how you doing i'm doing great how are
you uh i'm doing fine you know i have to
say
uh i worked at sarnot live a long long
time ago when it was a radio show
and uh in the late 40s and
um when i was there one of the things
that i always loved was that you get the
summer off like most television
you just keep going keep going but but
starting out live whole summer off what
did you even do or months off
yeah uh oh i had a wonderful summer i
actually got to go to iceland
you went to iceland i went to iceland i
don't know if you've ever been there but
it is
a beautiful place it's a great scenery i
went to
reykjavik and they have great nightlife
there right i saw some geysers
right and uh hot springs uh but the
highlight of my trip
was i had my first ever visit to an
animal penis museum
so you're not kidding that's there's a
real there's a museum in iceland
iceland it's in the northern part of
iceland so you went way out of your way
to visit this
well it was i'm in reykjavik but i'm
here at the penis museum is it just
it's animal penis museum well i i'm not
sure if it's an animal penis museum that
focuses on whale penises
or a whale penis museum with the extra
added bonus of
animal penises like it's either way it
was
spectacular
[Laughter]
so uh what did you learn because it
would be nice if we if we could all
learn something from your experience
well uh i learned that if i ever even
had the thought
that i could please a a female whale uh
sexually i was mistaken
there's whales you look you shocked and
odd yeah
really um i'm told that you brought i
hate to say this but i'm told you
brought a photo
from your trip this is real this isn't a
joke this is a photo and tell us what
we're going to see here before we see it
uh i believe it's an elephant penis this
is you next to an elephant penis
let's go oh yeah
[Applause]
yeah no wait wait wait wait wait
why are they applauding oops we're on
camera um
are you sure that was an elvis penis and
not the banister from a hotel
i i yeah i'm pretty sure
i saw that in the oak bar the plaza
hotel
now i'm now i'm never going back there
again yeah cause i rode down that
banister and i only have to go once
i will clear i will clear this area and
we'll do a whole other show
we'll get reaches in and you'll see then
you'll see
while we're on the subject of penises i
don't want to be the the penis story
let's get off the subject man work our
way back around
no no let's i have a story which i think
could be relevant it it actually took
place in this building
uh you know i work over at saturday
night live which is is this a true story
there's a true story this is a
an absolutely true story okay uh i i
work out at the nbc gym which is also in
this building yeah
great facilities uh and on the uh eighth
floor eighth floor yep
eight floor uh and they have a wonderful
shower facility after you uh after you
work out you can go in there
so i walked into the locker room
recently
and uh i encountered an extremely naked
man
like this he he was standing at the sink
and he could not have been more naked
unabashedly naked he was unabashedly
naked and i don't know about you but
like when when i'm
naked i'm very shy i'm not confident in
my naked body
so like i throw a towel on i run to the
shower and i try to scamper into it
before anybody can see me
you know and it's it's the word scamper
is telling us a lot
when you're nude you scamper like a
bunny yeah
anyway i stride purposely when i'm naked
then you have a lot in common with this
guy yeah because this guy
it was the exact opposite of that he was
he was like
he had a very open stance and he was
looking into the mirror he had
he was propped up with one one arm like
this and he was just slowly
deliberately combing his hair
yeah so i immediately averted my eyes
and i you know i just said okay focus on
what you're doing listen on your
business over there
just get keep doing your thing okay but
there was part of me there was there was
a
a level of interest because i was i was
you know you like i i was curious
such a high degree of of locker room
moxie right you know and uh and so i
kind of kept tabs on him with my
peripheral vision
and as he finished his business there he
strolled by
and i looked up and i discovered that it
was max weinberg
yes is that true well yeah you know
uh what are you really doing what are
you why are you like this when the
locker room
why and you're really he's you're really
you're really doing that
well that's all i'm looking you know i
gotta tell you the way you were tapping
your foot you look like a republican
senator at that time
maybe i should have brought it
so uh i
you know i don't want to go too into it
but i did a little research and and i
found that it was kind of the tip of the
iceberg
and there are quite a number of rumors
concerning
max and his uh his locker room etiquette
which may or may it's kind of like
bigfoot sightings uh which may
or may not include
i got very big feet max
and a blow dryer and his balls
but i don't know i i i didn't see any of
this
but i think it's up to max to confirm or
do what are you talking about
is this real i i don't know if it's real
or not only max knows
when i get back from talking my lawyer i
will get back to you okay
okay i guess i should not bring up
hearsay
you just did i shouldn't do it well you
can edit that stuff out right no we're
not gonna edit that out i wanna know
what happens are you gonna
double it like we can't we can't afford
editing okay okay
we're on at 12 30. i'm sorry i'm sorry
all right
now that next can of worms that i want
to hear more about
okay but you clearly aren't saying all
right i didn't i
told you what i know okay i told you
what i know
okay do you use a blow dryer on your
private in the uh
in the bathroom
[Applause]
do you
it's just a yes or no thing look i
haven't seen it
i don't do that do you do that i don't i
don't
you should
[Applause]
are you in a hurry is that it is it a
got to get to rehearsal you got to
rehearse
it's it's hearsay heresy
nothing would put these people through
enough
all right that is now i gotta find out
about that don't worry i'll be on him
like a hawk so
now i'm supposed to transition from that
into your film
which i find almost impossible but let's
try
okay i'm blow-drying balls
you gotta have some bulbs to make your
own film you just made one the brother
solomon
yes yeah and i hear it's blowing people
[Applause]
away
you