RHPC HOUSE Wednesday 11am
Why did you... What's that supposed to be?
Oh, it's a... to let you know like where we are on like a date and time.
But isn't it Saturday?
And it's night.
Oh.
Plus, that's not even our house.
Well, that's that's not important.
What is important and the reason why I called you guys over?
I think I finally made a breakthrough in the new case.
Oh, God.
We're doing another one of these?
I should have known better.
What?
Well.. we're sitting on the couch, you're standing.
What are you talking about?
First thing you're gonna do is pull a lever or press some secret button and unveil your super secret lab.
They're gonna have to listen to your conspiracy theories for hours.
Dude,what are you talking about?
I was just talking about a breakthrough on this case.
Wait, is that my suitcase?
Oh yeah, forgot to tell you I had to borrow it for the pun.
Did you drill a hole in my suitcase?
Why would you do that?
I just told you, for the pun.
Yeah, because of the hole is like the breakthrough and they're cases.
I get it, Sean!
Oh, and also I needed it to gain access to my secret lab.
So that we can start the next crazy conspiracy theory.
Well...
What?
Where is your secret lab?
Oh, that's in the other room.
Then why did you have to drill a hole in my case?
What was all that for?
Uh, to open it?
Oh.(Sean gets it (>.>))
There it is.
Now we can get into the secret lab.
One minute later... in the other room
All right.
As you guys can see here, we've been working pretty hard at this new conspiracy.
Proving the Earth is actually flat.
Cool.(Sean likes it^^kawaiii)
Where did that coat come from?
What?
It doesn't matter. Are you serious?
Are you doing all this because of the Kyrie Irving thing?
Wait, who?
You know, Kyrie Irving.
The famous basketball player that came out and said that he also believes the earth is flat.
It's ridiculous.
See, I thought it was ridiculous too...
Until I did a little bit of research and found that there's actually a lot of people that believe this...
Yeah, and they're ridiculous too--
...and I...
...am one of them now.
You've gotta be kidding--
This is a real thing, okay?
People actually believed that the earth is flat.
They are called Flat-Earthers, and
what they believe is that the government has actually tricked people
into thinking that the earth is round from the time you were a little kid.
Okay.
How do you explain actual satellite photos of earth?
Uh... Photoshop? Editing?
Okay.
What about people who actually traveled the entire globe?
It's just going in circles, not around the whole thing.
I mean, I'm not gonna lie. This one is kind of hard to believe.
Exactly, why would the government want to lie about the shape of the earth?
See, that's exactly it.
They're hiding the truth from us.
A truth, so mind-blowing
that if people found out the whole world would come to an end and I am
THIS close to figuring it out
What are you doing?
I dunno.It's cool right?
Got it from Spencer's
I love Spencer's (*fangirling*)
Alright,
let's go back to the very beginning, shall we?
You see in the beginning everybody thought that the earth was flat
But who were the first people to actually suggest that the earth was round?
Ancient Greek Philosophers
and these philosophers have discovered a ton of things that we live by
Well why don't we ever question them?
They're ancient!
For example ancient Greek Philosophers are the same people who have discovered constellations
you know the idea of connecting stars to make pictures like the big dipper or zodiac signs.
I'm a Leo
I'm uninterested
But if you weren't taught about this as a kid
and you were just looking at these pictures.
It looks nothing like what they claim it to be.
I mean this looks like a child's
connected the dots homework from art class which by the way
Here he should probably get an F for
it's nothing like a fish
Sorry,I'll work on that.
Look, I agree
Constellations don't always look like what they're supposed to be
but what does that have to do with anything?
We're talking about planets, not stars.
That's exactly it!
What if it's both?
See our solar system is made up of one gigantic star and a bunch of planets orbiting around it.
Kay?
What if each of these planets are actually just points in one big constellation?
See there's always been rumors and questions by people including scientist that believe
that if at any point all the planets align the world will come to an end.
That's the constellation they're trying to hide from us!
I call it
SMVEMJSUN
WHAT?!
Sun Mercury Venus Earth Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune
That's the new zodiac sign of modern-day human
HOW is that supposed to be human being?
It's a straight line.
Looks like a somebody passed art class, right?
Haha, I failed.
What does this have to do with proving that the earth is flat, at all?!
Alright,
let me point out the obvious for you;
What's the two most vital things that humans need to survive?
I don't know.. your brain?
yup
and?
your heart?
Exactly, you're brain and your heart are the two most important things you need to live.
Just like the two most important things that humans need to live in our solar system is
the Earth and the Sun,
located exactly where they should be in a constellation.
The sun powers everything in our solar system
just like our brain does and yet we can't survive without the earth
which is literally an anagram for heart if you just move the h to the front
Okay,
but what about the others?
How to hell does Mercury represent the face?
Actually, it represents your mouth
What?
The Sun is the head as we all know the Sun gives off an incredible amount of heat.
And when your head is feeling extremely hot,what does that mean?
You're sick?
Precisely and when you're sick you go and get a thermometer
and put it where? In your mouth
Thermometers are made of mercury!
Exactly! Remember this constellation wasn't created today
It was created a very long time ago and back in the day
you didn't just stick a thermometer in your mouth to check your temperature..
Really? Where else would you stick it in?
In your anus!
It couldn't be more obvious
Your anus is literally SMVEMJSUN's Uranus which means that if Mercury is the mouth and your anus is Uranus
then we can figure out everything in between by looking at a regular human body
What is below the mouth?
What about the heart? Your throat or your neck? That's Venus!
and since Saturn is right above your anus that must be your hips or your butt
which should explain why it has that big hulahop around it's body, right?
*giggles*
We go back up to Mars which again is just another anagram for arms pretty self-explanatory.
