- (FBE) We've brought in five reactors
to Try Not To Eat Childhood Fantasy Foods.
Can they resist?
Or will their inner child take over?
If they make it through,
they'll win the ultimate childhood dream food.
But if they give in, they'll have to face a nightmare food
that only a child could dream of.
♪ (rock and roll intro) ♪
- (FBE) Here is the first item!
- Con, oh, you're kidding me.
I saw this on Instagram, you are kidding me.
- This isn't my cup of tea, for sure.
I know that it's way too sweet.
- (FBE) This is a sugary sweet cotton candy burrito.
Ours will have Trix cereal and cotton candy ice cream.
- Oh my gosh.
- I feel like as a kid, you'd look at that,
and be like yo, I wanna eat that.
- I don't know whose kid fantasy that was,
but I can not wait to try this.
- (FBE) Alright, here it is! Go ahead and take off the lid.
- Alright.
Yo, this is amazing!
- I think I'm gonna pass, I'm so good on that one.
You know when you look at something,
and you like get nauseous 'cause you know it's super sweet?
Like, that's what it is for me.
- It literally looks like Walt Disney threw up,
because it's so full of color.
Do I wanna try it?
You're goddamn right I wanna try it.
(buzzer rings)
Oh my God. Mm-hmm.
That's right where you want it to be.
(buzzer rings)
- Hmm, mmm!
If you could describe like a rush of dopamine,
this is it right here.
- Aw, screw it. (laughs)
I'm gonna go with my hands,
I'm just gonna do it with my hands.
(buzzer rings)
Mmm, that's pretty good!
Wow.
Why is everything that is good so unhealthy?
- I have to try it, I mean, come on.
(buzzer rings)
Wow.
I almost thought it wasn't gonna taste good,
just because it's so much sugar, but it is delicious.
The ice cream and the cereal
actually works really well, and you got the cotton candy,
which I thought would fall apart, but it doesn't really fall apart.
It actually, like, it is a good vessel for all this.
- Ugh, okay. (laughs)
- Oh snap.
- Oh and then the Pop-Tarts, I love those kind of Pop-Tarts too,
that's my favorite flavor of Pop-Tarts.
- I love this movie, but what were you thinking? (laughs)
- I love pasta, even though it might not be the greatest.
So, yeah, I might try it, we'll see.
- It's such a good scene and I always thought to myself,
like maybe it'll be good.
But I'm also, you know, a somewhat grown man
with somewhat, you know, somewhat of a brain,
and I'm thinking this is not gonna, this is not gonna turn out well.
- Oh yo, what the [censored]?
Ugh, mmm.
It kinda looks appetizing, but at the same time,
the moment I look at like, the spaghetti, I'm like,
yo, I don't know about all that. I'm gonna pass.
- It smells really bad. I'm not gonna be trying this.
I'm not, I just, I'm not gonna, you know.
I respect myself a bit. The tiniest bit.
- Uh, I'm like really contemplating it.
Um...
I'll try it, whatever, I'll try it.
Ugh, okay.
(buzzer rings)
Wow.
That's not bad!
The pasta part isn't even like, it's just covered with the chocolate,
so you don't even taste it.
(buzzer rings)
- That...
Wow, that was disgusting.
That was the worst thing I've ever eat in my life...
(wretches) (laughs)
What is wrong with you, Elf?
(buzzer rings)
- (laughs) I don't like it. Mm-mm, not great, mm-mm.
It's not great, do I have something on my cheek right here?
- (FBE) Nope. - Okay.
- (Carly) Okay, for our first real iCarly cooking segment,
we're gonna make... - (Sam) Spaghetti Tacos!
- Yes!
- Of course it's spaghetti tacos.
- Yo, what the, this just gave me flashbacks to my childhood.
- Oh my God. She's so cute.
I honestly like really loved this show,
and I've always wanted to make it.
(audience laughs)
- (Carly) Where are the meatballs?
- (Sam) Right about here being dissolved by my stomach acid.
- (laughs) Aw. I remember this episode too.
I wanna try this.
- I can't tell you how many episodes of iCarly I've seen,
because Hunter watched it though, when it was out.
- Ah, they even put the meatballs.
- Alright, I'm going for it.
This looks very good, alright.
(buzzer rings)
Mmm.
Okay, you know when you eat a cookie,
you want like the crispy outside and the gooey inside.
It's like hard on the outside and then soft on the inside,
so it's kinda like that, yeah, it's really good.
(buzzer rings)
- Hmm, it doesn't suck.
I think because we're so used to the taco meat, taco shell meat combo,
it doesn't throw you off.
The spaghetti in it just leaves you wondering why?
- Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you.
This is not really appetizing.
Just by the looks of it, the smell of it,
but for the sake of childhood John, bro.
He's been wanting to eat this.
Bone apple teeth.
(buzzer rings)
(somber music)
Mmm, mmm! (laughs)
Oh my God, wow!
Wow!
In all reality, like, what the [censored] is this?
But at the end of the day, if you try it, it's pretty dang good.
(buzzer rings)
- That was a good crunch! It's really good.
You know how when you're younger, you wanna get slimed?
Like on Nickelodeon?
I feel like it's like the equivalent, like in food version.
Like I feel like it's something you've always wanted to try,
but I don't know, no one makes spaghetti tacos.
- I'm going to give it a shot. For you.
I'm gonna do it.
(buzzer rings)
Miranda Cosgrove lied to me.
She lied to me.
You see, I should've never tried this, 'cause then it would've
kept that perfect image from my childhood,
you know, unbroken, but now it's just ruined.
- (FBE) Alright, so now we're going to show you
what you would've gotten as a reward
had you resisted all these items.
- Oh God, oh God, okay, I'm scared.
(laughs) No, no, no! Why?
This looks so good!
- What in the [censored] is this?
Is this a cheeseburger with donuts as the buns?
- Ooh.
I'm kinda like okay, that I'm not gonna eat this actually.
- I'm okay not eating this.
I don't like cheese, and this is dripping in cheese.
- This is terrifying.
There is no part of me that wants to eat that.
- (FBE) And here is your punishment. - What is this?
Bruh, this looks like, I'm not even kidding,
this looks like vomit bro, like what?
- (FBE) So we also had our FBE Super members
give us ideas for what the punishment should be.
- Mm-hmm.
- (FBE) And they had some twisted kid horror food ideas.
Member Lorelei said when I was a kid, we used to love to mix
orange soda, fruit punch and milk, and loved it.
But as an adult, not so much.
- Yeah, I don't blame her. Um... (laughs)
- (FBE) You'll have to take one sip for every food you tried.
- You know what, I'm feeling fine.
You know what, it's almost like everything just cancels it out.
- (screams) Okay, okay.
First sip, first sip for mankind. For sip for mankind, okay.
(gags) This tastes weird.
- It doesn't taste bad, like at all.
I just wanna know why she would put milk in it.
Where does milk come in?
- One.
Two.
Yeah, these are tiny sips, okay? It's not that good.
- You know what?
I'm gonna mentally tell myself that this is a melted down
like, orange soda float.
Is it weird that it's not that bad though?
- (FBE) So finally, what was your favorite thing you tried today?
- I'm gonna go with the best was the cotton candy burrito.
- That ice cream burrito, that was,
I would've paid money for that, honestly, it was that good.
The other ones, could've been better.
Maybe should've been left in childhood,
but I like the creativity.
I appreciate the creativity, even if they were horrible.
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- Peace out guys!
- Hey guys, REPLAY Producer Lindsey here.
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