After the Call for Order 66 was Given and the Slaughter of the Separatist council on
Mustafar by Darth Vader, almost every single Separatist Commando droid received and activated
the galaxy-wide shutdown order from Chancellor Palpatine.
One separatist commando droid however, was able to resist the shutdown order and survive
the Clone wars, going on to become a rebel spy master for the resistance after the fall
of the Empire.
So, I’m going to break down the heroic story of how this commando droid became one of the
best spies in the resistance and later went on a murderous rampage.
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The story begins in the cramped quarters of Poe Dameron, where he is training with BB-8
by his side.
BB-8 notices that Poe is getting increasingly tense and is hitting his training pads with
more and more rage as he continues.
Poe tells the little astromech that someone inside of his black squadron has been leaking
information directly to the first order.
He is absolutely disgusted at the fact that squad mates he has known since he was a child
have been lying to his face pretending to fight for the good of the galaxy.
The man who is receiving the leaks inside of the first order, from the black squadron
traitor is a high ranking intelligence officer in the first order, called Terex.
Terex served as a stormtrooper at the bloody battle of Jakku, where the empire took its
final stand in the Galactic civil war.
After the Empire failed at defeating the Rebel alliance on Jakku, Terex shoots his own superior
officer directly through the chest in cold blood, realizing that he now answers to nobody,
because the Emperor is dead and the Empire has completely fallen.
After that, he immediately turns to a life of deception and covert spy work to keep himself
busy and to fulfil his life.
Following this, we return to the resistance base, where C-3PO rushes into the main hangar
to inform Poe Dameron that his covert network of droid spies have given him some very crucial
information about the first order.
Poe is very suspicious about 3-po's droid spy network, but he happily begins telling
Poe that his operatives were stationed on the planet Kaddak, which is known for its
very shady cities, with criminal activity in every direction.
C-3po shockingly tells Poe that the large bundle of information obtained by one of his
droid operatives on the planet includes the exact location of Supreme leader snoke.
Poe is absolutely stunned by this discovery, but C-3po cautions Poe, telling him that his
droid agent’s transmission was interrupted before the proper location could be deciphered
and validated.
The droid who sent the transmission containing the crucial first order data, was a former
separatist commando droided N1-ZX, nicknamed Nunzix.
Shortly after that, we cut straight back to Terex, who is on board a ship called the Carrion
Spike, who you might Remember from the Tarkin novel.
On board the well treated vessel, one of Terex’ men tells him that he has received a priority
transmission from Captain Phasma, who wants to know why he hasn’t reported for debriefing.
Instead of sending through a reply to the message, Terex blasts his communications console,
refusing to answer her.
Poe and C-3PO then quickly arrive on the lawless world of Kaddak, hoping to seek out this droid
spy, but they are followed closely by Terex and his men.
After spending a long while scouring the surface of the planet for their droid spy, Poe and
3-PO witness countless criminal activities, like executions, robberies, assassinations
and kidnappings.
Not long after witnessing these things, they quickly become victim to them, with a group
of scoundrels surrounding the two and knocking Poe unconscious.
Because of C-3PO’s weird and oddly suspicious behaviour, the group of scoundrels are about
to fry his circuits, but Poe quickly awakens from his hazy state just in time for Threepio
to reveal that his droid spy network actually has the scoundrels surrounded.
After successfully removing the scoundrels from the area, C-3PO meets up with his snarky
Commando Droid spy agent, who is not happy with how long Poe took to meet him.
The group are eventually able to transport the Commando droid who is holding the first
order data leak to a secure location, in hopes of unloading all his information into the
resistance network.
C-3PO quickly becomes furious at his droid agent however as he refuses to hand over his
information.
The commando droid quickly tells Threepio “you wish goldie.
I’m keeping what I know about supreme leader snoke to myself until I’m off this blasted
planet”.
Po is shocked, having never seen such a sarcastic and uncooperative droid, leading to him to
ask c3po why?
Threepio quickly tells him that this N1-NX unit’s self preservation programming is
deeply embedded into his central processors, meaning that he can only release the crucial
intelligence that he has gained on the first order, once he arrives back on the resistance
base.
Poe is still stunned by this behavior saying, “refused?
He’s a droid, just get it out of him!”, before suggesting that they remove the data
from his head manually.
The commando droid quickly snaps his metal head towards Poe, angrily responding “Just
try it human, see what happens”.
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top droids, does he crack your top 10?
Poe then pulls C-3PO aside and tells him he hates the mission and the droid, telling him
to get the thing back aboard the ship to return to the Resistance base.
The commando droid somehow overhears this and responds to Poe, saying “thing?
I have a name you know!
I am Nunzix”.
Unfortunately, as the crew are about to leave the hive of scum and villainy, Terex lands
on the lawless planet, deeply worrying Nunzix.
