- Let's do it. - Mark it.
- Hey, guys, welcome back to Basic to Bougie.
Boys, let's hit the dance, Basic to Bougie.
- What the (bleep) do you think you do?
- Oh, whoa, whoa. (finger snap)
Chill out, chill out. - Oh, whoa, whoa.
- Oh this my third episode, honey, I'm comfortable.
- You a visitor, relax. - Don Vito!
- Don't be trying to hold my hand.
- Hey Don, Don, stay there, stay in your lane!
- I'm Darren Big Baby Brand. - I'm Timothy DeLaGhetto.
- Okay, and this is-- - Basic to Bougie.
(finger snap) (Justina laughs)
- Can we do the dance now, now that we're all friends again?
- 'Cause you're watching-- - Basic to Bougie.
(finger snap) (car brakes screeching)
- Why did he like? - I don't know.
- You guys changed the dance up on me.
- No, we did not, it's been consistent.
- [All] Basic to Bougie.
(finger snaps) - Blindfolds.
- Yeah, where's mine at? - Blindfolds, let's go.
Got you, shh.
_ Don Vito. - Don!
(speaks foreign language) Donathan!
- How you gonna touch the food Darren?
- Keep your eyes closed, Justina, I trust you.
- Okay, it's a bun.
- Is she touching the food before us bro?
- It's a bun. - Are you serious?.
- Is she touching the (bleep) food before us bro?
- What is this? - I don't know.
This is nice, it feels nice, whatever it is.
- It's warm. - It's feels really good.
- It's a burger, burger!
What y'all think, I mean, off appearance?
- I think the one that looks
like it has an STD on the bun is expensive.
'Cause you have to pay a lot when you get an STD.
I wouldn't know. - Yeah, the medication.
- But you gotta pay a lot
to get rid of that from under cheese.
- This bun is mad bumpy.
- But then, look at what's under this one,
what is this thing?
- It's like a crab cake. - It's a beef and a crab cake?
How am I gonna get this in my mouth?
- You know how to. (flashy music)
- How do you, I have to unhinge a jaw.
- Oh, zoom in on that, fire, a million views.
(Darren laughs)
- Now, chew with your mouth open
'cause when the air hits the food,
the food tastes different.
- Yo, where do you make this (bleep) up?
- Is that just your excuse for you just chewing disgusting
on dates? - Hold on, this is eggplant.
- No, that's mushroom and cheese.
Yo, look there's a mushroom with mad cheese on the inside.
- Yeah, mozzarella, I'm loving it.
- [Timothy] You know what this reminds me of?
- Smake smack. - Shmake shmack.
- I thought it was delicious. - I'm good.
(cool hip hop music)
- I definitely can't get this in my mouth.
I know I have a big mouth, but there's no way.
- It this a burger? - Stuffed.
- With what? - Another piece of meat.
- Shut the (bleep) door. - Whoa, whoa.
- That's like beef brisket in the middle.
- You are the loudest smacker.
- [Justina] This is, this tastes better with hair.
- [Darren] Y'all like this (bleep)?
- That's like an explosion of beef in your mouth.
- Oh my god. - Alright, here we go.
- I'm gonna tell you this, lots of onions on this burger.
And in case I want to make out with somebody later,
I'm taking these things off.
- Let me tell you, if you chewing that loud on a date,
we would not be making out.
- That's not what you said last weekend, Tim.
- She right. - Mmm.
- [Justina] This the cheapest burger to me.
- It's good though. - This burger is great.
- Really? - Yeah.
- I love it. - I like it too.
This meat patty has like a bunch of,
like little different herbs
and spices and (bleep). - The meat looks expensive.
- It looks very seasoned. - Yeah.
- I can't tell what sauce this is, can you?
- [Justina] It looks like a dill.
- Oh, you're right, it is dilly.
- What's dilly? - You know, like--
- Like pickle. - Pickly.
- Yeah. - Just say pickle.
- No, but it's not pickle, it's dill.
- It's called dill sauce.
- Dill is a brand, just say pickle.
- It's not a brand. - Dill pickles.
Oh, that's kosher, (laughs) sorry.
(burps) Whew.
- This the most expensive.
I don't know which one is cheaper out of these two.
- I'm gonna say that the one with the eggplant is second
because it has a extra item.
- But this beef patty is so thick.
- Look, since this one reminds me of Schmake Schmack--
- When did y'all get so messy?
- That's why you want to put that the cheapest, right?
- Even though I really, really like it.
- That was my favorite one.
- I think I'm with Tim, Darren.
- [Timothy] Schmake Schmack is the cheapest.
Dill mystery beef, number two.
And this beef on beef marinara meatball,
as the least enjoyable but most expensive.
- Don! - Don Vito.
(speaks in foreign language) - My boy.
I think I should do this because--
- Stop sexually harassing this man, he's uncomfortable.
- He looks very comfortable, I'm not gonna lie.
- Alright, he were go. - Yeah.
- Wow, burger with fried cheese,
stuffed portabello mushrooms, cheapest.
- We did it, we did it. - That's it.
- [Darren] Kobe beef burger stuffed with--
- [Justina and Timothy] Foie gras.
- Okay, so what's the last one?
- The last one is the lamb burger.
- No, wait, so this is lamb? - Yeah, that's lamb.
