Be my friend! I want to love you! Be my friend!!
Come back! I will be the best friend you've ever had!
Come back! Just hug me once!
Please, I have cookies
Top of the Mornin to ya laddies. My name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to Skate 3
No, nobody wants to be my friend. I don't care don't need you guys some badass moves as it is go buddy
Good job Betty yeah. I am back with my cow betty. I really gonna bust some sick tricks breath. What's this?
360 Noscope
Yeah didn't want to be my friend, huh?
Who's left for now bitch is it weird that Betty is manlier than all the other male skaters in this game
That's not weird at all
Hahaha get off that board, bitch. Oh
My God, what [happened]?
All I did was try and run up the sign
Let me let me do it look it. Just kills me. Oh my God betty her suction cup feet
What's this shit? She like Spider-Man?
Who is that even possible?
physics don't work that way
judo Kick
God damn [it] barry Judo Kick
Ya
Kicked something out of his hand take that yeah my God these guys are like neo from the Matrix let me love you
Yeah, she wants to be friends [ok] you better knock it off before someone get hurt screw you you can't tell me what to do
Fuck the police
Yeah, I now we're doing it. Oh
Yeah
Cutie good times ok well that only lasts like 30 seconds betty is not sexually satisfied. Oh, God. He's chasing me
What do you want?
Jesus Clingy bitch, I told you I didn't want to be your girlfriend. No, you can't have my number leave me alone
Girl's Gotta do what a girl's gonna. Do a girl's gonna kick some ass and eagle
majestic Majestic Eagle time
Hahaha, that's the most bonds have ever broken go skateboard. I will chase you
What is that? I'm gonna run. Oh my God you get a good glimpse as a big old ass
She is on a mission and Journal Kick
Spread Eagle breakdance time all of me time [bail] through the broken Roof can do
What can't do already fail good job betty this?
oh
shit
That did it work Ninja. I
Can make it I can make it go go. It's late to hear
How r away betty isn't it any wonder you don't have a boyfriend boyfriends. Don't want failures
Haha, yes
What?
Here it is. Oh
Yeah, perfect, woohoo slow motion well. It's not really slow motion. It's just normal motion let's watch it
Bang hahaha, you did good betty this one looks fun
25,000 point bail easy break a leg bone easy break a spine easy break your collarbone, not that easy oh
And we roll over
Spine Broken and
25,000 point bear I don't even know break your leg bone, okay?
done
And my collarbone all of one oh my God. There's a lot of things break your skull easy, hannah ball
That's not a can of all that's a torpedo am I saying break your hand
done bring eight bones in one bail oh crap ah
stuff
And face yeah, I'm so good at this and now 60,000 point per
Smack that head girl Betty go yeah, I'm like Bernie only Flyways
Smash and great oh
Are we gonna work okay? I'll walk with you. I walk with you nice weather today
Hey, are you afraid of me do do do [not] walk out on the road? It's traffic. Oh
Jesus I wanted him to your hip open up me taxi. I need a taxi please run that go down when I'm down
Jesus pseudonyms on your fucking joke stop in the name of the law
You're gonna have to say here. So the police can't hear I'm calling them have a skateboard
There you go skateboard power
Good job skateboard. Oh
dude, and Hippie jump no
yeah, nailed it ah
How supercars and Hippie job? Oh?
Come on. Come back. Okay. I can even hippie job
You guys set out a challenge a hippie jump a car
That's as high as I can jump. How am I gonna? Do that okay? I can do it line it up. Oh
Can do it believe in the heart of the cards ah?
ambulance
Knock down a commuter. This is my kind of hall of meat. What's this first try?
Geronimo
Love me
ha
first Tribe it
Spiderman Spiderman does
Whatever he can cuz he's a betty what the fuck was that, ahhh?
My leg. There's a guy in the roof down there. Oh my God ghost
You mess up my board bitch. I'm gonna grind this entire thing watch what so awesome. That's not even nearly it ah
A kneecap and go betty yeah had a girl
Do it without falling your fat ass!
Yeah
Hahaha, jesus yeah, there you go to you
Yeah, Betty, okay. You fell on your ass AH! My knee again more hall of mate
almost almost I
Get you
There I tipped them a tip them and that's good enough
Gap into the pipe crash into the billboard got it do it in one try. I am the whole of [meet] champion
we've ah
Ok I want to do it in one try now. I will cuz I got the power of boss
whoa
Yeah
Geronimo
What hahaha?
