♪ We got this, we got this ♪
♪ We'll get through it all together ♪
♪ We got this, we got this ♪
♪ We're invincible ♪
♪ We're a team, we're a troop ♪
♪ We're the best forever friend group ♪
♪ I've got your back, I know that you've got mine ♪
♪ Trust me, we'll be fine ♪
Uh huh. Uh huh.
Ahh!
No speeding.
Come on, Lynn. This is the worst day of my life
and I have to make it all the way to Bolhofner's room!
The Hoff? Oh boy. Stinks to be you.
Alright, I shouldn't be doing this, but climb on.
This is a one-time only escort.
[grunting]
[groaning]
Hmm?
[laughing]
Hmm, I wondered where I left my pudding cup.
Thanks for finding it for me, Lincoln Lame
Ugh. Chandler.
Okay, Listen up.
The name's Bolhofner.
Sure thing. We'll always be tight as a gaggle of geese.
Thanks, guys.
Now bring it in.
Not to ruin the moment, but technically, we're still lost.
Huh?
Hey, ya'll, my little sand crabs!
Hop on, I'll give ya'll a lift back!
But we can't all fit.
I have the solution.
[gasping]
[cheering]
I'm so glad we worked things out, guys!
Nothing can separate us now.
Whoa!
Guys, wait up!
Yeah!
Now you see them now you don't! Shazam!
Thanks. That was delicious.
Dang it, Leni! Wait, I wasn't done with my act.
But why am I still hungry?
I hope you're ready for more magic.
The Middle School talent show is this week,
and I need to keep practicing.
Ahh!
Huh? Ahh!
Hmm?
Now who's ready for some magic?
Ladies and gentlemen,
my name is Lincoln, The Magnificent.
And these guys in the shiny pants are my volunteers.
Ahh!
Ohh.
[laughing]
What?
[grunting]
What?
[gasping]
[laughing]
Tada!
[cheering]
Lookin' good, Ernie. Love the new beaded seat.
- Morning, Lincoln. - What's up?
Hey, everybody. It's finally Friday, am I right?
Or should I say fri-yay?
This girl knows what I'm talking about.
I do.
I do know what he's talking about.
Oh, Lincoln. I always love your early morning schtick.
Huh? Uh, that's okay.
I guess I'll just sit in the back to-yay.
Uh oh, the sequel.
[humming]
Um, what do you think you're doing, Sixth grader?
Having a little pulp-free OJ
or should I say o-yay?
Oh, yeah.
Hit ‘em with that trilogy.
No, he meant why are you sitting in our seat?
Oh, uh, I didn't think this was taken.
[groaning]
Alright. I'll give up my pancakes if someone has bacon.
We'll take that trade. What?
I'm giving him a good home.
[laughing]
Well, I'm off to the Hof!
I never thought I'd be so happy
to see you go to Bolhofner's class.
- So good to have you back. - Bring it in, guys.
For sure.
Uh, guys, some upper classmen are starting to stare.
Let ‘em.
Wow. I didn't know you had it in you.
[grunting]
Lincoln!
[cheering]
Ahh! Rope burn.
[grunting]
Guys, guys, too fast! Too fast, guys!
Guys, too fast! I'm gonna hurl!
[vomiting]
Mac and cheese.
Two bites? I saved three. Err.
Alright,
which of you vultures swiped one of my Mac and Cheese bites?
If you guys wanted one so badly,
you should've saved some of your own.
I'm still alive!
Aye! Nacho libre!
[screaming]
Todo bien.
Lily, pants!
[babbling]
- I was here first! - No, I was!
- Uh, I was! - No way, I was!
- You always say that. - You do.
Hey, no cutting!
Thanks, Lincoln.
Has anyone seen my zit cream?
I literally found the cutest dress to wear.
- A word that rhymes with stuck. - Luck.
How do you stop a rhino from charging?
You take away his credit card.
[laughing]
Mom said no solving for X on the walls!
Same, blame, game, fame.
Where did I put my roller skates?
I've got field hockey today.
Wait, There's no roller skates in field hockey.
The way I play there is.
[babbling]
Gotcha!
Why does Lola care whether the gutters are clean?
I know. It's crazy, right?
Lola does love a smooth driveway.
Phew.
