[ELECTRIC MOTOR SOUND EFFECT]
Did it look like I was getting raised up by a bar
and then I let go?
Oh, no.
I thought it was a zombie joke.
I was going zombie.
Huh.
That went differently in my head, then.
(SINGING) Tall guy, beard, twins, purple hoser.
Dude Perfect's in Overtime.
Tall guy, beard, twins, purple hoser.
Now we're heading on to Overtime.
I should probably address the elephant in the room.
Yes, my muscles are bigger.
I have been working out.
That's not it.
Oh, you wanted me to talk about it.
Oh, OK.
Cody had shoulder surgery.
He's falling apart.
He just had LASIK, now the shoulder.
Word on the street is he got a nose job while he was in there.
I don't think so.
Trouble in paradise.
We've got a banger of an episode for you guys today.
Kicking it off with Top 10-- the greatest candies of all time.
Could be controversial, but I'm hoping not.
It will be.
You guys do get to eat some of the candy.
Yes!
That's all I was looking for.
Two brand new segments--
Get Crafty, followed by Magic Time.
And then we round it off with everybody's favorite--
Cool Not Cool.
--Wheel Unfortunate.
Oh!
No!
OK, before we dive into that, giveaway for this week.
We will be choosing one lucky winner
to receive tickets to the 2020 tour for you and your family.
Wow!
All you have to do is text the word "Tour" to the Dude Perfect
phone number, and we will be choosing one lucky winner.
For the rest of you, some cities are already sold out,
so get your tickets now.
Hey, congratulations to our winners from last time,
because there are winners.
Here they are.
Yeah, OK, let's head to Top 10.
Here we go!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this Top 10.
Today we are talking about the Top 10 candies of all time.
I'm going to start off with number 10.
If you even think for a second that black licorice even
deserves a top 50 mention--
Hey, you know what I'm going to do?
--we're going to have problems?
You know what I'm going to do for you right now?
Talk to me.
No, I'm going to absolutely freak out.
Throw it.
Yes!
Typically, this would have been in my least favorite candies,
but thanks to my good buddy Codes, number 10 on the list,
Swedish Fish.
I agree.
Gotta respect it.
What a stick.
Give it a go.
Number 10, there it is.
Number nine-- the single greatest movie watching candy.
Ladies and gentlemen, Milk Duds.
Oh!
Number nine.
I do like a Dud.
There it is.
My wife got me on the Duds.
OK, I'm sure there's other movie favorites out there,
but in my opinion, you can not be
Milk Duds at the movie theater.
Let's all agree that Tootsie Rolls--
Oh, see ya!
--are the worst candy ever invented!
Goodbye!
Can we just do this real quick?
Yep.
Punt it.
Throw it.
No, no, no!
What?
I don't know what those are.
Orange Slices, Circus Peanuts, and Tootsie Rolls!
No, no, no!
See ya!
They're not in the same category!
And then chunk it harder.
Yes!
[CLANG]
Oh!
You just spread them forever.
Hey, good news, Cory, there's a lot
of Tootsie Rolls on the ground right down there.
Time out.
This is the worst candy of all time.
Yeah, they're horrible.
Eat it right now.
I want you guys to taste the worst candy in the world.
Black licorice kills this.
Punt it!
No, I'm not doing it.
I won't punt it.
I promise I won't punt it.
But I'm going to throw it against the wall!
Oh my--
Everything's going to be OK.
That was excessive, and I apologize.
Wait.
Where's the Fun Dip?
I would like to take this moment and apologize to Fun Dip.
Fun Dip would have made my Top 10.
We had a hard time finding it.
We couldn't find Fun Dip.
It's sold out?
Let's take a moment of silence for Fun Dip.
All right, let's move on.
Number eight-- can I please get there?
Yeah.
This is the most underrated candy bar
in the history of the world.
Yeah.
Payday.
No!
What were you saying?
Snickers!
No, no, no.
I think this would be a good time
to hit some honorable mentions.
