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to another day at the track this is
Paulie and Patti coming at you live from
the peanut gallery let's get down to the
starting line to meet our contenders
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he's so corny
what do you expect from a drag racer
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libros carrot and corndog are leading
the snack pack yep looks like this race
will come down to the carrot or the
stick well he is the lightest of the
bunch
are you seriously Hawking at me what I
have to it's worth broken
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that goats got a lot of horsepower
already laughing the competition looks
more like a runaway goat - me time to
send in the clown
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and it already tight race just got
tighter don't worry greener I got your
back
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[Laughter]
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who cares it's time for the final lap
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and there you have it
a three-way tie can you believe it tell
me about it I know right this is so cool
goggles on gentlemen on you must gets it
drew
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Wow I've ever had orange for the last
time no you cannot fly my quadcopter
mine either everyone knows you're just
gonna use it to dive-bomb people that's
not true I just want to fly the drone
really low and really close to some
unsuspecting victims
that's dive-bombing well no matter I'm
fine with you guys whether you like it
in that Wow
you don't have a drone all right what's
doing
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what are you guys waiting for back up
already
that is great now you are being a jerk
don't focus you're gonna hurt somebody
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you're gonna pay for that
orange orange and all it cost us was our
birthday present don't worry about it
I have a couple extra propeller beanies
want to give them a spin
I forgot to tell him that beanies on the
fridge maybe you should get yourself
some diaper Steve is in the lead with
Brian Scott not Barbie oh hey crew
listen up
the race is neck and neck and if I'm let
Goggins gonna win we got to get him in
and out in 12 seconds but can we do it
yes wait that's what I'm talking about
hoorah look at those guys we need to be
more like them what you mean like
professional yes on second thought we
have enough time to just sabotage their
crew that's a big No
heads up I need two tires fueled a new
windshield and I need it five minutes
ago where's the time machine hasn't been
invented yet so shut up and get those
nuts off okay
cashews almonds hazelnuts lug nuts hey
there's no need for name-calling I
wasn't sure what kind you liked so I got
a sampler jack-in-the-box lumberjack
hey there you hosers you have an array
Mary I don't even have the words to
explain how disappointed I am that's
fine I don't think anyone would listen
anyway no let's talk for action
hey dude what are you still doing here
shut up you're going slower you'd get a
parking ticket
shut up what
I said your mother's a chicken
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I said already taking forever
eh this guy's got a real a purse baby
yeah yeah I'm gonna fill that one in the
morning
orange that's not regulation I know but
I couldn't resist the coconut sprinkles
ah back tyre how we looking do I even
want to know what's happening job then
forget the windshield just top up the
tank and let's go
you heard the FRA no where's the gas the
give up do whatever you want here that
frying you're good to go
don't gotta tell you whoa Bailey had
time to get that baby filled up we don't
so I just used the case of zoom instead
what where did he come from
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one it's all thanks to our pick cheap
pair way to go boss oh thanks guys
oh that really means the world to me I
can't believe we've got another chance
at being a NASCAR pit crew after what
happened last time
I can't believe how incredible I look at
red and I can't believe it's not butter
okay guys we need to focus up we want to
have any chance of winning we need to
replace all four tires and get the car
gassed up in under 12 seconds I know how
to get gas even quicker than that
really Wow easy just drink some of this
blue sports drink wiper fluid was just
the name of some new disgusting flavor
wanna mow how's it good one this stuff
really works that's not what it's for
dude pit bus paired come in oh it's our
driver bran muffin Jones everyone be
quiet
orange needs no blockage deal I'm almost
there I don't see why we gotta bring
race into this we're in a race right now
kick don't this sorry this sports drink
would someone take oranges head
somewhere
is radio etiquette was terrible we're
gonna take off that headset I'll do it
for you RAM muffin is dead set on my
headset what think you can hide your
headset for me under some little hat huh
what the a propeller beanie really dude
do you know where's those huh
hey you just blew our team's chances of
winning well looks like the 33 car is
toast
yeah well on let's get served with toast
what you just got dissed omelet
what did not your toast I'm gonna win
this race ace rubber losers are you
doing you don't know how to drive a
stick
Wow well actually fur you see the whole
appeal of this passcard thing
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there is no radio dude you would have
extra weight I'll just have to make my
own music and that blockage feel isn't
unnecessary wait
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warrant you're broadcasting your
terrible music over all channels
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take
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saying this but he playing dude it's
working
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I hope you've got something up your
sleeve
I think I have a trip
my claim
here
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no I'll have you know I'm playing a
physical play that trophy belongs
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[Laughter]
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okay our cars coming in for a pit stop
get ready orange needs four new what is
orange and where are the tires orange
are you doing bad news thai lemon
weren't set the tires free they were
tired of being orange your fire no fun
your job or you're fired from your job
so sit down grab a twisted tea watch my
blog and stay away from my race bar
honestly
that's a sick and tired of cleaning up
your messes
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wait a minute
laughs is this seven tired
hired black me oh please no yeah they
told me I get to drive a race car
they said you get to drive the pace car
big difference bro they could use you up
there right away
it's terrible
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I'm winning we're not racing everyone
has to follow yeah that's the idea
you stupid orange
but caution has been removed back to
racing boat race fine maybe not if I
have anything to say about it
burrito but
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bass car get out of the way am I
seriously getting boxed in by the pace
bar right now the pack is approaching
the finish line and a shockingly slow
rate of speed
and they're led by face for how
embarrassing they pronounce race Chiron
at once we're gonna have to review this
gets a photo finish let me see let me
see who won I don't think you guys are
gonna like this one bit
please tell me the orange driving the
pace car did not win well I can't tell
you orange one because we don't know who
won what what the heck was blocking the
camera
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