It's like one of those sticky boards where you try to stick to them like a fly
FREEDOM!
score whole of meat points through the hoop oh
And that would hoop on this hoop. I got it and
TORPEDO!
Yeah
Kill us right judo Kick all the bones are broken oh
Jesus my face my God. I know you broke all my bones
all they do is break a spine ah
man, I
Salute you buddy. You're one majestic illegal sasquatch. There are three Hall of meats left
Let's do mall bail through the tower to the bridge simples
Not simples. What do I have to do ah?
Like that oh
All the barrels he barrels [stooshe]. Oh this one looks awesome. Well for 12 seconds
Give me a challenge at least I can bear for all the seconds
this is Tech House I
Don't think that's good enough. Hahaha. Oh
My vagina ok this is much harder than I thought it was Gonna be
Go buddy stay in the air
How the hell am I seriously just like fly all the way up here what they do that before?
This is as far as we're allowed to go that's a long way away from where I was
go
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, that has to be it. That's the [longest] yet. This is impossible
I know, I didn't hit my freaking hand go buddy ah fuck you betty oh
Jeez
Install to injuries everybody
My God, I did it
This is the last haul of meat. Take it in guys
What's the last one on my list unless they unlock more areas and then I get more and it's the best one
break 50 Bones Bail into storage crate what oh
What the hell is over here pull ok bail into this?
Drawn nailed it do a 90,000 point bail
Ok I can do that. Oh
Jeez
Keep falling keep falling out a girl betty can always trust you
and
Boom yeah, that's what I wanted to do
Now jump jump for all you're worth
Are you suck oh? I through all four things in one bale
Done, hahaha. I am on to the storage [crane] where the hell is that?
storage great
barrels
oh
All right on your ass
Where the hell is the storage crates is this them oh?
Haha, ah here
how in the fuck
Can't even get near that
Go Betty go
Fly yeah here we go. Oh
Yeah, three push off someone bail the count as like the bouncing on the ground things
like these, whoa
No, dude. I'm betty what they do what?
One More Betty ah oh
Jeez
There's one push off. There's two one more ready. All we need
Yeah, all three. Okay. Have 40 seconds to get a 90,000 point bail and break 50 bones here
It is go 20 seconds. I can do it. I got this I got it like a boss like a boss
Like a boss. Oh
Man, there's a [lot] more of them like a lot more fucking things to do okay
This one is hard, okay straight to the roof. That's the furthest thing away. I think I hope so
Douche. I need to do the ones that are on the freaking list first lamp post here we go. Oh
Please get to it. Yeah, she will she will
Duke hahahaha right on the face get the roof hit the roof
Yeah, job Betty good job proud of you. Oh
Man, they don't count as push off this one will whoop yep?
Okay, betty do it do it please
There's
[23] and a hundred thousand point fail awesome. We've still got two minutes betty you were the man here. We go here
We go here we go here we go. Oh, I see the storage crate now
douche
Storage crate is off over here look at it. Oh
I'm not gonna make it boss. Oh, I might have a plan
Plan does not gonna work as betty sucks. I have to push off this thing
Done and pushed off it
That doesn't count why okay here. We go. We got the momentum Surahs great here. I come
oh
My God, what [happened]? Oh?
Betty push off it push
push ah
That's not it
It's a torpedo into the forklift or either. They think that was a crane support. Oh
Back of my head. I here's the crane support shit. Oh
My God can I break 15 bones in one?
No
so close 11 bones
Last try. I know where everything is now okay, so all four bales
Here we go lamp post
Yeah, that counts. What do the storage crate you gotta get speed here we go
Yep, that loop the Roof I
Beam Perros I
Am inside Betty
What is happening? Hey got my 90,000 point veil anyway and here we go. I beams we gotta push off. He's right
There we go that counts as one push off nope
That was a cool one, two
three done will do this the trick to this is to just torpedo at the last second like
This done 50 bones. I can do that in my sleep
Geronimo oh
That is so painful looking. Oh here. We go last one finishing style judo kick
Haha, she's so bouncy. Isn't it yeah?
All done, son. I think good all hall of meats done
And that was such a hard one to do for the last one
There's so much in it, but thank you guys so much for watching this video if you liked it
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