Orange Tic Tacs.
They're so good.
Take a few.
Because they're not really candy.
They're not candy.
It's tough to put them on the Top 10.
But who doesn't like these?
Everybody likes them.
For me, this next candy at the number seven spot
is a candy that I vividly remember
the day that it came out.
I am in my school cafeteria.
I'm going through the line, and all of a sudden-- oh my.
What is that?
Sour Skittles.
Oh my goodness!
A game changer for the Skittles organization.
Number seven.
Top 10 candy for me, 100%
Thank you.
Sour Skittles.
Number six.
I'm nervous about this.
I feel like I'm going to lose some people here,
but I have to be true to myself.
This is a unique candy.
The packaging is unique.
Oh, PEZ.
Come on.
I love PEZ.
I just buy the accessories.
Fruity Stripes with tattoos on the packages.
Put it in there.
Sure, it loses its flavor in about 10 seconds-
10?
Five.
--but that's why it comes in packs of five.
Not even in the Top 10 gum list.
It's not even a candy.
It's a gum.
Do you want me to remove it?
Yes!
Punt it.
The world wants a fake version of me,
and that's what they're going to get.
What happened to be true to yourself?
It's back up there!
Number six, Fruity Stripe gum.
We almost got Fruity gum off.
I don't care what his list is.
I just disagree!
I would like to welcome you to my top five
by suggestion of Tim Bits, the editor, Sweet Tart Ropes!
So good!
It's a Nerds Rope without the Nerds.
It's just half as good.
Peach Rings-- send them.
I need a full send from everybody.
Full send!
Send it!
Boston Baked Beans?
Disgusting!
Good bye!
Jelly beans?
Yeah, send them!
Send them!
Yes!
[CRASH]
Oh!
[LAUGHTER]
He just threw away 30 minutes of his time.
What about a Toblerone?
What is that?
Oh, those are high-- premium candy.
First of all, that's my number one.
Whoa!
Dude, it's up there.
And if you don't believe me, you can call my wife right now
and ask her.
Speaker phone.
What's your number one candy bar?
If she doesn't say it, you know what's happening to this thing.
Full send.
I agree.
What is my number one candy bar that I love?
Easy-- Toblerone.
No way!
That's insane!
No way!
I've known him for 15 years.
I've never even heard of a Toblerone!
At number four-- greatest sucker in the history of the world--
Caramel Apple Pops.
Nearly made my top three.
In the number three spot--
Pop Rocks.
--we have a three-way tie.
Let's buy Cody's support.
Nerds Rope.
Bang!
Number three.
I'm in his top six.
I'd go on record and say that I've been
over 25 yards of Nerds Rope.
I would argue that I've eaten closer to 65 yards of Nerds
Rope.
I can't even throw football that far.
Yeah.
That's a lot of rope.
You digestive system has to hate you for that.
Can anyone beat 65 yards of Nerds Rope?
Comment below if you have had more than 65 yards of Nerds
Rope.
Let me know your distance.
Three-way tie third place.
We've got two more to get to.
Top three candy for me easy, no question about it,
although I prefer a different variety--
Sour Patch Bigs can not be beat.
I'll dare say that I've had them at breakfast.
OK, to round off the three-way tie at third place,
Laffy Taffy.
Oh!
100%!
Laffy Taffy is like the candy you get at Halloween
and you cry.
Well, I can't wait to see what's in your top five number two.
[LAUGHTER]
At the number two spot, the single greatest chocolate
candy--
Oh god!
You cannot say a word until you've had one!
Open it up and have it ready, and prepare to all bow
down to me at one time.
3, 2-- you already ate it?
You prematurely put it in your mouth
and spat it on the ground.
It was not very good.
To be a number one candy in the world,
you have to have good marketing.
Do the words lick the pop, dip, and shake
it mean anything to you?
Is that Baby Bottle Pops?
