BOOMSTICK: Terry Bogard was born with nothing to his name. Hell, he didn't even have a last name.
WIZ: Stranded with his brother Andy, Terry grew up an orphan on the dangerous streets of South Town.
BOOMSTICK: Until they were adopted by Jeff Bogard, who immediately introduced them to a regime of bonding, and kicking ass!
Now that's a good dad..well until he got murdered.
WIZ: When he was only ten years old, Terry and Andy watched helplessly as their foster father was murdered before their eyes
by Geese Howard, a notorious crime lord.
Swearing vengeance, the brothers spent the next decade training to, one day, take down Geese.
BOOMSTICK: What did water fowl ever do to 'em?
WIZ: N-no not birds, Gees..Geese Howard, the bad guy.
BOOMSTICK: Oh Wiz. I know you're not a poetry scientist degree holder like myself...
But you should know that the singular term for geese is goose.
It's just common sense.
WIZ: Aww-let's just move on.
As the years went by, Terry became an exceptional martial artist.
Mastering boxing, karate, kung-fu, and kickboxing. He developed an impressive set of techniques.
Like the 'Burn Knuckle', a fierce punch surrounded by energy.
BOOMSTICK: And the 'Crack Shoot', a jumping axe kick.
Or he can just punch the ground SO FRIGGIN HARD, he makes a power wave...
...where he sends a deadly wave of energy through the earth towards whatever poor bastard he's fighting.
WIZ: But even after learning all of these, Terry knew he would need more to defeat Geese.
BOOMSTICK: Goose.
WIZ: No.
WIZ: We'll cover all that, and MORE next week, in the full episode...
...where Terry will FINALLY face off against Ken, from 'Street Fighter'!
BOOMSTICK: And maybe then Wiz will know: how many gooses take a geese.