- [Character] Hoo-ya.
- And trying to do weird tricks with kicking it.
Oh!
Oh, man.
Powerful criminals, retired bank robbers
and all sorts of other unsavory characters.
Today we are heading to the wild streets
of Los Santos reacting to the medical scenes
and insane injuries of Grand Theft Auto V.
Let's dive right in.
Okay, wait a minute before we even start.
He's riding a motorcycle.
This game would be so cool if he actually put on a helmet
because you obviously you need to have a helmet
in case you fall.
Of the people that I see get into accidents
and have bad things happen,
it's because they're not wearing a helmet.
You can, might get really bad road rash, snap a bone.
I've even seen people come in with their limbs missing.
Please wear a helmet if you're actually riding a motorcycle.
- [Character] Hoo-ya, hoo-ya.
- And trying to do a weird trick with a kicking it.
Oh!
Oh, man.
Duh.
- Duh. - Literally, that type
of injury is going to take off your head.
If you do survive, E.M.S. will get there,
they'll put you in a C collar.
If your helmet's there,
they'll actually still keep the helmet on
and stabilize your neck with tape
and maybe some pillows to try to pull
off the face shield as well as the helmet all at once.
Oh geez, two people, wheelie.
Oh, get off the train.
Oh, wow.
A guy gets run over by a train,
he literally gets cut in half.
Is that survivable?
Yes, you've heard of weird stories where somebody survives
but very much unlikely.
If it's your abdomen,
you're cut right through the abdominal aorta.
Your blood's just gonna pool right out
of your body super fast
and you're gonna die pretty quickly.
We're yachting and we're trying to land on the yacht.
Oh.
The blood that's smearing on the nice white yacht
and you're having multiple abrasions
and you're getting your skin just kind of ripped off
because a yacht has the coating.
So when you fall on a gymnasium floor and it's got that coat
of like lacquer on it, same idea where you like skin is off.
Get some sort of head injury that can cause you to pass out.
Just smash your head.
Your brain goes forward and backwards.
So you can have a coup-contrecoup injuries
and you can bruise both ends.
You can rip the bridging veins of the brain itself
which then can lead to a subdural hematoma.
You can also get a subarachnoid bleed
and you can get skull fractures.
So these are the things you worry about
when somebody hits their head.
(engine revving)
Nice. - [Character] Here
for the magic touch?
- Whoa.
The amount of people that I've seen that have been hit
by a car, man, people get destroyed.
Sometimes we even see people come in, we're still alive.
♪ I'm still alive ♪
- But their skull is busted open
and you actually see brain matter and some
of the brain matter is actually coming off.
Riding the bike.
Oh.
You would not be alive.
- Oh.
- If a car comes smashing down on your unprotected head.
Super close range like that, blood splattering everywhere
and I'm assuming that a lot of the tissue would be gone.
- Gone.
- From such a close range.
- There won't be a trial unless you're -
- Oh.
Immediate stop head injury.
The big thing you worry about is drowning in this instance
because now you're unconscious.
You don't have a life preserver or a life vest on
and if you're in a dead man's float position,
your head's in the water, you won't be able to breathe.
So hopefully somebody there to get you out ASAP.
And then you also worry about cervical spine injuries
but you do your best to save their life
and protect their neck
but you're also trying to keep them from drowning.
(helicopter whirring)
Ouch.
(Doctor gasping)
You know, you fall off that ledge, hit the rail,
you can actually fracture a bone pretty easily.
You get concerned that you're gonna break a rib
and if you break a rib
then you're concerned that you might puncture a lung.
But then how the heck do you avoid a falling helicopter
where the blades are now just cutting you in half?
That's like the worst outcome.
- [Narrator] This is the one thing we didn't want to happen.
- I gotta call my dad.
- [Character] Oh, hell.
- Whore bag.
(chainsaw rattling)
- Oh my gosh.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the first thing I'm thinking of.
It's ripping through the left side.
The left side has your spleen, your kidney on the back.
You can actually live without your spleen
but if your spleen gets injured a lot, a lot of bleeding.
You can live without one kidney.
Very interesting.
What we have one of and what we have two of.
(character screaming)
What is this then?
It almost looks like one of those wind turbines that we see
that are supposed to generate energy.
I've seen people in smaller versions
of like a meat grinder
where they've gotten their hand stuck
and they've come degloved.
- Like a glove.
- Or the hand totally removed.
If you don't have the hand to replace it,
it's just an amputation at that point
and close up the end of the wound.
You just slid your face against the the wooden ground
that probably just caused a lot of splinters
to go in your face.
If you ever get any splinters,
you can try to take 'em out with a tweezer.
Some other easy, fun home remedies would be
like using duct tape, trying to get it stuck
to the duct tape and pulling it out.
Elmer's glue, put it on there and then just peel it off.
(gun firing)
What?
Took a shot right to the right flank
through the spleen maybe or just above it
and could have went directly into the heart.
Sometimes you see where one shot
actually kills an individual or causes significant amount
of damage versus other times if you have lots of wounds
and lots of through and through injuries,
sometimes they actually miss everything and you're okay.
- Ah, (beep).
No wires (beep) punk, now gimme that.
What's up, homie?
- I tell the best stories ever.
(Doctor laughing)
- Oh my gosh, what?
Man, that is scary.
The guy's got a machete on them.
- [Narrator] Machete.
- It just took massive slices.
We see a lot of people get, you know,
sliced like that on the back.
Luckily the ribs are protecting.
So it goes through all the muscle and the skin,
all the subcutaneous fat there, which we can sew up.
If you start getting deeper into the abdomen,
if it goes through,
a lot of times you'll actually have
to have exploratory laparotomies where they actually go in
and explore and see if anything has been cut open.
Oh, what is this, a taser?
Oh, he's got a, oh.
A taser.
- [Character] My God.
- Oh.
We see a lot of people come to the emergency department
with taser injuries.
- Don't tase me bro.
- Or just to have the taser barbs removed.
Typically what ends up happening,
a police officer would use the taser
and they cut the wires off
but there are just these probes just sticking there
in the skin and they have a barb on 'em.
So if you try to pull it out,
it obviously gets stuck in the skin.
So we'll use an 11 blade to try to cut the skin
off of where the barb is catching.
Oh.
Wow.
Somebody getting hit lower back.
- My back.
- You definitely worry about fracture down
in the lower spine area.
You worry about whiplash, you worry about cervical fractures
and then the trauma to the face.
Typically, if somebody came into the emergency department
with that injury, you get a head to toe CT scan
and a full evaluation.
A lot of times people actually will come
to the emergency department with these type of injuries
and actually refuse all care and they'll just leave.
- Our bus.
- Oh, (beep).
- Come on.
- Definitely happens.
We see people who get hit by hammers all the time,
either by accident when they're actually
on the job site or on purpose.
The people are using hammers as a weapon
to hurt other individuals.
Getting hit with a blunt object,
you're not getting hit with the backside of it
which actually has one of the prongs.
The typical hammer.
Oh. - Jesus!
No!
- Chainsaw injuries.
Literally. I've seen people take a chainsaw
and pull it up to cut and they've cut their own head.
I've seen it bounce and hit people
in their thighs or their leg, even onto their back,
even hitting somebody else by accident, all on the job site.
So you gotta be really, really careful when it comes
to using a chainsaw.
Crazy.
I can't believe the graphics in this game.
They're just so detailed.
Really cool.
Who doesn't like playing Grant Theft Auto?
I enjoy playing this game.
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