Ladies and gentlemen, the number one candy in the world
and the greatest jingle for a single candy
item in the history of the Earth-- (SINGING) lick the pop,
dip it and shake it, then lick it again.
It's a Baby Bottle Pop.
Baby Bottle Pop.
Doesn't even rhyme.
Next time, I'm going to let someone else take over
the Top 10.
Great.
Apparently, I'm too controversial for the world.
It's true.
And I'm not going to put gum in my Top 10 candies.
OK?
We're doing top 10 cheeseburgers,
but I threw a chicken nuggets.
Go clean up the office.
Thanks for watching Top 10, guys.
Let's send it back to the desk.
I got some jelly beans to go clean up, unfortunately.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
These are the most overrated old man candy of all time.
Hey, guys, the segment's over.
Let's move on.
Lose the candy.
We're headed to a brand new segment
that is bound to be one of my personal favorites.
It's time to Get Crafty.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
All right, gang, welcome to our first episode of Get Crafty.
Today, the guys will be building a chair.
They will have 30 minutes to build the best
chair they can using four 2x4s.
These are the community tools that they will have to share.
You can only use one at a time.
Best chair wins.
I'll be the judge.
Good luck, gents.
Have some fun.
30 minutes in 3, 2, 1.
Hit it!
All right, let's see.
You going-- oh, going straight for the holder.
I have zero clue what I'm going to do.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
My dad is a phenomenal woodworker,
and he's going to be very disappointed in definitely
me and probably Coby.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Is there a power button, or--
Maybe I go with a bench.
I'm going to make a bench.
The key is to be able to sit in it, right?
That's the general concept.
All right, I just wanted to clarify that.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Cory's yet to do anything.
He's just moving his wood.
I'm going to cut something!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
This is majorly unsafe.
That's hard to watch.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[LAUGHTER]
It's going to-- [SCREAMS].
Are we allowed to film this?
My first cut was not a clean cut.
[LAUGHTER]
Guys, he's just standing there looking at his saw.
Meanwhile--
He's going backwards!
Oh my--
What is happening?
He's going backwards!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hey!
First cut, Coby!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Quick update-- it looks like Coby's trying to build a raft.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
We've got hammering.
I don't know why we're hammering.
We've got screws.
That's well on its way to being a chair.
I'm almost sure of it.
Perfect.
Setting up perfect.
I did realize that this is my last piece of wood.
Four 2x4s goes by very quickly.
All right, so the guys think this
is all about looks and the structural integrity.
This is literally going to be all about durability.
I'm throwing them off the mezzanine.
Best chair, most durable wins the game.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I mean, we are still on page one of the directions.
[LAUGHTER]
I have the chair in my head, but executing on it
is much harder than I thought it was going to be.
Really struggling, I think I'm going
to have to go the nail route.
On what Earth is a nail better than a screw in this world?
I've been asked that, Ty, the entire time.
Well, the problem is look it Cory putting in the drill bit.
I think that's probably part of his issue.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh gosh.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Ty's currently sitting in his chair.
You're sitting in your chair?
Ty.
Hey.
What's up, man?
Me too.
Hey, can I help you?
This thing stinks.
No, it doesn't.
You just don't know what you're doing.
Unreal.
This is unbelievable.
Oh, you tighten this part down.
No, you just add power.
You're on like 2%.
There's a power?
There's a power on the drill?
Oh my goodness!
That changes the game.
I always knew he was Team Coby!
That's my guy.
I got to see what's happening over here.
What are we doing?
Are we building a bench?
We said scrap the chair?
We're building a bench.
So why is this piece way longer?
I was going to go through the four legs right here,
but I realized that's real wobbly.
He's going to fall.
And so this is coming out here, and I'm
going to go leg down there.
So you went with the three-legged design?
Yeah, a tripod.
I can't wait to see it.
Oh, this is so good.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I could eat off this.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh, light bulb!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Cory's hammering a screw.
Coby, if you get stuck, hammer the screw.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I'll be honest.
