all right guys i'm in position ready to blow this bridge destroy that bridge fire
all right mr barron everything's in line and i've run the procedures you've asked for
multiple times but sir are you sure you want to do this i mean the boss is already mad at you enough
yes mule i am sure i want to do this i want to be shrunken down into mini land so i can steal
papa jake's microchip the boss is angry because he wants world domination which isn't going that
well for me and he wants his microchip so i may as well steal his microchip all right then sir well
everything is in order you just put on this helmet and it will shrink you down smear what is this
this looks like a kid's toy it's all we had sir the budget is smaller this time around
i don't see how this could work but you're all i have
all right smule put me into miniland yes sir uh amplifying the magnitudes setting the threshold
correctly now remember once you get there convince the army to help you the boss is
wavering i don't need a lesson or a lecture i know what i'm doing i'm the boss i'm the baron
i'm in charge right right i'm so sorry mr barron uh everything is good to go and minimizing you now
logan phil get in here i've done something really cool again
i have donuts yes i have donuts i don't know get logan
what is the emergency guys in our last video i don't know if you realized but the baron was
driving a tank in miniland jake how do you know that was the bear because logan he emailed me me
and the baron we communicate via email you emailed the baron that guy's cracked yes we're like kind
of friends and enemies we're frenemies okay logan but here the point is the baron is shrinking down
in size and he's up to something i don't know what he's doing but he's getting more active i
don't like it normally i'd let something like this slide but i'm thinking we need to stop him before
he even gets started that's why i've converted the halo draw pot into what i call a mini mini riser
a mini riser what does it do it turns us down and shrinks us so we can go into mini land where
the baron currently is we're going to shrink down we're going to find out what he's up to mini land
yes what phil do you know what mini land is hey that's where all the legos are oh that's legoland
similar name name but not similar enough that we could get sued all right so let's just
set everything up here now you're gonna have to go one at a time you're not typing i know
what i'm doing logan i'm a master i'm a wizard now here's the thing you're gonna feel a lot of pain
and then nothing and then a lot more pain and then nothing and the pain might stay but the
point is you will be shrunken down into mini land i don't know the side effects yet this is a little
i fell you're uh wait guys no i think we'll need to go first go in here
we're gonna set it to maximum shrinkage i don't know about this all right phil and here we go
three two one all right logan you're next no no no no no jake i'm not gonna i'll go last
you go and then i'll go logan i have to send you you're not gonna understand yourself come
on just get in there i know you're tall but you're only gonna be small okay danger and
now they're gone i could just have a gaming day to myself
no i should probably go help them out okay i really hope this thing works
general give me an update on how the mission is going sir your assistance in this war has
been unprecedented we've pushed the enemies back to their home and it looks like we're going to
win
perfect once i help you take out the beige army you help me infiltrate papa jake's
house all right men move up second squadron over the bridge we're going to the front
all right moving to position sir i'm ready to roll we're going to the fun finally yes
second platoon move out
foreign
guys everyone okay where are we i don't know i think my foot's broken okay hold on let me just
fix it on this rock here well it definitely looks like we're in mini land jake why am i
so much smaller than you and logan phil that's probably because you're small in real life okay
so when we shrunk ourselves down it amplified the shrinkingness of you and now you're tiny
very very tiny all right look we just got to figure out where we are excuse me sir do
you know what's going on here hands up right now you're under arrest chill out chill out bro what
what's going on here taking you to the general none of you guys move we we're here to help
we'll see about that you're coming with me so you three are the ones that dropped into our base eh
well you came at a grave time a very grave time i tell you that uh yes sir we're kind of dropping
in here because we're looking for the baron the baron that is the worst sounding name i've heard
i don't know what's going on but some dudes are like the one behind me just pointing their
blasters at us can you tell us what's going on here please jake i'm still confused as to why i'm
in a pink suit logan the miniaturizer shares a lot of elements with our fortnite in real life flux
capacitor that's why it changes us into four night costumes you see your fathers their grandfathers
their great grandfathers have fought on these battlefields using plastic army men like myself
but now the war has shifted and the balance has changed ever since that baron has come and given
