(applause)
- [Nick] Oh yeah.
Each team member gets the opportunity
to embody a celebrity and come with some battle bars.
We gone make it happen,
but we gotta bring a Wild N' Out girl
to help referee this.
Y'all make some noise for Taylor.
(applause)
- Old School, New School step out.
(applause)
Your battle is Lil Fizz versus Omarion.
(applause)
- Go first.
- You still mad I slept with your baby moms?
- Yeah.
- Well go head fool, make a move.
That didn't make you the man
'cause you slept with April first,
that just made you April fool.
And uh, I can't wait for her to come back for more
and there's only one thing left to say.
Can you please let me back on tour, please?
Please, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Shut up!
You disloyal fool ass bitch made punk.
I'm bout to beat you badly.
You was a background singer your whole life.
- I was.
- Now you just a back up daddy.
(laughter)
♪ 'Cause I got a ice box where my heart used to be ♪
(laughter)
♪ Now Bow Wow got your spot next to me ♪
(laughter)
- Yeah!
(applause)
- [DJ D-Wreck] And your winner is Omarion.
(bell rings)
(applause)
- Your battle is Jess Hilarious versus Michael Blackson.
(applause)
(laughter)
- (beep) you mother (beep).
(laughter)
I used to be a fan, I wanted to (beep) you
but I found out you were a man.
(laughter)
- (beep) you look like me.
I ain't gonna rhyme,
I'm just gonna tell you how black you is.
You look like under the bed.
(laughter)
Stevie Wonder sees you every day.
(laughter)
- [Jess Hilarious] Okay, okay mother (beep) okay.
I am black as (beep) but please don't hate,
I got one confession, this accent is fake
and I'm really from Philly for real
and I'm not even African, I'm just black as (beep) so.
(laughter)
- (beep) you.
Your mom and your pop is the same (beep) you.
(laughter)
- [DJ D-Wreck] And your winner is Jess Hilarious.
(bell rings)
The Michael Blackson version.
(applause)
Your battle is 50 Cent versus Floyd Mayweather.
(applause)
- Hey yo Floyd,
you see we realize that you could fight and all that
but it's a shame that your old girl
was Nelly type and all that.
Now I know you got dumb money and dumb ice and all that
but you a dummy, you can't even read and write and all that.
(laughter)
Told you, see?
- I'm, I, I don't like your energy.
All them loan outs got you sour.
Everybody hates you like Tereko Power.
(laughter)
You.
- Sound it out.
- You think 'cause you big and bad
and been shot nine times,
you don't even get along with your oldest son
because that little (beep) really mine.
(applause)
- Well the way you was reading that note
I think you should get your pockets padded
like my J leather and at your funeral
they gone bring wild flowers.
You know what that is?
Me weather.
(applause)
- [DJ D-Wreck] Floyd's first loss ever,
50 Cent wins this one.
Make some noise for 50 cent.
(bell rings)
(applause)
Your battle is Kanye versus Jesus, versus white Jesus.
(laughter)
- You're gonna need a priest, revelation,
go ahead and feed the beast.
You try to cross me, I'll leave his body holy
when I pull out that Jesus piece.
(applause)
Said your heart full of apathy,
I don't care who your pastor be,
you take my name in vein
and you're gonna get a blast from me.
(cheering)
- Bitch!
Now I know you got millions
and millions and millions of servants,
but I got Kim K pregnant, you still a virgin.
(laughter)
And guess what?
I got a picture of your moms, the Virgin Mary,
on a candle on my nightstand
and we all know Jesus Christ ain't no white man.
(cheering)
- I said you better be believing that,
acapella, I don't even need the track
and you say Jesus wasn't white,
well I 100% agree with that.
(laughter)
(applause)
- [DJ D-Wreck] And your winner is white Jesus.
(bell rings)
(applause)
(bell rings)