she's one billion billion percent cute
what's up folks today i am here with maxine the fluffy corgi we're gonna be introducing her to
some kids and talking to them about dogs and all things puppy all right let's do it
what do you like most about dogs um
what do you think she just said
doc should be able to go anywhere in new york everywhere in north america everywhere
in south america africa europe asia australia antarctica the world the galaxy and the universe
dogs should rule the world yes they should be able to go anywhere
free in new york city because the people stole the land from them like teddy roosevelt or something
and then from the dogs what i don't know i'm not that smart i love dogs
can you tell me what is that special thing about dogs because they have like
little faces and cute little ears awesomely cute she's one billion billion percent cute
what do you think she's thinking about right now um how much she loves me i like to do
cute stuff what kind of cute stuff do you love hamsters pandas chickens mostly i think chickens
are funny and cute what do you think is the cutest thing that's not an animal probably me
i like to be cute we're the cutest things in the world max probably i love dangerous stuff what
dangerous stuff do you like ken cobra half every dangerous animal in the world yes you are half
every dangerous animal in the world and half child yeah do you see this this is the most dangerous
animal in the world i think kid can cope with us maxine could like karate chop or like use a laser
i don't think she even has lasers i actually have a dog his name is nelson and is he calm
no nelson is not calm what would you say to nelson if you could say anything to nelson
chill down dude chill down dude chill down your title so clean unlike nelson's you keep
dishing on nelson say that to my mom your daughter is dumping on nelson right now
what it's true nelson will just completely go to every single shop and eat everything
nelson would not handle it as well you could say that a hundred more times than that industry
can you say some things that nels that maxine is good at that nelson's bad at maxine hasn't bit me
nelson would mom can you send us a picture of nelson that we can use for the episode
this is what nelson looks like hi nelson what are some funny places that you could put a dog
a subway she does that she goes on the subway does she need to pay two dollars and 75 cents
to get past yeah she has her own metro card max how do you feel about having your own metro card
a little expensive if maxine was a famous person who do you think maxine would be
outfits ella fitzgerald sure sure why not max how do you feel about that
what are all the places you would go with your dog to south africa african rainforest whoa and where
else the north pole wait that might be too cold maxine what type of dog is never late a watchdog
she liked that one yeah what do you want to say to all the dogs out there keep doing your
thing just keep being you bye maxine be good what celebrity do you think maxine looks like
espios britney spears it's britney i mean like just this part made me think of a blonde hair
barry brittany yes i personally love her yeah maxine is britney spears who's nelson nelson elvis
elvis wow do you wanna wear maxine not totally oh not totally i don't really like wearing dogs
stuff okay i will not make you wear a dog today okay can you teach me how to be a little bit cuter
actually wish i had bigger eyes so it could be more cute she looks so cute to hug and snuggle
what do you think her personality is she's sassy and sweet like me do you feel like you guys are
kind of similar she always likes to look back and forth like me because i'm like that because i'm
nosy you're nosy like her how else are you like maxine you're small yes what else do you want to
say to maxine i think she looks perfect how she is she is perfect how she is do you want to wear
a maxine yeah yeah you want to wear a maxine you look amazing with maxine on you're strong
what'd you say imagine walking to school like this yeah what if you had to bring your dog to
school every day oh my god i would love it do you like having her on your back oh um yes i love her
do people have this job doing stuff yeah this is my job i like it you want to try it
yeah okay here take the mic ask me a question did you first meet maxine well i was vacationing
in the bahamas and we happened to be staying at the same resort together
and she came up to me on the beach and we really got to know each other we had a you know a couple
juices and we just had a wonderful day and we've been working together ever since you know okay um
you