- My first thought is there's little like
grain cereal things.
- No, it's actually little pieces
of people from the Czech Republic.
Just mashed up, you know.
- I've always wanted to try...
- ... people from the Czech Republic!
(upbeat guitar music)
- There'd be birthday cake, there'd be cheese.
They're be the basic ones like cheese,
and then they'd be like a birthday cake.
- Yeah.
- Guaranteed.
- Yeah, is it chess pieces that are deep fat fried
and salted with caramel?
- Yeah we're sticking with the fact
that it's a Czech person.
- I mean...
- We're sticking with the fact
that it's ground up Czech people.
(Lena laughs) - Okay, um.
- What a consistency, like.
(beachy music)
- Traditional.
- Snack mix, there's no flavor per se.
- Savory Chex.
- It is like a cereal, and look
it does have those little wheat things.
- That's a little Shreddie.
- It's like shreddies and pretzels.
- It's unpredictable - Oh.
- Who knows what we're going to get.
- Look there's like breakfast in there,
a baguette if you're French.
- You know when the heel of your shoe has worn down,
and then bits start falling off?
That's what that is.
- A little tiny window that you can look through,
and you can see disappointment through it.
- It's unpredictable, there could be a toe in here.
- We get boxes of like trail mix,
is that what we call it?
And there's pretzel things in there.
So this, I know what this one tastes like.
(pretzel crunching)
- (both savoring happily)
- Oh, oh I enjoyed that.
- Oh, these are, these are, these are salty goodness.
- It's disappointment in a little tiny bite.
I don't like it.
- I don't know what the heel of the shoe is,
but it's fucking lovely.
- Very difficult to hear what you're saying,
because I'm crunching.
- It's a little pillow of underwhelming nothingness.
- Yeah, can we get a beer?
Holy crap, this is really good.
- Be good in milk, do we have milk?
- I could hoover a bag of these.
- Yeah.
- I was fully expecting these to be disappointing,
and they're not.
- These are fantastic.
I'd like it in milk or not at all.
- Wow, boy I love it.
- How about a sweet one? Woo.
(beachy music)
- What are we getting?
- Oh yes orange,
the minute I see orange I know it's going to be cheese
- Cheddar.
- Naturally and artificially flavored.
- Wonderful.
- Oh cheese, I like cheese.
Who doesn't like cheese?
- I do like cheese.
♪ Yes ♪
- I feel like this one
is going to taste better than the other one,
just because it will have an actual flavor.
- What you're saying is, it's the same thing
only now it's cheesy.
This is (lips kissing)
- Oh, you don't like the look of it?
- Well, not sure yet.
- Chex Mix don't fuck around, okay.
Chex Mix tells you what's up.
- They know what we're here for.
- The cheddary bits, cheddar shards.
- Oh yeah.
It's like a little stabby knife of cheddar.
(chips crunching)
- I think this is a very liberal interpretation
of what cheddar is.
- I thought that it would be more packed with flavor.
They're not as much as the last one.
- I'm not enjoying it.
- No, I wouldn't go out my way to buy those.
- No.
- Somebody who was told about cheddar by their grandfather
once in a folk tale, try to recreate the flavor.
And that's what this is.
This isn't cheddary at all.
- I mean don't get me wrong,
I would still wolf this entire bag down in two seconds.
- I should have taken a bigger handful.
- Amazingly, prefer the first ones to these.
- Eat some milk, put it in milk.
I don't think there's none of these
that could be improved without putting them in milk.
- But again, with a beer,
What are you doing? - Being responsible.
No.
- Oh big time worse than the blue ones, yeah.
- I want a sweet one, please.
- But um (chips crunching)
what? (laughing)
- I don't know what just happened.
- What the fuck was that? (laughing)
(upbeat guitar music)
- Oh, I think we can say right now,
this is going to be a 10.
- Oh my God.
- It's still savory, but, you know.
