hopefully you'll get a big whiff of
cotton candy in your face
you probably have a go-to list when you
want to indulge in a nice snack
but sometimes it seems like companies
blur the line between
treat and something that should have
never left the factory
here are the top 10 disgusting junk food
fails part three i didn't know what i
was putting
into my body handy snacks
listen light snack you stay away from
andy
we've talked about fake processed cheese
before but nothing truly compares to the
shameful substance claiming to be cheese
and handy snacks
we've all had a handy snack at some
point in our lives
whether it was in your lunchbox or at a
friend's house we've all experienced
that first bite
of neon chewy cheese that doesn't quite
hit the right notes
but the problem with this unhealthy
snack does not only come from the
ill-looking cheese but also from the
very bold and ludicrous move to remove
the little red stick you would
use to spread the cheese on your
crackers i was a stinking piece of crap
ritz claimed this decision was made in
an attempt to be more
eco-friendly and because the stick was
apparently useless anyway
really useless how are you supposed to
spread the weird
cheese without a stick why not just come
out with a biodegradable stick or
anything else really so you don't have
to dunk your already fragile cracker
into the slimy pool of cheese there was
even a petition started online to get
the little red stick back
it's a bold strategy cotton let's see if
it pays off for them
that's how serious people are about
handy snacks
kid cuisine it's so tasty you'll lose
your mind
it's quite possible kid cuisine was the
first meal you remember cooking for
yourself
they used to be a very big thing back in
the day and everyone wanted to get their
hands on the star wars edition
it seemed like a pretty great and
rational idea
the only thing that was not so great was
the execution
it's not that the food tasted bad i mean
it was frozen so it wasn't exactly
posh dining no it was more about how
poorly the meals were packaged
show of hands how many of you have ever
found little bits and pieces of your
macaroni on your brownie and vice versa
slimy yet satisfying extra crunchy it
just feels like nothing ever wants to
stay where it belongs
it's like an entire children's party
inside that box
and the portions ugh the sad
underwhelmingly small
portions that left you feeling hungry
every time
it seems like today they're trying to
attract the newer generations by
partnering with any kids movies that
want a frozen food tie-in
like shrek frozen and even spongebob
squarepants
however the real issues still haven't
been addressed
build bigger walls between each food and
don't be shy
put more than three chicken nuggets
please watch the mystery the
disappearing chicken
easy cheese what is this this cheese
the sheer simplicity of eating so-called
cheese
out of a can is enough to make any true
cheese maker
shudder easy cheese is one kooky
invention that just begs one simple
question
why why put cheese in a can and most
importantly
why do people actually buy it or at
least they used to
easy cheese isn't exactly put on display
at grocery stores anymore and maybe
that's for the best
spray cheese from the famous family of
aerosol
cheeses back in the 1960s it was a
different story
originally called snack mate easy cheese
was marketed as a processed cheese
spread that could be sprayed on just
about everything
easy to use and supposedly delicious the
thought process
behind this whole idea of spraying
bright neon orange
cheese was that it would make things
more elegant yes
elegant cheese was a thing it was meant
to top your fancy hors d'oeuvres or
accompany your crackers at your cocktail
parties
how far away have we strayed from that
original
idea look it's the leaning tower of
cheesa instant cheese for
instant parties more like instant cheese
for instant indigestion
but hey whatever floats your boat
high c ecto cooler well there's
something you don't see every day
how do you prove that you ain't afraid
of no ghosts you ask
well back in the 1980s all you had to do
was take a sip of a high c
ecto cooler and you were in the clear
because let's face it this drink did
look pretty scary and didn't exactly
inspire
trust ecto cooler was an orange
tangerine flavored green colored drink
by high c
created as a product tie-in for the real
ghostbusters series
it was meant to look like ectoplasm from
entities like slimer
and well it was rather successful to say
the least
he slimy the fluorescent green cooler
was
surprisingly an immediate and smashing
success
and ended up staying around for over a
decade nothing sounds better than a
toxic
looking sugary juice especially when
you're a fan of the movie but after a
long promotion
heisi eventually had to change things up
a bit to better fit a new generation
who sadly had no idea what a ghostbuster
was
you are such a nerd shut up but by
losing the appealing packaging
and the funky color people realized just
how
bad the drink actually was and the
cooler was discontinued shortly after
that
oh the wonders of good marketing take it
away
and you end up with a miserable and
failed
product lunchables this
is where lunchables live mom okay we're
not going to lie
lunchables are pretty amazing made to
empower kids with the slogan
all day you gotta do what they say but
lunchtime is
all yours lunchables just hit
differently
how could something that tastes so good
be so bad for you
how would you like to be the
spokesperson for new lunchables with
smoothie kabobbles
it's all about the nutrition facts of
these bad boys
just to give you a brief idea of just
how bad lunchables really are for you
the former ceo once said something along
the lines of
if you take lunchables apart the most
healthy item in it
is the napkin it even earned first place
on a list of the five
worst packaged lunchbox meals way too
much sodium and way too much fat to be
considered an
actual meal they were so far from the
minimal nutritional
standards that only five of the
lunchables could be advertised
all the other ones had too many scary
ingredients to be encouraged
really this place has gone downhill and
the company had too much of a conscience
to do so
how thoughtful some teachers have even
banned lunchables from their classrooms
no matter how good they are lunchables
are still
the bane of health nuts but our very
own guilty pleasure jimmy dean pancakes
and sausage
on a stick want a corn dog sure
then your mom should have bought you one
just because anything can be eaten on a
stick
