what foot what
whoa
game one
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hey get me out of here well watch it mr
grabby pants i don't like being carried
around like that jeez
whoa
whoa whoa
hi there what the heck are you
me i'm a football you're a ball made of
feet no no no foot
ball get it not made of feet oh
whoa whoa it's a melon i'm not a melon
i'm a football oh no you're not not in
america buddy
freaking tourists is melon made of feet
too no nobody's made a feat boy what's
wrong with you i'm in orange yeah
newsflash thanks your face is full of
laces somebody didn't take their shoes
off
do you even know what a football is yeah
it's a ball made of feet no football is
a game that pits two worthy opponents
against each other in an arena made of
violence and grace it's the only boring
what you look like a mutated lemon
you're a head
that's not even funny i'm shaped like
this so it's easy to throw me wait throw
you with her hands yeah so why are you
called a football then you should be
called a handball no you're a handball
that's not my name hey hey handball it's
football he handball do you have any
money no because i want my quarterback
her name is handball lemonhead
that's not my name he he handball can
you blow bubbles with your spit no like
this watch
that's disgusting try it
you're not trying yeah and i'm not going
to
stop that
you'll love it no i'm pretty sure i
won't love it
it's fine no what's going on here i'm
the star of the super bowl and this is
how i get treated being berated by a
talking orange super bowl is that for a
really big salad
no it's not for a really big salad are
you actually that slow he he handball
what foot what
whoa
hey handball can i have your seat
oh
well oh
i tell ya i'm a bloody football not him
yeah right handball told me that you
weren't made a feat
stupid man
howdy howdy free lovers i'm orange and
i'm bear today we're going to show you
how to play football american style mind
if i kick things off go right ahead
thanks
okay step one get a football they're
shaped a little differently than most
other balls i'll say these footballs are
totally weird
orange is that a foot yeah football
right let's play i want to give somebody
a gatorade bath wha where did you get a
human foot i'm that angry guy over there
um might he be angry because you took
his foot oh that would explain it boy do
i feel like a heel
just give the foot back
this is a football oh you mean an egg
ball no i mean a football i'm pretty
sure that's an egg ball dude it is a
football if you just listen to what wait
what what is happening
my eyes
a bald eagle that's american football
all right
step two get a team together you want
someone who can throw as your
quarterback someone who can run fast as
you're running back oh i'm good at
rolling i'll be the roll back roll back
isn't a position dude okay that'll just
be the motor boat back
sure dude you can be the motorboat back
where does the motorboat back stand over
there by the bench all right come on
bobby to the bench
finally we can actually talk about
football now step three is gatorade
orange it's not orange it's lemon lime
it is not time for a gatorade bath yet
oh sorry rewind
whoa you could do that sure i could do
all sorts of footbally things like this
it's the replay
hey what the heck baldi get me out of
here
okay
let's get back on the rails step three
is to try and score a touchdown do this
by advancing the ball downfield either
by running it or passing it or by
motorboating it
dude you're ruining the field this is
insane it is yes for one thing you're
driving a motorboat across dry land oh
but we could fix that
what the whoa
how do you do fruit lovers orange and
pear back once again to tackle another
episode of how to seeing how it's fall
today we're gonna tell you how to stream
nfl games nice kick us off orange all
right fruit lovers here's the important
thing to know about streams you're gonna
get wet especially if you don't have
legs what pro tip try to jump across
rocks if you can dude careful though
they can be slippery stop right now
really you want to stop right now on top
of this slippery rock i don't care where
where
fair fair pair you really should have
listened to my advice about streams
oh orange we're not talking about rivers
we're talking about streaming the nfl
over the internet oh
gotcha that makes sense the nfl is way
more exciting to talk about so much is
happening in the national forensics
league right now they just announced the
latest lincoln douglas debate topic and
everybody's flipping out orange you know
very well that's not the nfl i'm talking
about oh i know i know as usual we're
talking about the national falafel
league that's not a thing i know but it
should be it's just so fun to say
falafel falafel falafel
would you stop already okay okay i'll
knock it falafel
dude you know very well that the nfl
stands for national football league oh
football i totally knew that one
so step one is to check out the nfl
schedule find out when your favorite
team is playing hey everybody what if i
don't have a favorite team but i have a
favorite player instead that's fine
who's your favorite player philip rivers
get it yes i get it but i'm not laughing
because it's
where do these slippery rocks keep
coming from and why am i the only one
that ever falls off no no cleats me
but seriously though i want to hear
about streaming football where do i go
watch pear well there's a bunch of
places actually thanks for being serious
about this stuff for once you're welcome
step two is to check out amazon prime
cbs all access box sports go or um i'm
not seeing any football anywhere
probably because that computer is
dripping wet dude let me guess you
submerged your computer in a stream yeah
of course not i submerged your computer
in a stream what my computer originally
you get back here right now yeah you
gotta catch me first
wow
i am so mad right now okay okay okay let
me explain let me just say one thing
fine one thing it's true i put your
computer in the stream but here's the
kicker
yeah what is it no here's the kicker
hey there everybody it's ham williams
junior here and i want to know are you
ready for some fruit bowl
i guess nobody told him he was getting
fired
hello and welcome to the 46th annual
fruit bowl xlvi in italian it's going to
be a heck of a match-up today as the new
england plantains take on the new york
jai apples let's check in with our
lifeline to the sideline little apple
hey that's apple that's right
pear we're just moments away from the
kickoff and the tension is so thick you
can cut it with a knife
just kidding the only one who has to
worry about anything is this guy
meet this year's fruit ball oh sure he
looks fine now but just wait until the
game is over
guys
oh
that's gotta hurt let's see the instant
replay
you're talking about putting the foot in
your mouth
meanwhile it's third and fifteen for the
gi apples well pair it looks like
they're gonna have to come up with
something big
or different there's the snack we'll be
down already
interception whoa so this is all a dream
no interception and what's this
touchdown
whoa fidget apple got planted
it's not gonna be hard to pass on these
plantains i'm not surprised apple
always comes up short
and long for the giant apples and
they're going for it
back to pass oh it's a handoff oh
apple's loose whoa it's a rumble for the
fumble
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and the plantains have it i wonder where
they found the energy to do that well
orange it looks like somebody's been
drinking zoom
the official beverage of fruitful 46.
everything's faster with zoom that's
right orange it's so fast the first
half's already over wow it's time to
check out the star of our halftime show
give it up for
marshmallow
[Applause]
someone want to tell me what unicorns
have to do with fruit
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talk about a wardrobe malfunction
that sure wasn't kosher
and the second half is underway oh no
did i miss madonna
wow apple sure got a kick out of
that
oh no not again
[Music]
looks like there's a flag on the plane
give it up for the refs we're catching
this one that looks like spirit to me
danian penalty oh no bad news for the
jai apples with only seconds left in the
game they're gonna need a miracle finish
gotta dig deep fellas give it your all
especially you what now you're talking
to me for the last two hours you thought
it was a fruit ball no isn't that nice
they took some time out to cuddle
cuddle not cuddle and this is it with a
championship title on the line here's
the snap
legend apple's catching some serious air
whoa talk about big blind are we there
yet
oh it looks like he's finally coming
back down what's this oh he's on the
crossbar which way is he gonna fall
[Applause]
except for the crime oh and one more
thing trophy
i told you we needed a smaller trophy
[Music]
you