- Which of the 16 personality types
makes the best girlfriend?
We've already looked at the ENFP and the ENTP.
Wonder whose next, oh my gosh.
We're looking at the INTJ.
I'm a little intimidated.
I'm not sure if I'm ready for this but,
(eerie music)
we're doing it anyway.
The ENFPs got really angry they were like this
isn't accurate
(grunts)
you didn't do us any favors here man!
Yeah I know.
So I'm INFJ, INTJ seems like it might be a good
match, we're both intuitive, strongly intuitive,
but, beyond that, I'm not sure if it'll work.
So first we go to the most authoritative place
on the internet for anything like this
16 personalitites.com, then we're going to
look at INTJ relationships.
INTJs are the most attractive when they aren't
trying to be attractive, interesting, so I'll
be like yo girl I noticed you weren't trying to
be attractive over there, I thought that was really
attractive.
I just thought I'd come over and say hello, you know
what I'm saying?
Hey what you drinking?
Uh-oh allowing others to come to them is often
INTJ's best strategy, here's the problem, is
that that's the method I like to emplore, or emplore?
That's not even the right-
All right lets look at the strengths and waknesses of
the INTJ.
Generally extremely intelligent and capable (chuckles)
I'm gonna write that in our first Valentine's day
card when I get an INTJ girlfriend, you're
generally extremely intelligent and capable.
Interested in optimizing their relationships
what does that even mean?
All right, but they have some weaknesses
they're not all good.
Tendency to believe that they're always right,
well that will line up just fine with my tendency
to always doubt myself and think I'm wrong.
Their constant quest to improve everything may be
taxing on relationships.
But you know, I wouldn't mind so much if
their quest to improve stuff came with buying
cool posters from Society6, cool art prints, cool
phone cases, that's fine with me, link in
the description.
Of course to get the real full picture, we've got
to look at the artistic ruminations of the internet.
Oh here's a really good one, what my friends think
I do, what my parents think I do, they think
I just read a freaking book.
What society thinks I do, they think I'm
madam curie.
What most people think I do.
What I think I do, I'm Benedict cumberbatch.
And what I actually do, I'm just reading a book,
that's just what my parents think I do.
INTJs in love I will solve you, because
you're just a problem that needs to be solved
INTJ female, it's like finding a unicorn, a
really intimidating one.
Well actually, that's part of what's on my wanted
list, whad'ya call it?
I almost said to-do list, that's not right.
That's on my Frank James most wanted list,
what I look for in a galpal is intimidation.
The intimidation factor needs to be kinda high
for me to be interested.
INTJ women, am I right, they're like an alien
that this guy with the crazy hair, he's do you
understand the meme?
Because he talks about aliens and how they
constructed the pyramids and like stuff.
So it's rare to find an INTJ woman.
Do you get it?
Did I make the joke funnier by explaining it?
Do you understand?
No one could ever hate me half as much as I don't care.
Dang, does that mean if you date an INTJ it'll be
like Christina Ricci?
'cause that would be cool, I'd be up for that,
although she's like 9 in this picture, so maybe
not.
I'm so INTJ.
See this is just-
But you know I've saved the funniest for last,
the INTJ girlfriend meme made by Holly Hays, who
if I'm write is actually an INTJ so, this is
authoritative.
Hey anon, want to see the blueprint for the
trajectory of my life that I made when I was
five?
Please don't make fun of me this is more
private than my diary.
Man, they're really thinking ahead, the INTJs.
I know that I'm right, I just can't tell you why
I'm right.
Isn't that convenient?
Isn't that?
I think that sounds like something I want to
sign up for.
She snuggles grumpily.
Okay, so she's like begrudgingly snuggling with you.
I kind of like that , because it makes you feel
like okay, she might not like this, so it's
not guaranteed so.
Anxiety is the root of desire is what I'm
trying to say.
Hey sorry for not getting back to you sooner,
it's just that I didn't want to.
Nice.
Sign me up for that, sign me up for being ignored
for days on end.
Hey quick question the other day a woman asked me
what I think of her baby and I told her that it
looked liked a deformed potato and now she won't
talk to me?
She asked for my opinion I don't understand
what I did wrong?
Help?
INTJs just tell it like it is, so if they look
at your baby and your baby looks ugly, like a
deformed potato, she's just going to say it.
Don't ask her what she thinks if you don't
want to hear it.
Moves goalposts so that she's still technically
right.
Very good, moving goalposts, it's a great way of
keeping your relationship interesting.
Fine, I'll apologize.
I'm sorry that your feelings
got hurt because you were wrong.
Well, at least she apologized for something, at
least she said the words I'm sorry, that's a bit
more than I've heard from some people.
Crippling anxiety, very good, we can feed off
each other and basically be nervous wrecks and
ooh, then we can name our kid Rex, and, that,
I couldn't go very far with that joke, it didn't
even make sense, it wasn't even a joke, I just
heard a word that sounded like another word and I said it.
You can see right through me really, if you study
me, my humor, for a while, you'll know that it's
just a bunch of-
that's a very good counter-argument but I think
I'm going to stick with my original impression thanks.
Dang, that's that intuition there man, she's just
sticking with her original impression, she doesn't
care about the argument that follows, she's shooting
from the hip.
Disappears for 3 months.
You know, you need some space in a relationship,
maybe that's what I need is an INTJ girlfriend
to just disappear every once in a while, to kind
of take the pressure off.
Things were getting a little too serious, but now
she's gone.
Sure, you can bring your friends over.
But just so you know, if they ever show up unexpected,
(ominous music) I will murder them all then stage the
crime scene to make you appear responsible.
Anyway, have fun anon, I love you.
She's so nice, she said I love you at the end.
I think the INTJ girlfriend has a shot at winning
my heart, she's already halfway won it now.
And now I'm in love with a fantasy, that's
always a good first step, fall in love with the fantasy
not the real thing, very good first step.
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'till next time, stay cool and attractive.