I have a feeling that the men are not going to like this.
But I've got to make fun of SOMEONE otherwise I'll combust into a million little pieces!
And today...
We'll be learning...
What the f*ck a "sigma male" is?!
My name is Tara Mooknee and this is the only channel on YouTube where all videos
are written and produced by a cow.
Unfortunately, she couldn't be in this video today. But if you like and subscribe,
she might appear in the next one.
Now let's find out who's the Alpha out of the two of us.
And who is the Sigma.
So I became aware of this tomfoolery because of Twitter.
I don't tweet very much, but I do like to observe.
If you're a social anthropologist, you've got to have Twitter!
And I came across "The Five Male Archetypes".
"The Social and Sexual Hierarchy."
"Social status is strongly correlated with sexual success in the totally unfair,
winner takes all sexual market."
I like where this is going!
So at the top, as you might have guessed: the Alpha.
"The self-assured leader of men whose swagger and aloofness makes him very successful with women."
And then, which we'll be addressing in more detail in this video: the Sigma.
"The Lone Wolf antithesis of the Alpha. Defies
placement in the social hierarchy and yet is successful with women."
But he's still in the social hierarchy.
Or whatever this bullshit is.
"BETA: the worker bees of society. Women will tolerate them if they have
ample resources, otherwise they are discarded."
And the little person they used has a mask on and what looks like a stethoscope. So he's a doctor,
or nurse, or some kind of medical professional.
So the men that you know, do good things for society, you know like:
doctors, nurses, teachers - they're BETA!
"GAMMA: Gammas are bitter or clueless about
women. Often they can't grasp Red Pill concepts and check out of the mating game."
And then right at the bottom, which is a guy in a chair, with a laptop.
I'm guessing they're referring to the whole "guy in the basement" trope.
"OMEGAS: the hopeless. Omegas are correlated with violent outbursts
like sho*ting sprees because of their total rejection by women."
Wow! This is pretty damning, isn't it?
Now, I came across a video, so I could learn more about what this "Sigma Male" guy is.
Voiceover: In this game that we call life, there are many types of men,
and one of the rarest types out there is the Sigma male. There's one really
effective way to know once and for all if this is truly your archetype.
Voiceover: And once you unlock your truth,
you'll be able to unlock your true abilities and a level of confidence you never even knew you had.
Voiceover: But why do we need to know what type of guy we are? *OVERPOWER SOUND EFFECTS*
Voiceover: *Being drowned out by sound effects*
Oh god! Homie is being a Sigma male by being dominated by these sound effects!
*OVERPOWERING SOUND EFFECTS*
He's being CUCKED by them!
Though I suppose I'm not one to talk with the shitty audio in my videos.
Voiceover: Now one of the most annoying dogs by far is the chihuahua -
Why you gotta do chihuahuas dirty like that?
Voiceover: Now one of the most annoying dogs by far is the chihuahua. With an average height of
no more than one foot, these little dogs simply don't have the bulk to back up
most of the threats they make. Yet they still continue to make them
over and over again. Now if you look at a large dog such as a Pitbull or a German
Shepard and watch how they act around a small dog - *OVERPOWERING SOUND EFFECTS*
You know what, chihuahuas get such a bad wrap! Siggy's best friend is a chihuahua and she
is a sweet, perfect, little angel! She never barks, she's so noble that
she volunteers at children's hospitals and cuddles the kids in palliative care.
Can THIS dog say that for himself? Can most humans say that for themselves?
END chihuahua slander!
Anyway, where were we?
Voiceover: What ends up happening in every situation is that the big dog reacts with
silence and patience, rather than aggressive barking. And the reason for this is because
the big dog knows he could put out the small dog within seconds without much
effort at all. And with this strength comes incredible power and confidence.
So basically, sigma males don't need to prove themselves.
And the Alphas, are yappy little dogs.
You know, I thought the "in" thing was to be Alpha but I can't keep
up. The trends change so quickly, don't they?
Voiceover: But what if you tried to stop proving yourself to everyone
around you? What if you decided that the only person you need to
prove yourself to is yourself? At the end of the day - *OVERPOWERING SOUND EFFECTS*
OH MY GOD! These sound effects are annoying!
You have the cheek to condemn chihuahuas for being
unnecessarily loud, but you're not one to talk with this audio!
So first impression: this all sounds like a bit of fluff. I might lose some of you,
but I'm not into the whole archetypes of people - even personality types. I
just - uhhh. I even think we talk about the whole "introvert/extrovert" thing too much.
So the next video I found: "ALPHA MALE VS. SIGMA MALE - 14 DIFFERENCES"
Voiceover: Alpha men don't need much stimulation when they're in a group,
this is unlike Sigma men who require extra stimulation -
Ah! So Sigmas need more stimulation! *Taps head* Like in the brain!
Like a border collie.
Voiceover: If you are familiar with male personalities, you may know that there are
generally two types of guys. First there are the Beta males, these are the guys who tend to be
more submissive, while they take orders. They are generally mediocre and are low in the dominance
hierarchy. Also they don't get many women. Then there are the Alpha males, in the top 20%. They
are the ones who give orders, are successful at what they do and give orders in society.
Okay, so I just have a little theory I wanna throw out there.
Was the Sigma male just made up by guys who were bitter they weren't Alpha?
Voiceover: But there is a third type of man that many don't know about. They are the Sigma males.
New male just dropped!
So this video goes through what an Alpha male is in excruciating detail,
then what a Sigma male is, and how they differ.
