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shut
up
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every kardashian ever
um
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so
are you [ __ ] serious what
i'm hungry you're literally so rude
this is some good stuff you're rude
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oh [ __ ] i'm an ultra soft it's
literally not soft at all
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now i can finally afford this stuff no
more using the thumb
for old steve
hello wife yeah i think i need to start
an only fans now
oh
whatever happened to charmin ultra soft
they were the best
make sure to try kylie's skin and cuddly
lip and kylie clothing
all right kylie how can i help you today
we have a serious
problem kim has four kids and i
literally have only one baby and i need
to beat her in numbers
kelly i don't see how i can help you
with that i need you to give me
five babies in the next two weeks
kylie i don't think you understand how
babies work
i will find the technology to make this
happen
i promise you you will have as many
babies as you want by next week i will
invent
whatever i have to kim
i can don't say anything but tmz saw
travis hooking up with another girl
promise you won't tell kylie oh my god
no
i swear swear on a bible bible
oh hold on i'm getting another call kim
bible bible okay don't tell chloe yet
but tristan is sleeping with my best
friend
shut up wait hold on
hey court kylie bible bible what's up
kanye is cheating on cam again okay hold
on a sec
hey chloe you won't believe this kanye
is cheating on
cam this is kim
oh [ __ ]
welcome to t-mobile's new family plan
bringing you even closer to the people
you just can't get away from
bible
okay so doctor can you make me look like
her
no no i can't but she was able to look
like this
why can't you just make me look like
this okay look
that is an unrealistic body standard
that has become normalized
and you shouldn't compare yourself to
somebody like her because
she's not real
also i'm a dentist
this is a dentist's office
i will find the technology to make this
work what i don't pay the paparazzi to
take pictures of me
kim why did you post this picture of me
chloe that's literally a picture of me
what are you talking about
oh my god you guys are literally so
crazy let me see
that is a picture of me and you didn't
even [ __ ] tag me
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she's the adopted one not me bible i
will freak out
right now