-Last time you were on our show, you shaved your head.
-I did. -Backstage in the dressing room.
-I did, yeah.
-And I go, "Why'd you do it?"
And you said, "I just -- I just was tired of my hair."
-Yeah, it's partially true. I was tired of my hair.
But also it was an ongoing bet
that I had with two of my buddies.
We were gonna do this sort of, like, keto diet for a month.
And then that turned into, like, two months.
And I know for a fact that everybody cheated.
Nobody actually finished the bet.
And I'm -- Where's the camera? -Yeah.
-I'm talking to you, Tyler. -Yeah, Tyler!
-And I'm talking to you, Luca!
I know you guys didn't do it.
And I didn't do it, either.
And I'm the only one who had the goddamn respect
to shave my head when I did it. -Yes! Thank you. Yes.
-And none of you guys did. And I shaved my head.
And shame on all of you. -[ Laughing ] Oh, my God.
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Wow. Tell them.
Tell them! -Yeah.
-I'm so happy I got to meet your beautiful wife
and beautiful family backstage.
-Yeah. -How old is your little girl?
-Harper's 4, yeah. -4.
-She's 4 and a -- Well, she will tell you, "I'm 4 1/2."
-Oh, yeah. 4 1/2, yeah.
Of course. It's very important, that half.
Yeah. -Still doing art.
Still, you know -- Still doing her thing.
-I actually brought some of her art,
because I just wanted to remind everybody about --
Remember her drawing last time you brought of the Eiffel Tower.
-Yes. -Which was beautiful.
Your teacher -- Here's a drawing of the Eiffel Tower.
-Yeah. -There you go.
That was beautiful.
-Yeah.
So there's like a theme in her art.
-Yeah. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I went -- And my wife and I actually went together
to pick her up from school one day,
and the teacher came out with Harper.
And she said, "Well, Harper did another drawing."
And I said, "Oh, she did?"
And she said, "Yeah. It's a family portrait."
And I said, "Oh, can I see it?"
She said, "Yeah." And she pulled it out.
And she said Harper drew herself and her friend.
So this is Harper with the bow in her hair.
As Harper will say, "No bow, no go."
This is Harper's friend Sienna. -Yeah.
-This is my wife, and this is me.
[ Laughter ]
-Congratulations, first of all.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Congratulations, buddy.
That's unbelievable. -By the way...
-Well done. -...I also --
-That's cool. Yeah. -Yeah, yeah.
I felt really good about this.
And I was like, "Yeah!
Yeah! She drew me."
Yeah, there you go.
And then Harper clarified and said,
"But, yes, this is Fordy --"
our son, Ford -- "standing in front of you.
Here's his head.
Here's his arms, and here's his legs."
-Of course that's what that was. -Yeah, of course. Of course.
-Of course. Why did she have to explain that to us?
-Yeah, yeah.
-It's the cutest thing ever. Oh, my gosh.
She's awesome. -Yeah.
-I saw you post a photo on Instagram
of you and Timothée Chalamet in London
posing in front of your own magazine covers.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -That's you,
and then that's Timothée there. -That's Timothée,
so we were out for a night out in London,
and Timmy was also there.
And we went and had, like, a wonderful dinner out,
and, you know --
and we were walking back from the restaurant.
And we happened to walk by a window.
And I don't know who noticed it,
if it was Timmy or my wife, Elizabeth.
But she was like, "Hey, look at this."
And we were like, "Oh, this is too good to be true."
So, we kind of jumped in front of each other's cover,
and there it is. -That's pretty fun. Yeah.
I mean, do you guys hang out that much?
After the -- I mean, the movie's wrapped.
I mean, the movie wrapped like six years ago.
Let's be honest. -Yeah, exactly.
-But, yeah, we still do. -That's fantastic.
-Yeah, we exchanged FaceTime calls today, actually.
-That's -- I love that you stay in touch with him.
There was a rumor that there might be a sequel
to "Call Me by Your Name."
-Who knows? I mean, like, here's the deal.
André Aciman wants to write another book.
Luca wants to write the script.
Timmy and I are down as long as they give us each $12 million.
-That's exactly right.
-But, yeah. So, I mean, who knows?
Who knows? -I love --
Do you like hearing those rumors and stuff like that?
Or does that just -- It doesn't mean anything?
-This is the thing about rumors. They're all fine.
They're all well and good,
but none of the people who start rumors
are actually the people who can give you jobs.
-Yeah.
-So it's always like, "Oh, are you going to play Batman?"
-And I'm like, "Well, you just asked me, but guess who hasn't.
Warner Bros."
So, like, what? Like, what are you gonna do?
-No one's brought that up to you?
'Cause I heard Ben Affleck's stepping down.
And then your name was on, like,
top of everyone's list to play --
No one's asked? No one's talked to you about this?
-No, damn it. No. -Wow.
Would you consider it?
-Yeah. Like, who wouldn't want to be Batman?
I think every guy in this audience
would want to be Batman if they could.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-That's a great idea. -It's a good gig. Yeah.
-Yeah, it's a great gig. Yeah.
Let's talk about your movie that actually is a movie that's out.
-Right, the real one. -Yeah, "Hotel Mumbai."
-Yeah. -This is based --
This is a true story? -It's a true story.
So, it's the 26/11 attacks that happened in Mumbai.
It's a story of a sort of radicalized Pakistani group
who came in and laid seize to the city of India --
I'm sorry, the city of Mumbai.
And they all then converged on the Hotel Taj.
And it's the story of how this happened.
-And who do you play in the movie?
-I play David Duncan, who is a guy who was there with his wife
and child and nanny.
And they're there when the attacks happen.
And he's actually in the restaurant of the hotel
with his wife having a meal
when the gunmen sort of converge on the hotel.
And he has to make this incredibly difficult decision
of, you know, "I'm here with my wife.
Do I stay here with my wife?
Or do I go and try to rescue my child,
knowing that they're going room to room?"
And it's actually based on a true story
of a husband and wife who were there.
And they made a decision of, like,
"Do we stay together while the hotel is being attacked?
Or do we intentionally separate,
knowing that our odds of survival
might not increase individually, but if we are separate,
then maybe the chances of our child not being an orphan
are better."
And it's just really a hellacious
kind of thing to go through.
-I can't even imagine. I want to show everyone a clip.
-Here's Armie Hammer and Dev Patel in "Hotel Mumbai."
Take a look at this.
-I love you so much.
-[ Crying ]
-We need the police right now. Right now.
We've called you five times. Please send someone.
Sir, please, please. -My kid is upstairs.
-Sir, it's not safe. Please, please, sir.
-Do you have a family?
-Yes. And I hope to stay alive and see them.
-I'm going out that door. -No, no, no.
[ Indistinct talking ]
-Oof. Armie Hammer, everybody.