And Neptune is just basically everything below Uranus,
so it has to be your legs. As for Jupiter I'm not quite sure I mean obviously
it's the stomach because it's between the heart and the hip area
since Jupiter's the biggest of them all there's a little more to it.
It's not just a normal stomach.
They're saying that it's a huge stomach.
What?
A huge stomach meaning that the SMVEMJSUN has something to do with the process of eating!
Really?
I mean why else would they make the stomach that big?
and when you really look at it
It does just look like a digestive track
Alright so what about Pluto then hm?
Pluto used to be considered a planet.
But now it isn't.
So what is that like he's toe or something and it somehow
disappeared?
Wait a second.. it did disappear! Pluto wasn't actually attached to the body
But it represents the most human-like characteristics that leads us to our next step.
What are you talking about?
Yeah uhm i'm not too sure either
Pluto is the fart!
...
It went into Mercury, down Venus passing Earth and Mars, digesting Jupiter, preparing for takeoff from Saturn
and BOOM right off Uranus flying past Neptune off to the space before what?
disappearing
Do you really expect anyone to believe this?
I believe it
I mean there's literally a picture right in front of you
Don't you see it?
It's a line.
Well like I said earlier. Did you get an F in art class?
NO
Well, then you don't have the eye of a Greek philosopher, so you can't see it
probably just like how you didn't see that having an F in art literally spells up fart
It does say fart
I can't believe you're resorting to fart jokes.
This isn't a joke. What don't you understand?
I understand a lot of things like facts and science..
Okay. You want facts and science?
I'll prove it to you
You already know that a fart is simply gas that comes from your anus.
Uranus has 27 moons. The third most in our solar system
Why else do you think that when you expose your butt to someone
it's called mooning them?
See? You did it right there.
Why are you talking about Uranus when it has the third most moons?
Why don't you talk about Jupiter or Saturn?
Like you asked, there's a reason why Uranus is right number three for the most moons.
It all comes back to the biggest and gassiest thing in our solar system;
The Sun. You see the Sun is literally a gigantic ball of burning gas made
up of mostly Hydrogen, Helium and a bunch of other random elements
such as Carbon, Nitrogen and Oxygen.
When you add the atomic number of each of these elements
you end up with 24, three short of the number of moons that Uranus has and what was Uranus ranked on the list of
planets with the most moons? That's right.
three
bringing us to twenty-seven, the exact number of moons that Uranus has
So we know that Uranus is connected to the Sun. That's not the only one.
You see if you write all the planets backwards
There's only two planets that are connected to the sun.
Uranus as we already know and one more,
VENUS
But why Venus out of all the planets? Why not Mars?
We all know the saying "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus".
Because Mars or men have always been their way to distract us from the truth
which lies with women or more specifically, Venus.
Think about it. Why is the Sun called the Sun and not the daughter?
Yeah?
Why do we call the beginning of the week Sunday?
Oh! Why is it called son of a bitch, but not daughter of a bitc-
Oh you can be saying that on this channel?
This is the family channel.
Why not? They say it on TV all the time.
Yeah but they don't say on like Dora The Explorer.
SON OF A BITCH
Wait wait. Are we allowed to say this now?
You see, "bitch" by definition actually means female dog
Actually no, I was thinking about--
Yes, you did. Because if not, we have to cut this part out.
But males are just called dogs
So doesn't that make you wonder why you would even call a female dog a bitch?
No
Exactly!
It's very intriguing.
You've heard of alpha male before right? You know, the one that leads the pack?
Yeah, Beta is one that's followed
What about it?
That's just like everything else in our world.
Betas gravitate towards Alphas. Not just with the dogs or with humans
but our planets. The Moon orbits the Earth and the Earth orbits the Sun.
It's all about Alpha and Beta. A and B
Before you go on. Please,
Can we at least take the sign down? It's a little offensive.
What? The bitch sign?
Can you not--
No, no it's not a bitch, remember?
Because the A is Alpha and the B is Beta so B gravitates towards the A and making
AB ITCH
There's the proof.
What?
Abs are obviously referring to your stomach and an itch is just discomfort so its stomach discomfort
Oh-kaay?
But, remember. There's a reason why they're distinguishing between men and women
which is the last step to proving my theory.
Thank God, get this over with.
I can't wait. *excited*
Stomach discomfort, specifically for a woman and only a woman can only mean one thing;
Pregnancy! The creation of life!
However, because men can't get pregnant
the only thing that the stomach can suffer from men could possibly mean is
something we already know
Its a fart!
Farts are the babies of men!
Cuz women don't fart, right?
Not that I know of...
Again -for the millionth time- how does a fart
prove that the Earth is flat?
look
It's simple. Giving birth is the creation of life to a human being.
But a fart is much much bigger than that.
Flat-Eathers were right all along. The earth is flat
But that's not the only thing.
The sun, of all the other planets everything in our entire solar system the entire universe is all flat.
Because it's all FLATULENCE
TEEHEE!
Can you stop doing that?
What?
I'm not letting it end like this. You're not getting away with this one.
Getting away with it? I just proved it .The Earth is flat, it's flatulence.
Flatulence means farting. Don't worry
I had to look it up too on Google
I get it Sean!
Then what are you confused about? It all adds up.
The Big Bang
What is the fart made of? Gas
Just like the Sun!
Yeah, but see that's the Sun and we're talking about the Earth
and the Earth isn't made of gas, it's a solid
which negates all of your logic and props to you for doing all of this,
but that does not prove that the Earth is flat
It is true.
I guess that means the Earth isn't a fart.
Thank you
Cuz It's a solid fart.
WHAT? A solid fart?! What does that mean?
The Earth is shit.
TEEHEE