If you told me at the beginning of the day
that my chair would look this good at the end,
I'd have been thrilled.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh gosh, I almost died.
100 seconds left.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
What is he doing?
I'm adding a foot rest.
Gotta get this screw in and I'm done.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
That's it!
Drop the drills!
We can let him hammer one more time.
All right, you can hammer one more.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Done!
He's done it!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Time's up.
It's time to judge each chair individually.
First up, we've got Garrett.
There's not a wobbly leg on this sucker.
Boy, did I start slow but, boy, did I pull it together, huh?
Anybody who just comes off the street,
they look at that, they go, that's a chair.
They will say that's a chair.
This is nice.
The cuts are exactly straight.
I was way over there, but hey, Cor, where's your chair?
[LAUGHTER]
He's done it!
He's made a chair.
Tornadoes frequent Texas often.
This is a little simulator test to see
what would happen if your chair got thrown up off of a two
story balcony.
3, 2, 1.
Should be fine.
[CRASH]
[LAUGHTER]
[CRASH]
[LAUGHTER]
That one's done!
Literally every piece is apart!
All right, Coby.
3, 2, 1.
[CRASH]
Oh!
[LAUGHTER]
[CRASH]
[LAUGHTER]
The seat is totally fine!
Dude, yes!
All right, I'm up.
See you later, chair.
It was fun while it lasted.
3, 2, 1.
[CRASH]
Oh!
Yeah!
Not bad!
[APPLAUSE]
[CRASH]
Not bad!
Second place is guaranteed, baby!
In 3, 2, 1.
[THUD]
Ooh!
[SCREAMING]
Winner!
[THUD]
Ooh!
Winner!
What a performance!
Unbelievable!
He's done it!
Sit down!
[CHEERING]
Tyler is your winner!
Thanks for hanging with us on Get Crafty.
See ya!
Hey, who am I?
[SAW SOUND EFFECT]
[LAUGHTER]
Coby using a saw.
Next time, I personally think we should go through tool safety
before we start.
I completely agree.
I didn't know you didn't know how to use a saw.
Listen.
Once I figured it out, it felt so right.
Before that, it felt so wrong.
Is it as bad, though, as Cory hammering a screw?
Probably not.
You also don't know what a chair looks like.
Coming up, we have a segment that I have been looking
forward to for quite some time.
Anybody that knows me well knows that I am a huge fan of magic.
Raise your hand if you're huge magic fan.
Me too.
Huge.
It's fake.
Everything's fake.
You think it's fake?
Yeah.
What do you guys think this is?
Matchbox.
This is a matchbox.
You want your mind blown?
You think magic's fake?
Let me show you a little something.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Whoa!
What!
I know what you're thinking.
That doesn't have matches in it.
There's plenty of matches in there, big fellas.
OK?
Your fake box was behind your hand.
It fell out, and all of the things
fell out in the middle of your trick.
Can we see that in slo-mo?
Play that in slo-mo.
If you play it in slo-mo, and just people
will be more impressed.
Guys, I think you need to know we have a real magician
downstairs.
And so I think that's where we're going to head.
Let's head downstairs and get to Magic Time.
With a real magician!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together.
An illusionist, a magician, Harris III.
I don't know if I have anything that can top that actual intro.
That was amazing.
Why don't we do a little bit of audience participation right
off the bat?
Is that cool?
Yeah.
I might save you for the finale.
Let's try something else with you.
How would you rate your imagination
on a scale of 1 to 10?
Oh, I've got a really, really good imagination.
OK, I'll tell you what.
I need you to choose a card, a random card that you think
no one else would think of.
The jack of clubs.
How crazy would it be if the card that I turned over
in this real deck of cards is the same one that you
turned over in your mind.
OK, I'm going to go through the entire deck
just so you can see out of all of these cards,
there is a single card turned upside down.
No way!
No!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[CHEERING]
The jack of clubs.
No way!
That's good.
I don't get it!
Well done!
