AS WE GO TO OUR NEXT GAME, "BUZZFALLOUT."
YESTERDAY, "FALLOUT 4" CAME OUT. I ALREADY ORDERED MY COPY ON
AMAZON PRIME! IT'S GOING TO GET HERE FRIDAY FOR FREE.
IT'S A POST-APOCALYPTIC GAME
THAT'S SET EXACTLY ONE YEAR AFTER DONALD TRUMP GETS ELECTED,
PROBABLY.
YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO SEE WHAT THE HILLARY ONE LOOKS LIKE!
OK, MAYBE YOU DO.
IT LOOKS LIKE THIS.
>> GREAT CALVES.
>> CHRIS: IF THERE IS ONE THING BESIDES COCKROACHES AND GARY
BUSEY THAT'LL SURVIVE NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST, IT'LL BE CLICKBAIT
ARTICLES.
WE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT 'EM!
SO COMEDIANS, PLEASE GIVE ME AS MANY BUZZFEED "LISTS FOR THE
APOCALYPSE" AS YOU CAN.
I'M PUTTING 60 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK AND BEGIN.
JENA.
>> TEN PICTURES OF SIDE BOOB TO MAKE YOU FORGET YOU LIVE IN A
WASTELAND.
>> CHRIS: POINTS.
HARI.
>> 1052 WAYS "BACK TO THE FUTURE 2" WAS WRONG ABOUT THE
FUTURE.
>> CHRIS: POINTS. JENA.
>> 27 UNDERRATED ALTERNATIVES TO EATING EVERYONE YOU KNOW.
>> CHRIS: POINTS.
JENA AGAIN.
>> FOUR KIDS WHO DON'T REMEMBER WATER.
>> CHRIS: POINTS. MIKE.
>> 13 THINGS YOU SHOULD'VE LEARNED TO DO BEFORE THIS
HAPPENED.
>> CHRIS: POINTS.
HARI.
>> FIVE ACTORS YOU CAN EAT.
CHRIS: POINTS.
MIKE.
>> EIGHT FETISHES NO ONE WILL JUDGE YOU FOR ANYMORE.
>> CHRIS: POINTS.
HARI.
>> THIS GUY USED TO BE TOM PETTY.
CHRIS: POINTS.
JENA.
>> YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW FAR THIS MAN GOT WITHOUT
ANTIBIOTICS.