Swing and a miss, he struck him out!
*Russia national anthem*
*error occurs*
Alright, just do it like you did in your practice room,
and you'll sound fine.
*perfect violin playing*
*broken violin playing*
Oh what are you doing, you idiot?!
You practised this so many times in the practice room,
why you suck so much on stage!
You've embarrassed yourself in front of everyone,
embarrasses your teachers in the audience,
your mother's probably crying right now.
Why don't you just never play the violin again?
You'll never be a soloist.
How ridiculous!
Just go play the viola, why don't you?