Poe tries to calm the commando droid spy down, but informs him that he will have to ride
inside the Vacuum chambers on his X-wing, facing in the cold, dark void of space.
As Poe, Nunzix and Threepio escape into hyperspace they each struggle to understand how Terex,
the first order intelligence officer managed to track them to the lawless world.
How did he know that they would be there?
Poe eventually becomes so suspicious that he pulls the ship hastily out of hyperspace,
refusing to take the Commando droid back to the resistance base without knowing the full
story.
Threepio then awakens the commando droid from its forced power down, and immediately upon
his awakening, he sarcastically asks “and what exactly is this supposed to be?”.
Poe then explains to the commando that he won’t be bringing him back to the resistance
base until he can figure out what his true intentions are.
Unfortunately, moments later, a large fleet led by Terex rapidly emerges from hyperspace,
putting Poe and his crew of droids in grave danger once again.
Eventually, his X-Wing is hit, and suffers horrific damage, sending it plummeting down
towards the desert world below.
The Orange and Black X-Wing harshly grinds against the rocky surface of the desert planet,
until coming to a screeching stop, with thick white smoke filling the air around them.
Poe and the droids are very lucky to be alive.
Threepio, Poe and Bb8 are unharmed from the turbulent crash landing, but Nunzix unfortunately
lost his right arm on impact.
The group eventually leave Nunzix deep inside of an earby cave, alone, and he coldy calls
Poe a piece of meat, sayin “ I hope you’ve got a plan here, meat.
They aren’t going to stop just because we’ve found a cave”.
Poe then responds saying we’ll go deeper, but the commando hilariously retorts, saying
Deeper?
That’s not a plan, that’s a direction”.
How can you not love this commando Clankah.
Eventually, Terex discovers the location of Nunzix, causing Poe and the others to rush
back to his location to save the lonely commando droid.
When they arrive, BB-8 grapples himself to the top of the cave, but is swiftly shot out
of the air, to the absolute horror of Poe.
While Threepio is being threatened by Terex, Poe begs Nunzix to fight, saying “You’re
a commando droid aren’t you?
There must be some combat programming in there somewhere?”.
Nunzix sharply responds, saying “if there is it, is overruled by the self preservation
software installed in me.
I’m not putting myself at risk”.
This selfish response makes Poe absolutely furious, wondering if he won’t fight, won’t
release the data, or do anything, why he is keeping him around.
The commando then sarcastically responds to Poe, saying “Easy, meat!
If nothing else, firing your blaster will give our position to Terex”.
With BB-8 and C-3PO now captured, Poe is incredibly distressed at how this mission has gone so
horribly wrong, and why he of all people is stuck with a sarcastic, snippy commando droid
spy.
While this is happening, Poe’s black squadron arrives at his distant location, and Nunzix
prepares to enter combat for the first time since the Clone Wars, against Terex’s men.
He is very reluctant to enter combat, and even tells Poe that he’ll just surrender
once Poe dies.
Poe is definitely not pleased with this, but Nunzix reponds, telling him that it’s nothing
Personal Poe, just programming.
Poe then reports to his Black squadron that he’s with a useless commando droid who won’t
fight, to which he makes fun of Poe, saying Great Leadership meat, very inspiring!
Snap Wexley however, sends a personality template down to Poe, which he inserts inside of the
Commando droid, absolutely disgusting Nunzix.
Amazingly, this the template given to Nunzix is of the most murderous and destructive b1
battle droid ever created…
Mister Bones.
If you want me to cover the full story of Mister Bones, let me know down below, because
it truly is an awesome story!
Nunzix excitedly exclaims “My name is mister bones”, before leaping down towards Terex’s
band of scoundrels, allowing the violence and the rage to flow through his circuitry.
Nunzix begins singing in a psychotic rage as he murders every single scoundrel in the
area, enjoying the feeling of blood spraying his metallic body.
Poe is absolutely shocked by the murderous rampage, but accepts it as his only way to
survive.
After Numzix has shredded through all of Terex’s men, he screams to the sky “goodbye new
friends, I enjoyed getting to know you!”.
Sadly, moments later, Terex himself arrives on scene, brutally filling Numzix with a flurry
of blaster fire, destroying his internal circuitry and taking his shiny metal head off.
While Numzix is tragically disintegrating, Poe arrives to defend his fallen droid brother,
but unfortunately has a blade thrown directly into his shoulder, debilitating him.
Luckily, BB8 is able to come to the rescue, shocking Tyrex, allowing a swift escape with
the Black Squadron.
Unfortunately, the body of Numzix was never recovered, and left stranded on the desert
planet for the rest of time.
So that is the story of the Commando droid who became a covert rebel spy.
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