I don't think I've ever gotten a standing ovation
after the very first trick.
That was crazy.
I love it!
Let's try something.
All right, Cory, come on up.
Come on up.
Good luck, Cory.
Here's how the game works.
I take the paper off.
I wad it up into a little paper wad.
Your job throughout the game is to guess which hand it's in.
Take this, move it down just a little bit--
there we go-- so it's out of the way.
All right, let the game begin.
That feels impossible.
Left again.
Left.
Dang it!
Give it a little snap.
Tap on my hand.
Blow.
It totally disappears.
[LAUGHTER]
We'll give it another shot.
Here, take this.
Roll this back up a little bit.
He's trying to look at one hand even
though I'm waving it around.
He won't take his eye off of it.
Don't take your eye off of it.
[LAUGHTER]
What do you think, right or left?
Get worked, son.
Get worked.
You got this.
Right.
Aw!
Show me your left.
Gone again.
Big round of applause before you go back to your seats.
[APPLAUSE]
Well done.
I need to get one of you actually
up here on stage this time to help me out.
OK.
All right, Tyler, come on up.
Come on up.
Big round of applause for Tyler.
Confirm for everyone at home there's
no weird strings in the air or on the stage.
OK?
All right.
All right, that's cool.
Tyler, I need you to help me hang
onto the corners of the tablecloth.
I'm going to do the same thing on this side with my hands.
If the table moves, I just need you to move with the table.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[LAUGHTER]
His hand's not moving at all.
I know you want to look.
Have a good look.
Lift up the tablecloth.
Lift it up so you can actually see.
[SCREAMS]
OK.
All right, let go.
Let go.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
No way!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
What!
Big round of applause for Tyler, ladies and gentlemen.
I have so many questions.
You guys might officially be my favorite audience of all time.
Special thanks to Harris for coming out today.
To see more of his amazing magic,
click the link in the description below.
His YouTube and his Instagram handle will be there.
Back to the desk.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I know you want to clap, but you can't.
Let's do a three-way clap.
Oh, that's nice.
Yep.
Coming up is the segment where people tend to clap,
and hopefully I don't have to own a cat.
A segment that people think is great but we tend to hate.
The game show we play but we wish we could delay.
Coming up, the game show that we play
but we wish we could delay.
Why did you just say that again?
I already said that.
I just wanted it to come from me.
People think it's great.
It's the one that we hate.
He tried to mooch his joke.
From the middle.
Let's go.
Wheel Unfortunate.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Chad, cue the serious music.
And add a big like when that drops.
Like there's a 50 pound weight there.
Like Indiana Jones when he does the stamp in the library,
and it's like ...
Drop it again.
You're going to feel this one in your bones.
[BOOM]
What's the total everyone's spun.
I'm just curious.
I've only done it once.
You've only done one?
Yeah, I did the first one, I haven't done it since.
First one ever, and never again?
Yeah.
Cor, pick Cody's name out.
Pick his name.
Pick a name right now.
Just do it!
Pick it!
Get it over with!
Pick a name!
I keep changing.
I changed it like six times.
Hot take-- it's Cody, and he's owning a cat.
Hot take.
3, 2, 1.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[LAUGHTER]
No way!
Say it with me, boys.
Spin that wheel!
I am Ned Forrester, the greatest game show host of all time.
Let's bring on our contestant.
It's Cory Cotton again!
[SCREAMS] So you miss old Ned, and you
want to come back on the show.
Is that what it is?
I'm pretty sure this is five.
Five times.
And you know what they say--
best friends of five stay alive.
I think you know how this works.
I don't need to explain too much about it.
You know, I'd give you a Golden Boy, but you got five of them.
So I went out of my way for you this time.
The Golden Boy youngin' edition.
You know, fun fact, I actually wasn't even
flexing for this model shoot.
I just stood there, and that's what it looked like.
So keep that.
Enjoy it.
Put it on your fridge or wherever you keep
the rest of your Golden Boys.
