? Everywhere you go. ??
?? Happy cow, happy cow. ??
?? Take it to and fro. ??
?? Happy cow, happy cow. ??
?? Follows you all day. ??
?? Happy cow, happy cow. ??
?? Play, play, play. ??
?? Happy cow, happy cow. ??
?? Better than the rest. ??
?? Happy 'Cause happy cow is the best. ??
- Have you even't slept?
- Must always play.
?? Happy cow, happy cow. #
?? Never goes away. ??
?? Happy cow, happy cow. ??
?? You must always play. ??
?? Happy cow, happy cow. ??
?? You will never be bored. ??
?? Happy cow, happy cow. #
?? Never be ig ... ??
- Stop playing with that thing! You're not a little kid anymore!
?? Happy cow, happy cow ... ??
?? Will Never go away. ??
?? Happy cow, happy cow. ??
?? Forever you will play. ??
- Forever.
?? Happy cow, happy cow. ??
?? Steals your will to live. ??
?? Happy cow, happy cow. ??
?? You'r eternal soul you will give ??
- Play with me, Anthony. Play.
- Must awlways play.
- Anthony?!
Can i play?
- Play with me.
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Oh, hi there little cow. - Play with me.
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