“What does the damn chorus lady say?
I swear one of the lines is ‘ready for the bum-bum burn.’”
“Ready for the bum-bum burn.” [Bump and grind]
It’s definitely not that though.
[The People Vs.]
[Headie One]
[Noisey asked Headie One]
[to respond to some YouTube comments on his video ‘Ain’t It Different’]
Come on, this is Headie.
And this is Noisey’s
And I’m about to be reading the comments for ‘Ain’t It Different’.
“Big tune...
Headie and Stormzy look like they headbutted each other.”
Me, I’m called Headie, so all the big head jokes,
I welcome them with open arms.
And all the ladies love it anyway.
Thousand no videos subscriber challenge.
Is that someone’s name?
That’s the craziest name I’ve seen on YouTube.
He says, “A new drinking game,
take a drink every time you see gun fingers.”
I need to watch the video back for that, you know?
Maybe everyone was banging out the gun fingers that day.
EmanThe Af.
“Only person missing here was Dave,
and it would have been the Avengers assembling.”
You know, it’s funny. I’ve had so much people say that to me,
we should have put Dave and put Aitch,
J Hus.
There’s so much people that I feel like
could have complemented the song.
But we can’t have six people on one song, man.
Young_Sweat712,
“This looks like a friendly group of gentlemen.”
HaytchDon, “Sometimes Headie makes me want to rob a house.”
Please, let’s refrain from robbing people’s houses.
Jr Sajid, “If they don’t play this at my funeral, I ain’t going.”
Obviously, you have to go to your own funeral, innit?
The KEKW Guy, “I think there are Americans listening to this
after seeing his tune with Drake.”
Possibly, possibly.
There’s more listeners from outside the UK from me on Drake’s song
than actually inside the UK.
It doesn’t really surprise me to hear that.
“This song will be playing in JD when all the roadmen are
at the till paying for their North Face tracksuits.”
I’ve got, like, three wardrobes that are full of just tracksuits.
I’ve lost count now.
More than 100 now.
It’s like a collection, innit?
I’ve got my favorite ones...
for different reasons: comfortability,
the look of it...
Would I ever do my own line of tracksuits? Definitely.
It would be only right though, innit?
I wear tracksuits so much, I know.
Ricksta,
“Real old school garage, dons know the sample.”
Nah, for real though, that was a sick sample.
Shout-out Fred Again
and Toddla T.
J Valdes,
“I don’t really listen to UK rap, but why do they all sound the same?
Do they ever change up their flow?”
That’s a good point.
If it was true.
I think it’s your ears that doesn’t understand the flows
because some the flows are clearly different, man.
It just doesn’t really add up.
Stormzy and Headie One, Ghanaian fire.
She got the Ghanaian spirit.
Or was it he?
Yeah, he or she’s got the real Ghanaian spirit.
So shout-out Nana.
Milk, “What does the damn chorus lady say?
I swear one of the lines is ‘ready for the bum-bum-burn.’”
“Ready for the bum-bum burn.” [Bump and grind]
It’s definitely not that though.
I hope it’s not “Bum-bum burn,”
it’s a bit tekky.
“Headie One looks like he’s never had a day of stress in his life.”
That’s actually one of my mottos, you know?
I don’t like to stress about things.
Even in stressful situations, like.
Why stress about something when you have the option not to,
if you know what I’m trying to say?
You could just drink some water,
drink some Cîroc,
go shopping,
play FIFA.
No, there’s more positive things in life than stress.
So, yeah, man... definitely.
Stress is not one of my things that I’m really into, to be honest.
And that was the last comment.
We’ve had loads of great comments here,
a few attempts that have been cheeky.
But, you know, we’re going to let those slide.
Shout-out the good comments,
and obviously we’ve got to embrace the bad ones as well.
Keep commenting
because that means we know you’re watching.
But yeah, it’s Headie,
and I’m out.