Hey guys, I'm Tracy!
And I'm Andy!
And so much happened this week, so we just
got to get right to it.
You know him, you love him, get in here, Corey Palent!
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Can we all just cheers?
And I think we need to drink for 12 long seconds,
because Ari made out twelve different times--
A lot!
--on this episode.
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He lives up to his reputation.
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It's kind of hard to chug wine.
All right, well, let's talk about the first date,
because they gave us a lot of drama and a lot of fun,
because they went and did GLOB.
Gorgeous Ladies Of Bachelor.
Which is supposed to be like GLOW.
Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.
OK, so these girls get to the date, and some of them
are really into it.
Like Bekah M's like, I'm loving this,
and there are two ladies who do not
like, because these glow girls mean to them.
And that is Bibiana--
baby drama-- and Tia.
Baby drama.
Although I will say that one of those ladies,
she pulled Tia's ponytail.
Don't
She did, she did, she totally did!
When she pulled it, I was like--
I mean, excuse my language, but I was like, don't you [BEEP]
touch me.
Yeah.
Well, that's how she reacted.
I feel like the two ladies were really [INAUDIBLE]
to like, get in there, get in there!
Yeah, really rile things up.
My favorite part of this whole day,
which you know what it is, we got
a little reunion from the pretty boy, Pitbull, [INAUDIBLE]
Kenny!
But so he comes in, and then he and Arie
kick it off and get in the ring together.
I was worried that Arie wasn't going to win.
Oh, yeah there was some--
Oh, I know.
--and then suddenly, somehow, Kenny, who's enormous,
was somehow flipped on his other side.
Which is really--
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
He's a beanpole.
Arie's this.
It-- literally like this.
And he's like whoa, boom!
Yeah, but, you know.
So then we get into the ladies fighting.
And I have to tell--
Well, they're characters, first of all.
Did they get to pick their characters, or were
producers like--
I hope they did not get to pick their characters,
because did Maquel--
right?
Lunch lady?
You're going to be a lunch lady!
Some of it was really awkward.
Some of it was like, very much-- like I
felt like the girls were into each other more
than they were interested in impressing Arie.
It was very sexual.
It was like a little like-- yeah.
Yeah.
It was.
She was taking the tray, it was like uh, uh.
[LAUGHTER]
This is me being lady sexy.
Lady sexy?
You-- oh, that's what we do?
Nailed it!
Yep.
OK.
So the after party starts, and of course, Crystal
comes in and steals him first.
Which is just like-- all the ladies are getting angry,
but he's really into her.
I have to say, he is so liking it.
Here's annoyed me about Bibiana.
Uh oh.
OK.
Baby drama.
If you watch this show, which you know all these women have,
you know that the kiss of death is going
to talk about somebody else.
Always.
It is the kiss of death!
Always.
Why did you do it?
You know, we were talking about this earlier,
and it was very clear, especially this episode,
I think, for the first time, that there are women he likes,
and women he doesn't like, and that's it.
But he ends up giving the rose to Bekah M, who is--
Of course.
That is who he is infatuated with.
There is something about her that's mysterious
and competent- and he is--
It's her age.
Yes.
The next morning-- I'm so happy they gave us
this little Easter egg of Krystal and Marikh talking.
Because she--
So I'm Marikh--
Oh yeah.
--and it's like, so, like what was it like for you growing up?
Marikh, when I was in high school,
my best and I lost touch because her boyfriend liked me.
By the way, Krystal, you 100% have to come sit in the seat.
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Fast forward to my-- really, the saddest part
of the entire episode, the one-on-one.
Lauren S [INAUDIBLE] pick.
And this-- this date starts off and I'm like,
she got the one-on-one--
I knew it!
--it's going to go great.
I will say, though, there was a little thing that I caught.
She was packing her bag to bring to the front door.
I was like, we always know that they pack their bags,
but we never see them pack the bags, so I was like, oh boy.
They go on a private jet to Napa,
they're drinking the wine, she's talking.
She keeps talking--
And the chemistry at this point?
--she's still talking--
And here's something that we also noticed.
Oh, he took a bite of food.
Well that's-- [INTERPOSING VOICES] I'm taking
notes in my phone, I'm like, he took a bite of the steak.
So here's the food situation that we should explain.
So you always see them having dinner--
You never see them--
--and you never actually see anyone eating anything.
There's always plates.
If we're having conversation and we're being romantic--
You're not going to drink, you're talking.
Yeah, we're talking less, and we're eating more.
And there's nothing sexy about people eating.
But when he started eating, I was like, uh oh.
As soon as you see the cutlery come up--
I was like, WAH, WAH, WAH.
But I will say, I was heartbroken
as they kept cutting--
Cross her off!
OK, I will, but as they kept cutting to and from her talking
to him, and then in her confessional being like,
and I knew I was blowing it.
OK, can I just have a moment, please?
Yes.
Cross it out!
Oh, wow, I really did.
Wow, that's--
Bigger than most.
[INAUDIBLE]
I think we all deserve a second chance.
This is Bachelor Second Chances, and my girl I'm going with--
are you ready--
OK, here's mine.
Caroline!
Real Estate Boobs Caroline.
Sure.
She's kind of snoozing--
You want to know why I picked Caroline?
Yeah.
I don't know if you noticed this time, she got romantic music
Oh.
Ooh.
OK, so then we got to the group date.
They go to the park, and they meet these dogs,
and then we find out that they're
going to be like a dog show.
But then we found out the very hard news.
What?
That Annaliese had dog trauma.
On top of that, she now has trauma for kissing.
Oh no!
[INAUDIBLE] She finally gets the confidence to just go
talk to him.
She's like, she's heard everybody's been kissing him--
which we can confirm, Annaliese, everybody was kissing him.
Kissing everybody!
And then he says--
Oh, he just basically--
"I don't think we're there yet."
Sorry, Annaliese.
All right, well, this is good bye to trauma drama.
She was the kidding bandit.
Who ended up getting the rose that time?
I believe it was Chelsea gets the rose.
Chelsea gets the rose!
Just to be clear--
Here, you get this rose today.
--three episodes, she's gotten two, right?
We're going to take this home.
I got a winner.
You guys both did good.
All right, so we go back to the cocktail party,
where she set up this whole special--
Oh, I loved it so much [INAUDIBLE]
Astronomical, she wanted to look at the stars with Arie.
It was a special time together.
And then what did Arie do?
He brought every single woman--
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Bye bye, Bibiana.
Bye bye, baby drama.
I'm going to draw [INAUDIBLE] Sorry, Bibiana.
Adios, Bibiana.
Adios with the drama, until we meet again.
What's up with the tease?
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
The big tease--
I mean, there was a few things in the tease,
but the only thing that I care about
is that we find out next week, Bekah M is revealing her age.
Wait, but do we?
Because they do this thing where they do the deep tease,
where they show you something that's
not going to happen next week.
It might change nothing, but it could change everything.
Agreed.
It's definitely another storyline, though.
Oh my god, you guys, this episode.
It's too much.
I'm getting hot, I'm getting worked up.
I know, it's steamy in here.
My new pick is Caroline, so we've got Chelsea, Caroline,
and Becca K.
I'm sticking with my guns!
You guys, comment below.
If you have an opinion of what we need to talk about.
Yes, we're going to start answering questions.
Big things [INAUDIBLE].
Guys, we love you so much.
I'm pulling for Becca K.
No.
Yes.
No.
I gotta go.
Don't forget to tune in next week
for our recap, everybody, thank you for watching.
Tune in next week, and in the meantime--
Bye you guys, have a good one.
I got it.
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No, she's so boring.
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I'm all right.
You're good?
OK.