- I didn't like the taste of that.
Yeah, we missed the mark.
- Yeah, you want to know the truth?
(car screeching) - What, you lied?
- Yeah, so the beef was-- - Yes!
- Oh, so we were right? (Darren laughs)
- You ass (beep). - Darren.
- Everyone, that was so intense, y'all clearly cut me off.
It was like-- - Oh.
- Wait, I'm so proud, so we were right.
- Yeah, you were right. - Yes.
- Ya'll did it, now it's time to go bougie.
Time to go what? - Bougie time!
- You just nae nae'd into my head.
I still don't have a blindfold?
- [Timothy] Oh, I give you this.
- Sharing is caring, aw, Tim.
- I'll be like, Grandma gave me that
on her deathbed, but whatever.
- That got really dark, Tim, unnecessary.
- We're going in, let's go in, blindfolds in.
(hums)
- Blindfolds in. - My boy Don!
- Don Vito! (speaks foreign language)
- Right on time, here we go.
- Hey, chill, chill. - I like how Tim--
- [Darren] Hey, hey everybody, put your hands down,
put your hands down, let's stop being thirsty.
Now let's do it.
Who is this? - Okay.
- Oh, Tim took it.
- I know what it is, I know what it is.
- Serious, did Tim take the whole tray?
- Because you guys keep touching without me.
- Where is it?
- It's a candy bar. - Chocolate!
(fancy music)
Alright, let's do it, what y'all think?
- Well, this one look like a (beep).
This one look perfect for the (beep).
- Hey, hey, just don't jump in there like that.
Calm down, Justina. (whimsical music)
Yo, basic. - It's nuts, it's caramel.
It's milk chocolate, what's that white stuff?
- Is it nougat? - It's the white stuff
that's in a Snarleston Snews.
- I'm so terrified to say something, and it be wrong.
Yeah, it's nugget, no, it's nougat.
- It's got nuts. - It's okay.
It's okay. - I like it.
- It's what you want like when you buy a candy bar.
- Yeah. (fancy music)
Cheers, get the big boy. - Stop.
- I'm not big on dark chocolate.
- Oh! - But I like the coconut.
- I like the coconut a lot. - The coconut's delicious.
- Coconut, caramel, it looks like there's some type
of cookie on the bottom, I like this one.
- What's like the cookie consistency stuff at the bottom?
- It is cookie dough.
That's the most expensive one.
- No, for sure, that's the most expensive.
Let's move on to the (beep). (fancy music)
- What's in there? - It's like a jelly.
- It's like a jam. - Jelly jam.
- Yeah, it's not bad, super sweet.
- Jelly doesn't belong in chocolate.
- You never had just
like a box of chocolates with jelly inside?
- Everyone always leaves the filling chocolate
from the Valentine's Day box in the Valentine's Day box.
Nobody eats those, that's nasty.
- I've never had jelly in a chocolate, but it's not bad.
And this is a dark chocolate, right?
- Yeah, looks like it.
- Again, I'm not big into dark chocolate,
but this is actually pretty good.
(upbeat hip hop music)
- How y'all feeling, why are you?
- I'm just trying, I'm confused--
- And why do it sound like that?
(tapping) - I don't know (moans).
Confused on which one's more expensive.
Because at first, I was like, yeah it's definitely this,
but then, this has jelly, has graham cracker.
- So the decision is between these two.
- Yeah. - For sure.
- This one might be more expensive.
One, 'cause it has the jelly and smaller.
- It tastes just like darker.?
- Right, yeah, right. - Yeah.
I might have to say it's in order.
- It's already in order? - Yeah.
- It's already in order. - I'm not mad at that.
So final decision? - Lock it in.
- Cheapest, Coconut Shmound, number two,
dark dark chocolate with (beep), number three.
- [Justina] Alright, Basic to bougie on three.
- Basic to Bougie on three! (finger snaps)
- We have no consistency as a team.
- Yeah, I don't-- - Don Juan, Don!
What do you use on your hair, get me later.
- I'm gonna read it in a rap!
- You see what Wild 'N Out has done to us?
♪ Uh-huh, I made my boys some stars ♪
♪ I'ma keep it real, we were right ♪
♪ This only 99 cent, it's a generic candy bar ♪
- Hey. ♪ Moving on ♪
♪ You know I walk it like I talk it ♪
♪ In the middle, we was wrong ♪
♪ It's the jelly graham chocolate ♪
Dammit! - Sheesh!
♪ And now, I know it's not a scheme ♪
♪ But the most expensive ♪
♪ Is the Coconut Dream ♪ - The Dream!
- I got bars, yo, like you got me, like bars and bars.
Okay, so we were wrong.
- We thought too much about that.
- Yeah, but we did good guys, we got bars in real life,
and on our plate so-- - We did it.
- It's your girl Justina Valentine,
closing out the show, you know.
- Hey, y'all, hey, yo, stop that (beep).
- My bad, yeah, I'm sorry. - We about to kick you off.
- Facts.
- [Justina] I'm so comfortable with y'all.
- Shut up. - Alright.
- I'm Darren, Big Baby Brand.
- I'm Timothy DeLaGhetto. (Justina mumbles)
Shut up, thanks for watching.
Basic to Bougie. (cymbal crash)