this is actually a good one this is milo
and milo is an australian chocolatey
drink
uh it's like it's like a sports
breakfast drink so he is a supports
breakfast drink
be gone g'day uh i'm jacob alordi and
today
i'm going to be teaching you some
australian slang
aussie aussie aussie oi an incredibly
patriotic chant that uh that everyone
thinks
australians do but i'm yet to like
experience a place where this happens
when you come to america like everyone
like you get to set or something
everyone goes
yasie and they expect you to say it back
no the bush the bush uh
the outback um you know it's kind of
like country australia would be called
the bush you drive out of the city you
end up in the bush
drop bear drop bear drop bear a real
threatening creature
um that drops seemingly out of nowhere
from the trees above you in australia so
beware
when you're there if you ever get there
beware of the drop bear
that's australia's best kept secret
fairy bread is a classic
um it's a staple at a any kid's party or
any party for that matter
it is a uh a fresh slice of white bread
with a uh a thick layering of
of salty butter and then you get
hundreds and thousands i don't know what
you call those just like sprinkles that
you put on ice cream
and you put that on the bread and that
is fairy bread
try it out yeah kids eat it kids eat it
it's great for them
um it's uh it's a formative meal for
australian youth
that's how i have no idea chewie
sure i wish i could just like surely and
then do one
it's when you pour your beer into a boot
or a shoe and you are you scale the beer
from inside the shoe it's a rich
australian tradition
maggot you're you know you're absolutely
maggot you're just
off your face drunk falling on the floor
maggot you'd be like oh did you see rich
tonight richo's bloody maggot
you know goon sack
personal favorite a goon sack is uh is
like boxed wine
so uh it has like a little silver bag
inside the box and you
put it on the thing and in australia we
put it on the uh on the clothesline
so when you dry your clothes outside and
we have these spinning clothes lines
and you spin the clothesline you follow
the goon bag around
until you fall over it's good fun and
then some people uh blow up the
the gray sack that had the wine in it
and you can use it as a pillow
budgie smuggler so a budgie
smuggler a budgie is a a small little
colorful bird it's like this big and uh
this is a term for like dts um which are
dick toggs
um speedos like a speedo would be a
budgie smuggler
so it's uh it's meant to look like
you're smuggling a budgie
in the speedo so that's why we
call it that yeah
stands out like a shag and a rock so
basically all these sayings
just take the first two words stands out
that's pretty much what that i don't
know what the shag on the rock has to do
with it
but it just means it stands out like a
sore thumb you know what i mean
like um super noticeable someone walks
in the room with um
you know everyone's wearing a suit and
they're wearing nothing they'd stand out
like a shag on a rock
gala a glare is a uh
it's like a native australian bird um
it's pink and grey it makes a lot of
noise if you're using it
in a as like australian slang you would
call someone like a bloody gala
like uh if there was uh if there was
someone who was a bit of an idiot a bit
of a knob
you know you'd say oh that bloody gala
thomas over there he's
acting like a bloody gula yank
you are most likely a yank a yank a yank
is uh
an american a yankee so if uh
if there were a yank at the bar in
australia
uh undoubtedly everyone that was
australian would be saying
there's a bloody yank here it would be
like that because
we would hear you um
yeah i guess i'm kind of a yank now too
maybe i'm an honorary yanker
pommy pommy pommy pommy pommy is a
uh is a brit you know a british person a
pom
i'm not really sure where it comes from
but um yeah you'd say pom
bloody pom poms are here bombies it's
like a take the piss culture
you know like um you'd be like bloody
yank your bloody palm and then you be
friends with them you know
something like that old mate personal
favorite of mine
used all the time old mate would be like
um
so say there was a guy that you didn't
like
so i'd say to my mate i'd be like oh old
mates here you know we're at a party
old mates over there and then they would
know exactly who i was talking about
if that makes sense but it also works
for
you can have like a positive connotation
you can be like oh buddy um
uh oh mate oh my you know old mate i'm
bloody the guy with the hair and the
you know oh mate and then your friend
will be like oh buddy oh mate yeah
yeah yeah so you can use it as like a um
to try and figure out who someone is
it's sort of like uh
an acquaintance i suppose but most of
the time it's like
i would say it's negative it's like
choose old mates here you know
servo servo is your your service station
i guess for the yanks it would be a
a gas station but yeah so we call them a
service station so you go to the servo
you know your chucky milk you know get
some uh some petrol we call gas petrol
uh so you'd go to the servo to do that
woolies woolies is where we get our
groceries from it's a grocery store so
it's called woolworths
but we call it woolies or woolies around
chocolate milk that's what you would get
all the time i would i would get a
chocolate milk
and a cooked chook which is like a uh
hot chicken
tuck shop tack shop is actually where my
mother works
uh the tuck shop is um is like i guess
in america
uh your cafeteria except usually at a
lot of the schools that i went to it was
run by uh like the mothers of the school
and they would uh you know cook
spaghetti and stuff like that so that's
tuck shot
it was a good day like on a friday your
mom might give you five bucks and you
can go
get a icy pole or something like that
super duper the the best
the absolute best uh summer treat super
duper
is a um an icy pole so it's like this uh
long sort of uh flavored icy pole and
they've got
plastic on the edges that slices your
lips
um but that's like a summer treat
there's like bubble gum
cola uh but then they brought out these
like wacky flavors which were like
toffee apple and like no one wanted
anything to do with those
i'm stubby cooler stabby cooler is a
cooler for your stubby a stubby is a
small
beer and the cooler is just like
um it's like a foam sort of a holder
that you put on it to keep your beer
cold while you drink it
it's a necessity because warm beer
not good having a yard
having your yarn is um you know having a
chat
you know shooting the breeze
just having a having a having a chat
with somebody
just spinning a yard i guess it comes
from like wool
or something like that so i've no idea
well i hope i hope
i could teach some of you something
today and if you ever do
find yourself in australia having a yarn
with someone please
feel free to throw in a few of these
terms
thank you
you