women make up some of the prettiest
humans in the world
and for online dating websites like
dating dna
those long-haired angels are a prize to
be one
ceo kevin carmony admits that attracting
more female users to his site
is the key to growth because right now
we're probably 65 percent
men 35 women but to do this you need a
thorough understanding of how the female
brain works
so i paid kevin a visit at his penthouse
suite in irvine california to share my
expertise
the main reason most women are afraid to
use online dating
is because they think the person they
meet up with
could potentially be a killer and murder
them
um i don't know that that's a big reason
that women don't sign up for dating
sites we haven't
had women contacting us hey i met this
guy on your site and he was a creep and
this and that happened
well you might have enough to hear from
those women because
i don't think that is the it's certainly
a concern
the solution is daddy's watching
okay up until age 18 most women have a
daddy keeping tabs on any man she goes
out with
but once she gets bigger daddy's no
longer around but
danger still is so if dating dna offered
a security service where female users
could request to have someone
secretly watch over their first dates
the website would quickly become the
obvious choice for women looking to date
online
because they know that daddy's watching
it seems a little condescending to me to
women that daddy has to take care of you
and daddy's watching him so you don't
like the name
i i don't know before you say anything
you know it might not be good on camera
to say anything
bad about an idea that makes women safer
yes but you don't want to
look like you're not trying to make
women feel safe
yeah and so that's something that might
may
make a woman feel more secure certainly
kevin loved my idea
but before he could offer it to his
users i needed to develop official
guidelines for how the daddy's watching
system would work
so i found a dating dna user cameron who
agreed to let me try out the service on
one of her first dates
so your date will be arriving soon and
because we're trying this out for today
i'll be your daddy okay we also have
some branding
kind of elements we're trying to
incorporate so if you're ever in fear
at any time during your date just yell
out
daddy daddy come over now save my life
you made a vow sounds good
so do you want to practice that what
would happen if i just yelled help
like what what's the significance if i
just hear help you know that could be
anyone
but the daddy rhyme i know it's you cool
all right all right thank you nate
nathan
nathan yeah nate all right
thank you yeah either way all right
it's casual with cameron prepped i got
into position out front of her building
and knowing what her date looked like i
had a method to overtly vet him before
he picked her up hey man could you do me
a favor
i'm just moving out of my building would
you be able to take a photo of me in
front of my building
um yeah is that cool yeah
oh i guess i packed my camera i thought
i had it on me
do you happen to have like uh a knife or
a any
any weapon anything sharp i could open
the box with it gunner
oh key okay where are you headed uh
on a date actually oh really yeah
cool thanks yeah women huh sometimes you
want to kiss them other times you just
want to ring their necks you know what i
mean
yeah you feel that way i mean what do
you mean
like sometimes you want to kiss them
other times you want to ring their necks
i mean you wouldn't want to ring
anyone's neck you wouldn't no but
sometimes you know when a girl says no
she really means yes right no
that's never the case yeah yeah
you're not a sex offender or anything no
absolutely okay all right all right yeah
have a good day
cody seemed okay at first but just to be
safe i preserved his fingerprints from
the camera so i could give them to the
authorities in case things took a turn
for the worse
moments later they left for their date
of the bowling alley and i was sure to
follow close behind
once they arrived they started their
game and got to know each other where
are you from
i'm originally from anaheim i live in
westwood now and from a distance it
looked as though things were off to a
good start
but in case something were to happen i
had a method that allowed me to be
right next to them and completely
invisible at the same time
disguised as a female bowler in
religious garb i was able to be within
earshot of cameron and her date
ready to split things up if his strike
celebrations got a little too touchy
fortunately that wasn't required cody
seemed like a genuinely good guy
and i could tell cameron felt safe as
she really began to open up if two
planes brought down the two towers
i could see those being feasible okay
but what brought down
building number seven building number
what building seven
the pentagon my method was working
perfectly and after cody returned her
home unharmed
i went inside to see if cameron felt as
good as i did about the service
do you feel uh like you were felt safe
yeah
everything felt pretty secure you didn't
know it was me right
no not at all yeah so that shows that i
guess that worked pretty well
yeah the daddy's watching system was a
total success
but for it to work with dating dna i'd
need to build a staff of trained daddies
who'd be as trustworthy as i am
so i put up some flyers that offered
security work and the next day
i met with the one guy who responded to
my ad
what would you do in this scenario
you're protecting the woman
and the guy tries to kiss her i'm going
to drop him
hard enough right here and write your
gland for your windpipe
i push hard enough like this for about
thirty about three seconds before
i can put you out cool or back here
right here underneath the lobe
but yeah you have to go like that back
here by the low up to get it
you know it pushes you out for about 30
seconds this one here push it out for
about a minute
so you know lots of moves i know a
couple yeah mark seemed qualified for
the job
but i still needed to see him in action
so i arranged the service for another
dating dna user
and brought mark with me to her home to
see if he could handle his first real
job as a daddy how you doing paulie good
thank you
so mark will be your daddy and he will
be
following you and watching you from a
distance so just so you know we've given
mark all your
personal information your address your
name photographs your social
so if you go missing he knows how to
track you down
okay all right so yeah have a fun night
and uh
yeah thank you
i've watched people before so never had
a problem
okay i'm gonna protect you i'll watch
you all the time make sure
i won't get my eyes off you at all and
protect you and make sure you get home
and i will tuck you in bed so i'm just
gonna tuck in bed
and i'm gone and it makes you clear that
come tuck you in
okay mark made paulie feel safe and that
meant
i could now return to kevin and give him
everything he needed to implement the
daddy's watching system nationwide
it felt so good to help a struggling
business but i left that day knowing
that i
also helped make the world a safer place
hey i just
i moved your way from here if you don't
mind you give me a couple seconds i just
want to take a
picture oh um i don't have a camera
camera's in here
sorry okay no no no no come here
oh it's fine no stay right here no come
come here