- Oh, honey barbecue.
- Yeah.
- Oh, that sounds exciting.
So, hey, are we going to be disappointed again?
I think so.
- Oh, it's all the fucking cereal again.
Why can't we just eat Taytos like normal people,
instead of fucking eating a bag of cereal.
- Oh yeah.
- Good.
(groans happily)
- Taste like honey barbecue.
- Those one does actually tastes much nicer though.
- These are absolutely wonderful.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- I love cereal as a snack, but it's just
I think my brain can't process it
because it's meant to be sweet.
- It's heavier, you know,
I've noticed the other bags.
Like its, I could do some damage.
- Now that I'm getting to the end of a handful,
I'm starting to feel sick.
- Yeah.
- It's just weird. - Yeah.
- I wouldn't say they're better than the original,
They're just different.
- They're just so sugary.
- Like you have to try really hard to make this tasty
because the texture so horrible.
- Actually the more you eat of that one,
the worse it gets.
- Yeah.
- Seriously where the fuck are the beers?
This is, we really need beers here.
- Taste this bad boy. - Yeah.
And that feels great in your mouth,
and it's tasty.
- I give this whatever I gave the first one.
- Don't know why I said that feels great in your mouth.
That didn't felt good.
- All I wanted was like a party cake flavored one,
like a chocolate fudge brownie one,
maybe milk maple syrup, one.
- You should work for them.
(upbeat beachy music)
- Bold party blend.
- It actually matches your outfit.
- Yeah.
- I think with the nice contrasting colors.
- This can be either really good or really disappointing.
- There's there's garlic on it,
garlic and onions.
- If there's garlic and onions I'm in
because onions are my favorite vegetable of all time,
and you cannot change my mind.
- Get a good sniff there. (groans in disgust)
- Oh my God.
- It just looks like the first one.
It looks exactly like the first one, again.
- It smells like salty sweat.
That's exactly what it smells like.
- Oh, you can really smell the ass.
(laughing)
(chips crunching)
- It's not at all like what I expected.
It tastes like what I imagine salty sweat tastes like.
- Oh, yeah.
- These are very good.
- Worcestershire sauce, garlic and onion.
- Oh yeah.
There's a nice, the garlic isn't too much,
the onion isn't too much, oh man.
- Ugh.
- I'm going to just...
- Oh my God this is vile.
- They're seasonings,
there's no one stand alone flavor there.
- It's not like beef or ham or cheese, fish.
- Yeah, yeah. (laughing)
I get it.
- Come on America.
I know yous have good food.
Right? I've seen "My 600 Pound Life"
they didn't get there from eating this shit.
Where's the good stuff?
- I thought it wasn't that impressive, at first
I thought it was very nice, but not that impressive.
It's getting better and better as more eat.
- I really like this.
And you're not gonna put that in milk.
- No, you're not going to put that in milk, no.
- I hate it but
also I want to keep eating it.
It's really weird.
- Oh, I don't.
- Why, can we not eat the entire bag, no?
How about we eat this entire bag
and then the other pairs have three bags to eat from.
- It's not that nice.
It's very moreish and at a house party
I wouldn't be able to stop myself from demolishing that.
- At a house party I'm going.
- It fits in with any other snack.
Bombay mix, I'd have this over Bombay mix.
- Oh.
- I've said it.
- I'm very disappointed.
Like that was not what I was expecting at all.
- We need to send America some Taytos, like big time.
- I think it did get better as it went along
because of the savory, the salted one, ugh.
- Least favorite, weirdly, is the cheddar one.
- Yeah the cheddar one.
- which should've been great.
How can cheddar be your least favorite?
But it was absolutely the least favorite.
- I, look, it's not, for me.
I'd be surprised if it's for anyone,
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- That makes me so happy, that I'm going to eat this.
- Good or good.
(chip crunching)
- Oh, I'm so sad it's gone.
(both laughing)