And basically, in short, Sigmas have the same qualities as Alpha males,
but they're the introverted version. And they don't feel the need to prove themselves.
Voiceover: Authentic: Sigma males are not predictable.
Unlike the Alpha males they do not seek social acceptance or laurels. Several sigmas prefer
to blend into the background and watch the absurdity of society in a bemused manner.
They're so quirky! They're not like other guys!
Voiceover: In fact, Alphas usually hate Sigmas once they are recognised. Maybe because the
Alpha knows that the Sigma sees right through the silly social game he is trying to play.
Ooh! And Alphas hate Sigmas because they're jealous.
Voiceover: For example, an Alpha male is highly extroverted
and it is not hard to miss that they are. Furthermore, people energise him,
unlike the Sigma male who might find interaction with people super exhausting.
So yeah, Alpha - extrovert. Sigma - introvert.
Voiceover: An alpha male has strong natural leadership skills and so does a sigma male.
The difference is that while an alpha male might always want to flex that ability,
a sigma does not care.
And the sigma is just too cool to care. Cool as a cucumber, baby! And he's like
an alpha with his...cucumber. He just doesn't brag about it.
And after going through how great a sigma is,
this guy brings up that he has a "30 days to alpha male" course.
Voiceover: Before I go, just enough time to tell you that somewhere hidden in this video
is a secret emoji. The first 3 guys that find it and send the exact time
and location, will get the brand new "30 days to alpha" course for free!
Don't know what the hell that entails. Maybe I need that. Because I am a BETA!
I'm not even a beta male, I'm just not male. I'm very bad at this.
Now! Now that we sort of, know what a sigma male is, how do we become one? Let's find out.
"How To Become SIGMA Male | RAREST MALE TYPE"
And the top comment is "this is just astrology for insecure dudes".
Voiceover: Sigma males are a rare breed of men and arguably most appealing to the ladies.
The ladies! The Ladies!
So the heteros have the audacity to complain that "we're making up
72 genders" and then they come up with this shit!
Voiceover: You must have heard about the Alpha
male that every dude seriously wants to be like. And there is the beta,
delta, omega males that are considered less manly to the dominant alphas in the hierarchy
of male personality types. But have you heard about the excitingly mysterious sigma males?
Is it just me that thinks an actual sigma, as they describe, would not watch videos like this?
Voiceover: It drives them crazy when they're subjected to social expectations and norms.
It might be find for other people but it's not how you should be.
To be a sigma male, don't get too comfortable when others spell things out for you about your life.
Okay, one more video. Let's find out if I'm a sigma male.
Voiceover: The Sigma male is the rarest of the three male archetypes. Society has a rigid list of
male expectations created by alphas and idealised by betas. But sigma males discover their own path,
they create their own definition of what's attractive, cool and confident.
Now, I have to disagree, sigmas aren't rare. Because loads of comments on this
video say "oh hey, that's me!" It's not like that this is all confirmation bias.
Voiceover: Sigma males don't create fads or follow them. You'll never see them wearing something
popular or trendy, because sigma males don't care about what society likes or dislikes. A sigma male
does not advertise their accomplishments. Many people talk about their passions to
earn the approval of others. They tell people about their successes because telling someone
gives them a little ego boost. But sigma males don't want or need outside approval.
So because this is like the alpha, but cooler,
everyone who watches this is like "oh yeah, that's totally me".
This comment cracks me up.
Commenter: I don't need wealth to measure my self worth.
Wow, hot take there RGV! I've never heard that one before! It's almost as if people
who say that don't have to worry about money in order to survive! And instead recite cliches.
Commenter: There's a spiritual aspect to the Sigma being.
*Hippie voice* We're just on another level! We're lone wolves.
You'd get eaten by a wolf. Not so tough now, are you?
Voiceover: The Outlier. There's plenty of information circling about alpha males
and beta males. But many people struggle to place themselves in either category.
Yeah, maybe because people aren't archetypes. Also, who's going to willingly admit they're beta?
If you're not alpha, you're just going to say you're a sigma. When let's be honest,
you're probably a beta. Or maybe even a gamma. Or god forbid, an omega!
So yeah, that's the latest silliness going on with some of the men. Not all men!
On my pickup artists video, I got some very angry comments about how I hate men,
but never did I say in the video that all men were pickup artists. So...don't really understand that.
Anyways! In some exciting news...
Look what arrived! Tada!!!
This wouldn't have been possible without you. So thank you to each
and everyone one of my subscriptions. I cannot thank you enough for all the
support. These last few months have been absolutely surreal.
Oh, and as you may have noticed, I'm filming in a different room! So let me know if you think
the audio is better in here. That being said I had to use my less good mic today, so maybe it
won't be much better. I know my audio leaves more to be desired, so I'm working on it, don't worry!
So yeah, thank you very much for watching, the cow sends her love! *Moo sound*
I will see you in the next one!
Buh bye! Buh bye now! Buh bye! Buh bye!
BETA!!!!
Do you remember Jesse Lee Peterson?
Man: I am a nurse.
Jesse: A nurse? BETA!
Ooh maybe I should do a video on him. I mean he's an icon.
Jesse: Are you the head of your wife?
Man: I like to think that we're equal.
Jesse: Are you the - BETA!
Man: I am I am the head, no, no, I'm an alpha.
Jesse: Uh uh. Not if you think you and your wife are equal. BETA!
BETA! BETA!