Hold the mic for me.
Cue me in, big fella.
3, 2, 1.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
All right!
OK!
Send me to the wheel.
Thank you.
Go to the wheel now, Cor.
I don't even have to tell you what to do.
You say it for yourself.
Spin that wheel.
All right, spoken like a true champion.
Here he goes.
Slow down.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is amazing!
You're the de-haired guy.
You got a stage of 50 million people to influence.
What are you going to tell them right now in this moment?
Special shout out to Team Cory for hanging
with me through the lows.
Yeah, I thought it was going to be better than that.
Say it with me, folks.
That's unfortunate.
Hey, Cor, see you next time.
All right, let's give it up for Erica, who will
be waxing Cory's pits today.
I promise I will never be choosing a name out of a hat
again.
I want to see what we're working with here.
Oh yeah, that's a good amount.
That's a good amount.
That's a lot.
That's three-inchers.
Yeah.
OK, hop on there, big boy.
The table actually is really soft.
It's really soft.
You're going to love that when your body goes into full shock.
Bam!
Erica, is it safe to assume that this
is the first time you have ever waxed on a basketball court?
Yes, it is.
That's good.
Oh my--
That one's hairier.
We're just doing it?
It's so exposing when you have to just lift it.
Right now, I'm just cleaning.
That's numbing.
You might look better with shaved pits.
Yeah, it's not a good look for you.
He shaves his chest.
Show his chest.
Let's do the legs.
One knee.
We should do a knee.
She's going for it.
Oh my gosh, she's just doing it.
So what's that?
There's no turning back now.
Oh, it's hot.
Walk us through what you're doing here, Erica.
So right now, I'm just applying the wax.
Really?
Oh, that's a good amount.
Oh, it's over.
This is going to be good.
All right, Ty.
Can I do the rip job here?
No!
No, he can't.
Yeah, I can.
I can do it.
He's not qualified!
Yes, he is.
I'm totally qualified.
No!
And what are you doing?
No!
Erica!
Erica only!
Erica!
Right here?
Do it!
Just do it!
[SCREAMING]
We got blood!
Bad news.
There's a little piece left.
No, no, no, no!
Ow!
One down, two to go.
OK.
You're good.
Oh yeah.
We need a GoPro cam.
There's a couple more pieces.
I don't know.
I hate this.
One down.
Dude, look at the--
This one's hairier, I think.
You think so?
Yeah.
One huge one.
A huge glob.
This is up there with the eyebrows.
Yeah.
Eyebrows wasn't painful, you just looked like a weirdo.
Yeah, it was horrible though.
Cody's interested.
Do it, Cody.
I got one good hand.
Don't hurt your shoulder.
No, no, no, no!
[SCREAMING]
Yeah.
That was the worst!
Your technique was horrible!
That was not good technique.
I did a slow rip.
We got to hit it again.
Oh wow, I left a lot.
We're literally going right back in the same spot
because Cody did such horrible job.
When the wax goes back over the hurt area, it hurts.
I don't have a degree in this.
Cobes, you got to get a pull in.
Is it fun?
Yes.
Get a pull.
With the wrist.
In 3, 2, 1.
Oh!
I know what you did there!
That was good!
The pain was in two different spots.
That was good!
I got some leg hair on the same pull.
Thank you, Erica.
Appreciate it.
No more hair stuff!
I'm over that.
I love the game show.
Cor, I want you to know that I'm proud of you.
I also want you to know that our 2020 tour tickets are for sale,
and they're still here.
We got them!
Oh, that's good!
Because usually, they click off when I turn and say,
that's it for today, but they're still here right now.
Come see us.
They're for sale right here.
You can click to get them.
Also, subscribe down there.
And if you want to see the last video,
Airsoft Battle 2, click right here to watch that.
Signing off for now, where we mainly
identified horrible candies, and Cory has waxed pits.
See you next time.
Stay to the end, because I'm going to pull a monkey out
from under the desk.
No, he won't.