doesn't mean that everything should be
jimmy dean and its fabulous team came up
with a new questionable version of a
breakfast corn dog
corn dogs are usually pretty tasty but
they're not
really what you would picture at the
breakfast table do you want breakfast
okay okay cool pancakes
yeah so jimmy dean decided to try out
pancakes and sausage
on a stick and yes it tastes just as
weird as it sounds
it's basically a sausage wrapped in a
pancake and then put on a stick
for your enjoyment or displeasure it
depends
they really tried to take two iconic
breakfast items and combine them to
create an
ultimate new breakfast sensation but it
ended up being more like a new breakfast
joke cheap if you expect quantity but
really expensive if you expect
quality some say the pancakes are greasy
and soggy
much much too greasy even the smell of
it makes me feel physically sick
while others claim they're dry and pasty
essentially they're inconsistent and not
really worth it maybe if you dipped it
long enough and maple syrup it would
cover up the taste and you
might then be able to enjoy a decent
meal
maybe purrs cotton candy balls i'm gonna
eat that pot hers is widely known for
its giant clear barrels
full of delicious and addictive cheese
balls a never-ending bucket you can fish
in without counting how many bowls you
eat
the perfect guilt-free snack but it
seems as though hers wanted to recreate
that same iconic feeling by coming up
with another giant bucket
but this time filled with something a
little more festive and carnivally
cotton candy balls in theory it doesn't
sound like such a bad
idea after all cotton candy is a beloved
snack
and we trust hers but turns out these
bright blue rounded snacks might just be
the ultimate
no-no in the junk food industry they're
described as sweet
crunchy and puffy little corn snacks and
come in a very similar jar to the cheese
balls
it can be quite a shock at first if you
don't read the label right away
that's for sure seriously we need energy
for our travels
your formerly orange treats suddenly now
look like
radioactive balls of sugar but enough
about the looks
it's all about the taste they tried to
recreate the cotton candy flavor but in
a crunchy form
which defeats the whole purpose of
actual cotton candy
letting it melt on your tongue and
tearing off little pieces at a time
putting it all in a bucket just isn't
the same
cotton candy kellogg's breakfast mates
the cornerstone of any nutritious
breakfast on a busy morning or a lazy
sunday morning you can't go wrong with
cereal
or so you would think in the late 1990s
kellogg's found a way to make this whole
positive experience a little dreadful
and unappetizing
enter the breakfast mates it was a
single serving ready to eat cereal kit
designed to make your mornings go
smoother and faster the line included
four popular kellogg's brands
corn flakes fruit loops mini wheats and
frosted flakes
and the kit came with a box of kellogg's
cereal a plastic spoon
and a container of a septically packaged
milk meaning the milk didn't need to be
refrigerated
so basically warm milk who thought this
was a good idea
good idea who eats these when people
started putting the whole container in
the fridge so the milk would be cold
it sometimes caused confusion trying to
re-educate the consumer to look for
cereal in the fridge
proved to be too difficult kellogg's was
trying to market a convenient all-in-one
breakfast that would allow young
children to serve themselves breakfast
but they ended up creating
a monumental flop oh man
all the orange soda spilled out of my
cereal the packaging was far from being
kid-friendly
and would more often than not result in
a lot of mess in the kitchen
there's no use crying over spilled milk
unless the milk is warm
then cry all you want orbits drinks
i've always wanted to put a space man
into orbit
have you ever looked at something you
were about to eat or drank and thought
it looked oddly familiar
well when people were trying the orbitz
drinks back in the 1990s it reminded
them of a good old lava lamp
these intergalactic soft drinks were
described as a
texturally enhanced alternative beverage
but most people just described them as
gross
they featured little brightly colored
balls of gelatin floating around and
giving off a pretty trippy appearance
are you all right the electric yellow
has got me by the brain banana
i they apparently had a strong cough
syrupy taste and the edible balls
supposedly had a foul
texture and if that wasn't enough the
lousy advertising was the final nail in
the coffin
with catchphrases like the drink with
balls
or prepare to embark on a tour into the
bowels of the orbitarium
it is not surprising it fizzled out and
was discontinued within the year
of its debut you leave me no choice but
to declare you
ex-communicado beverages and bowels do
not mix well
obviously orbits drinks were relying on
their intriguing and funky looks to
attract buyers
which to be fair worked at first but as
soon as people discovered how bad
it really tasted orbits lost all its
charm
and it sails it might defy gravity
but it doesn't defy good flavor cereal
milk mixers
what's the weirdest thing you've seen
you drinking cereal milk over corpse
whether you're more of a poor the milk
first or cereal first type of person
we can all agree that a bowl of cereal
is pretty great
especially when you get to the end of
the bowl and you chug down the leftover
milk
that's arguably the best part but to
enjoy that good part you need to
actually eat the cereal
right well apparently you don't anymore
the original cereal milk mixers is a
brand of cereal powder flavoring
you can add to your milk and enjoy on
the go wait is this just milk and sugar
that's right a powder to give your milk
that nice cereal
aftertaste but there is no cereal
involved
it's currently available in three
flavors cinnamon crunch
peanut butter cup and frosted flakes all
of which are mostly enjoyed by kids
the slogan for this peculiar invention
is your favorite cereal
just a spoonful away but here is an idea
how about getting an actual spoonful of
cereal instead
otherwise it just feels like something's
missing like maybe a little crunch
overall it seems more like a failed
attempt at making a hot cocoa powder
after they had run out of flavor
ideas what happened to just the good old
chocolate powder
cereal milk mixers asks if we're ready
for a fun
and tasty change of pace but to be
completely honest
we're probably not we still want our
cereal
you know what i eat i eat life
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