Pleasure you cannot measure.
Wow.
You can have that, by the way.
- How delightful. - That's free. First one's free.
The first one's free. How's your bum, by the way?
How's your bum?
After the whole falling over?
Oh, oh-
Breaking the ice here.
I didn't know if it was how's your mum or how's your bum.
Fine. I think both are quite content.
Well, I was breaking the ice you see. Good little pun.
- Whey! - Oh, I like that.
When did you break the ice?
Yeah, but it was on purpose.
Right. They all say that, don't they?
No. No they don't.
Guys, did you ever dream that you'd have four albums?
I don't think so.
I thought it was gonna be a number thing.
I think we'd have been content with one. But, having four, all the better. The more the
merrier, I say, on the album frontage.
I think we're very lucky that anyone's-
- That anyone buys them. - That people still care.
We've always been incredibly surprised but that's the thing with the fans- we're very
lucky they're so dedicated. They keep surprising us.
True story.
And I think, yeah.
Can you do your four times tables, that's what I wanna know.
- I think so, yeah. - I wasn't the best mathematician.
I was told there would be no maths though.
Okay cool. Because I'm worried you're gonna throw it back to me, because I can only get
to 12. Anyway, on the subject of four, are you going for a more mature sound to match
your new, kind of mature look.
Yeah, well I think we've just grown up a little bit. I mean, we've got beards now.
Harry's got a bit of stubble going on there which is nice.
Yeah, but I choose to shave it.
Okay. He waxes.
It's patchy...
No, that's kind of the vibe. I think the music's just naturally grown up with us and this album-
we've kind of gone back in time with it a little bit and go for some more old style
kind of things. There's couple of tracks on there that are an 80's vibe. Like, Stockholm,
that's a quite an 80's kind of, nice- Which I love it. I think it's so good and I'd rather-
I think those styles of music with a modern twist on it is just nice these days. We were
just talking about that All About That Bass song. It's just an older style song with a
modern twist and it works so well and people love it. And this is the first album that
I properly have just literally listened to so much.
Can we see a bit of 80's dancing on the way then?
- What do you class as 80's moves? - I haven't got any roller skates.
What was in the 80's? What was brought out then?
- Just- Oh no, that's 70's in't it? - That's a bit disco fever.
80's is probably just more like head bands-
- Roller disco vibes. - Roller discos, yeah.
Now we're talking, I'm not good at that.
The other thing is, your success is huge. Huge, huge, huge.
Huge huge huge?
I can't- I mean, massive guys. I mean, your faces are everywhere. I saw them in plasters-
Well, they're right there.
They're behind me.
We're on duct tape.
I was gonna say, what is the strangest place you've seen your face? Where's the
strangest place?
On some duct tape.
I think, like, pants are always a bit strange. Even though you know that they're there.
Everyone wears them.
But we're not gonna mention those pants because they're unofficial merchandise.
Unofficial.
Unofficial pants. Unofficially pants is what they are.
Be weird if you met someone that you're mates with and they had your little face on their
pants, wouldn't it?
Oh, it's been done.
Has it?
Yeah, it's weird when it's your dad.
- Yeah... - Wow.
That never happened.
Okay, we went there. This has suddenly- You wanna lie back on this chair, we'll get someone
to come talk to you about that.
Well, I've been looking at it guys and I've found mirrors, plasters, Ugg boots with your
faces on them.
Mirrors? How does that work?
Do you know what, I actually one of my-
So you look in and you see us, or? Because, is that a mirror?
I think you're just round the edge.
You know, one of my favourite ones is that, we had wheel chair wheel clip-ons, so, it
looked like, you spin us.
They're weighted though so we're always at the bottom because otherwise that'd be a good
idea so that even if the wheels are going-
No they turn, I think.
But you'd always look like you're having fun, like, whey! Um, I saw a necklace that I loved
and it said, 'Screw Bieber fever, I got a One Direction infection.'
- An infection- - We don't like to-
We don't need to go down the route of, erm, illnesses.
We don't like to endorse the ailment, kind of, you know.
Yeah, I hear you brother. It's a big word isn't it.
I have no idea what they're on about.
And when you're so well known, you get signs put up when you're sick. That was weird,
wasn't it?
That is a new- that is a new level of fame there.
Yeah, my mum sent me that.
Was it your mum that did it? Please tell me it wasn't.
No. No, I don't think so.
It was my mum.
I mean, I think that's-
That's a strange one. You have to wonder about those people.
You leave that, you leave that.
I wonder if that's still there.
You leave that at the door, I think.
I wonder if people go there now to be sick.
Eugh.
You know what I mean? It's like a shrine. A sick shrine.
Or we could call a Shhwine. A Shwich shwrine?
I knew that was what you were trying to do and I appreciate the effort but it was-
Sorry guys.
- We'll try and snip it out - Moving on.
Tell me what there is about the book that I don't know about you already.
Any little teasers?
There's naked pictures in there.
There's pictures of us how we go to the toilet.
Niall sits down to wee.
Okay, I'm glad you cleared that one up. Is that really in the book?
You'd have to buy it to find out.
Let's just sum it up with a bit of a how we're feeling now about Four and stuff.
You're very, out there with the hands these days.
Am I too gesticulative?
- No, I liked it. - Oh, that's a big word.
I have no idea what's going on again now.
It's good, you're expressive.
You've sent me into a confuse, I freeze.
Guys, good luck with the-
Can you say that word, can you say that one more time for us?
Gesticulative.
It's all about using gestures.
Gesticulative, nice. We've learnt something. On that note-
Liam's gonna be overly so, so that he can use the word. He'll be in an interview just going
like this. And then just be like, 'Oh, look how gesticulative I'm being today.'
I'm so gesticulative right now.
This is massive.
And on that note, thank you very much boys, thank you.
Thank you, you taught me something, I won't forget it.
And I taught you pleasure you cannot measure.
Pleasure you cannot measure because I'm gesticulative.
I might not use that one.
That is a t-shirt.