-A horrible time that feels like it might last forever.
These are "The Longest Days of Our Lives."
Vanessa, what is it?
You look like you have a very big juicy secret to tell me.
-I do. Winston, I've --
I've cheated on you! [ Dramatic music ]
-[ Gasps ] How could you?!
I mean, HOW could you?
We're all social distancing and quarantining.
Was it through, like, Skype or something?
-It was through, like, Skype or something, yes.
And it was...
with your brother. [ Dramatic music ]
-Alejandro! Is that true?
-I don't know anything about this.
-No, it was not Alejandro that I cheated on you with.
It was...another brother.
-Another brother? I don't have another brother!
-Yes, we do!
[ Dramatic music ]
-Hello, Winston.
I'm Montgomery, your long-lost other brother.
-[ Gasps ] -[ Gasps ]
-Why are you gasping, Vanessa?
-Because that's not the brother I cheated on you with.
There's another other brother.
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-[ Gasps ] -[ Gasps ]
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-Another other brother?!
-True. Hello, Winston. Alejandro.
I'm Fontaine, your other other brother.
We have the same mother. We're evil twins of each other.
And now I'm your lover's lover!
-I'll never recover. How dare you!
[ Slapping ]
-Ah.
[ Slapping ] -[ Gasps ]
Aah!
-What are you even doing here?!
-Waiting to get my hands on our family fortune, of course!
-I don't know anything about a family fortune.
-Of course, you don't.
You hit your head in a mysterious canoeing accident.
You've...got amnesia!
[ Dramatic music ]
-Wait. Who are you?
Where are we? What's for dinner?
-It's Vanessa! In quarantine! Beans!
-That's right! And you'll never get your hands on the fortune!
-Too late! I already have!
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-[ Gasps ]
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-[ Gasps ]
-Wait. Where's Vanessa?
-She's gone.
[ Dramatic music ] -Who are you?
-I'm Melinda. Melinda Charmin!
-Charmin?! -Yes!
The heiress to the Charmin toilet-paper fortune!
I am Vanessa's estranged lover.
[ Dramatic music ]
-[ Gasps ] -[ Gasps ]
-I'm also the daughter of all of you.
[ Dramatic music ]
-[ Gasps ] -[ Gasps ]
-Wait. W-Where are we?
Join us next week on "The Longest Days of Our Lives."
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