Ah, Sunday mornings. My homework's done,
my chores are complete, and I'm looking forward
to a whole day of freedom!
Rise and shine, kids!
We're going to Aunt Ruth's today!
Yay!
[gasping]
Lincoln, enough! Lights out!
Lincoln!
- I gotta tinkle! - My turn!
[grunting]
Man with the plan.
Flawless hair, check.
Most kids would be nervous, but not this guy.
- My turn! - I gotta tinkle!
Better get used to standing in lines
if you're going to vote for dairy land.
[groaning]
What? Sorry! This ride is temporarily closed.
No!
Apologies for taking so long in the lavatory.
I know you like to evacuate your bladder
at precisely 7:03 Anti Meridian.
- I do? - Mmm hmm.
So, predictably that I can set my atomic clock to it.
- Ahh! - Ahh!
Lincoln. What are you doing?
Getting my room back.
Morning. Link wets up?
[laughing]
Lincoln, what's good?
Hey, Rusty. How'd you like to go
to the greatest magic show on Earth tonight?
Tonight? I totally would.
But I've got a hot date.
In fact, I better go iron my jeans.
- Hello? - Stella, buddy, old pal.
I've got an extra ticket to a magic show and...
Oh, wish I could go but,
I promised my granny I'd help her set up a dating profile.
She said she's ready to get back out there, so.
[sighing]
Hold on. I'm getting another call.
Oh, it's Lynn.
Hey, LJ. Do you want to go to a magic show?
Uh, no. I want to go to the bathroom, Stinkin.
- Now, get outta there! - Ahh!
Watch out! Number one baby boy coming through!
Lincoln. That shirt is way too small for you,
and that tricycle is falling apart.
What? No way.
The handlebars are a little loose,
but she still drives like a dream.
And look, here's the stain for my very first flippy.
Hello and welcome to Lynn's Table.
Please make your way to the host stand.
We can seat your entire party immediately.
[horn blowing]
[gasping]
Yes! Keep those buses a comin'!
Lincoln.
And Ace Savvy defeated the evil card Countess. The end.
Thanks for the best day ever.
I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship.
[squawking]
Pretty bird.
Ahh!
It's just another him and Clyde thing.
Ooh, watch out. Ahh.
Lincoln, look out! Road cow!
Turbo-tastic, Player one!
You crushed the time for this track.
Way to stay safe, Player two.
You obeyed all the rules of the road.
Yes, that's what I'm talking about!
- Nice goin', Clyde. - You too, bud.
Ahh!
[screaming]
[grunting]
Yay!
[grunting]
Yes!
We made it!
[sighing]
All that stretching really paid off.
Muah.
You must be Nana Gayle. I'm Myrtle, so nice to meet you.
Nice to meet--
[gasping]
- Lincoln? - Clyde? What are you doing?
What am I doing? What are you doing?
There's no way you can pull off-- Wow!
You did an incredible job with Myrtle's cat eye makeup.
Thanks. It's subtle, yet makes a...
Wait a minute, you're just trying to psych me out.
I don't need to, ‘cause you don't stand a chance.
I'm winning that room for Nana Gayle!
I'm winning it for Myrtle.
Err.
[groaning]
Time!
Round one goes to Nana Gayle!
Mmm.
[grunting]
Ahh! Ooh!
[barking]
Sorry.
[grunting]
Yeah!
Round two, Myrtle!
Well, Goldie,
looks like we just gave ourselves a new leash on life.
[barking]
Colonel Austin is such a boss!
Taking out zombies and lightening the mood.
Swarm of the Zombies will return
after these messages and stick around
The All-Nite movie marathon
continues with parts two through five.
We're not going anywhere!
Alright, my little zombie heads, let's go. Time for bed.
Watch out, Clyde. I'm gonna show you no mercy.
Well, I'm going to show you even less.
Unless you want me to. In which case I totally will.
Okay, whatever.
Ready? Aim. Fire!
No!
What are you? What?
My dads don't want us to end up in the hospital
because of an ice ball to the head.
Err!
Pilot to copilot, we are ready for launch.
Now the fun really, really begins.
I'll sled to that.
Alright!
- Wahoo! - Faster!
Ahh!
[grunting]
[laughing]
- That was awesome! - Let's go again!