all the resources to the green army men you mean the barons working with the green army men and
you guys are the beige army man why can't you guys just all get along love and hug love and
hug each other what is he talking about okay well that's fine i mean we came here to stop him we
are losing men okay sir i get you have a problem here but that's what we're here to fix we can we
can help you all right we hate the baron too we've been fighting the baron for years all
right well if you're gonna help them you're gonna have to understand the battlefield you see this
is what we're dealing with all right doug roll the clip yeah sure i'll roll the clip right now
hi and welcome to the eagles nest if you're watching this video then that means you've
decided to join our army at the worst possible time you could we're under siege by an evil menace
known as the baron in this video called know your battlefield i'll show you the no-no zones and the
go-go zones and how to survive for more than a day let me take you around where we're standing right
now is one of the hottest zones on the field this mountain is our safe haven constantly bombarded
every day all times of the day by the barons man you're lucky if you make it more than five minutes
all that hot firing is coming from the barons base probably the safest place you could be and
honestly i've been thinking about switching teams for five days now i hear they have a jacuzzi over
there in front of the barons base that's where things really start to heat up almost like a
jacuzzi with the front lines this is where we typically have been in battle for over hundreds
of years but unfortunately due to the baron's new advanced technologies and something we're calling
a tank he's been able to overthrow us so welcome to the army and enjoy your five-minute stay before
you probably blow up uh jake why are we here that looked absolutely terrible we are going
to get destroyed logan is just little green army men okay look if it means stopping the
baron we can help them out i'm sure you guys have some sort of plan right nope absolutely
not that's why we've been back here hiding behind this mountain uh plans are pretty much all out oh
can i fly the helicopter no you cannot that is our last helicopter and we're down to one more
troop transport after that it's pretty much over for us i'm gonna retire and become an accountant
wait you said that the entire issue here is that the baron's been giving them new resources to
fight you guys what if we could cut off these resources it seems like his base the only way
in and out is that bridge already thought of it tried to blow it up tried to shoot it down
tried to block it but anything we did just did not work the only thing that could blow that bridge
up is something like that tank they have what if i told you we could get that tank and stop the baron
jake are you suggesting we steal their tank no logan i'm suggesting we steal their tink wow that
does sound like a great idea you're either crazy or you're filled with plastic but i like it all
right well there is one idea we had we could use our remaining helicopter and drop an elite squad
in on top of the tank we'll send reinforcements with our troop carrier once the squad infiltrates
the tank and takes it over they can take out the bridge then take out the rest of their army
all right then let's fire up the helicopter you guys in i mean it sounds like a very dangerous
mission jake but it looks like i don't really have a choice so i guess i'm in logan before
we head on this helicopter you think they got any donuts on there phil i don't think now is a good
time for donuts what do you mean it's always a good time for donuts all right you heard him man
prepare the helicopter and get these boys on board the rest of you are under the troop transport
vehicle we're giving them our last resources to take down this tank let's go chop chop
all right gentlemen starting the engines we're having slight problems with the engine hold on
all right looks like we made it onto the tank they need cover fire everyone shoot at the tank
did those guys just die yes phil but with honor
all right guys come on everyone in the tank now let's go
all right is everyone inside yep okay phil you got your seatbelt on no this thing doesn't have
seat belts okay well i've never driven a tank before but i've driven a sea doo
and they've got to be pretty similar so okay just getting used to the controls here backing up
jake be careful trying logan this thing is massive i don't exactly know what i'm doing okay i see the
bridge it's over here wait we got a little idea first why don't we bring this tank to these guys
nice
all right guys i'm in position ready to blow this bridge destroy that bridge
all right here we go in three two one fire
dude we did it all right radio back to the captain let him know that his snipers can take out the
base oh my god they actually did it time for me to finally snipe their base aiming for the gas can
missed
no how did you defeat me i had mini land this isn't the end of me
papa jake you will see the baron again my boss is very angry at you
project zero is coming and they will destroy you and the rest of the world
you