What's up top 10 fam hope you’re having an awesome day, Im your host Ayman Hasan and
welcome back to another video.
Now i had no idea what an elf on a shelf was cus i dont celebrate christmas but thankfully
the whole office explained it to me so thanks guys.
I dont see anything particularly ominous about these elves on shelves but i mean some of
them look bloody creepy.
So lets find out more, these are the Top 10 Scary Elf On A Shelf Stories.
Starting us off with number 10 is Pennywise the Elf.
Now elves i can definitely do, but not when they look like the clown of my literal nightmares
and lucid dreams which is exactly what this one is.
Like this elf is straight up sitting on this fireplace with a face that could kill.
I dont even know if thats pennywise trying to smile but inherently looking creepy or
what but im royally screwed up about it.
The parents that put this one up didnt just want their kids they wanted their kids to
straight up be terrified of them, of santa claus, of being bad, they wanted their kids
to regret every single bad thing they ever did.
Who even made this?
Where dyu even get an elf like that.
This elf has eaten other kids and is going to eat the kids of whichever house its in
now so dont say i didnt freakin warn you.
Coming in at number 9 are The Three.
What the hell is going on in this gif?
We have three elves all with white glazed over eyes and theyre out here just chopping
up two other elves.
I feel like the middle female elf is in charge of whats happening, shes got stitches going
across her forehead, she has these creepy pointy teeth and you can see blood in her
mouth so clearly shes not only a scary elf shes a cannibalistic one.
And what do i always say?
Dont trust people who eat their own kind.
And why are theye killing these poor elves and its gory too.
The one on the right looks like a baby elf liks its so small and theyve proper gutted
it, intestines out and everything.
The one on the left is getting his arm chopped off so lets just say im very glad im not either
of those people.
At number 8 we have The Zombie Elf. i dont know who would think of an elf and be like
oh yknow what hes most likely a zombie brb while i fix him up.
Like i dont see the link between both at all unless the person happened to be watching
the walking dead at the same time and got inspired.
Thats the only logical explanation for all this.
This elfs head is peeling off, his eyes are yellow and red, hes got pointed teeth with
his jaw exposed cus its either been eaten off by another zombie elf or he got hungry
and ate it off himself.
But the worst part is that his ribs are exposed cus his skin has melted off and oh his intestines
are coming out too.
Im so confused is this a christmas thing or a halloween thing?
Like someone please tell me LOL.
Filling our number 7 slot is Family.
Um. i dont think theres a single thing about this photo that doesnt creep me out.
Firstly the elfs eyes are just staring at me a certain way making me feel guilty when
i know i havent done anything, secondly hes sitting so calmly lke hes just hatched an
evil plan to kill me and looking at me is just putting him at peace.
Thats just him alone.
Now we can get onto the 5 picture frames all of varying sizes of this elf.
Like what did you do with the rest of my family?
And why are all the pictures like those preteen photoshoots that girls do with their friends.
If i got home and saw this i would 100% know that this elf has caused harm and will cause
harm again.
Now at number 6 is Mr. Sparkles.
What the hell is this?
I dont even know what creature this is, but it does have fantastic bone structure i will
give it that.
Those cheekbones are sharper than the knife some of my friends have used to stab me in
the back.
I love my jokes LOL.
Mr Sparkles was marketed as an alternative elf for your shelf and i feel like we have
different definitions of alternative.
It looks like Sparkles face has melted, his nose is fully not there i dont know where
it is i wasnt able to locate it for this video im sorry about that guys.
His smile is also melting off so theres that, he looks like he wants to kill himself and
that he did but his maker was like nah you aint getting off that easy.
imm a sculpt you back together.
No one is buying this.
Coming in at number 5 is Mum Of The Year.
Around 2 christmases ago Brittany Mease admitted shes that over the top christmas perfect mum.
Her family elf is called elfis and so one day when her kids werent looking Brittany
tried to move the elf but they came back into the room too early so she shoved Elfis into
the oven thinking she’d move him later.
Completely forgetting Elfis in there for a few days she went on to cook something for
the kids and turned on the oven.
You can imagine what happened next.
Elfis got burnt and mangled to a level no elf should be,.
His head was almost sinking into himself.
(insert pic http://tiny.cc/or9rhz and http://tiny.cc/5s9rhz) His feet were melted, his neck was melted
it was truly a tragedy.
When looking at this shitshow one of her kids started hysterically crying, one started screaming,
one started bugging Brittany to call Santa so he could save Elfis and the other kid was
glad the snitch was dead.
Which kid would you be in this situation?
Id 100% be the last.
At number 4 is The Serial Killer Elf. now there are many things an elf should be, cute,
willing to make and distribute presents, be a sweet friend and a shoulder to cry on if
need be, but the one thing that they definitely should not be are serial killers.
And thats exactly what this one is.
(insert pic http://tiny.cc/vx9rhz) Hes literally wearing the hannibal mask and i'm like dude
just eat me now and save me the horror honestly.
The elfs got blood on his gloves, on his shirt, on his face, seeping out his hair like did
he just eat one elf or did he devour the whole population?
And can you just stop for a second and imagine the effort that went into making this elf
sized hannibal mask just for this elf on a shelf?
Like these parents went to a great deal of effort to be bizarre.
Filling our number 3 slot is Redrum.
I always saw people getting redrum tattoos and writing it everywhere when i was growing
up and it took me so long to figure out that it said murder backwards and i was like wow
so edgy and hipster guys.
But this elf on a shelf is the furthest thing from hipster and is actually the closest thing
to haunting you in your sleep.
(insert pic http://tiny.cc/ad7rhz) Its literally sitting in the bathroom not even on a shelf,
and is holding a bloody knife.
And if it was a blunt knife i wouldve been a lot more okay with it but its freakin serrated.
You already know that shit will cut deep like itll cut you the way you cut a piece of lamb
and you can see the muscle fibres tearing.
Yeah thats gonna be you.
Congrats, merry christmas.
Above the elf and weapon is the word redrum written in what looks to be blood.
Like whos blood is that mate?
Is it of the parents that bought you and put you there?
Is it of the kids doing drugs in that bathroom like who did you kill?
Now at number 2 is Billy the Puppet.
Now if youve seen any of the Saw movies then you how gruesome they are and you also know
the feeling of wanting to take billy the puppet and ripping him a new one.
Ive never wanted to kill a puppet more than ive wanted to kill that one so you already
know whats going on.
This elf isnt even on a shelf its on the toilet roll dispenser in someones house and its wearing
the mask of billy the puppet.
(insert pic http://tiny.cc/0r6rhz) and its not even bloody toilet paper on the dispenser
its duct tape, yknow the kind a serial killer puts on your mouth before he tortures you
for information you dont even have.
Yeah that kind.
And the cherry on top is the sign next to the elf that says i want to play a game.
Like imagine these kids just looking forward to christmas and trying to have a jolly december
but they cant because their parents are freaks and want them to shit themselves out of fear
not need every time they go to the bathroom.
What does that even imply?
Like if i was naughty this year youre gonna cut my arm off?
Like what do i take from this.
And finally at number 1 is The Monster Elf. bruhhhhhhh what the HELL is this?!
It was being sold as a horror demon evil elf on the shelf and i was like say no more im
not purchasing this.
(insert pic http://tiny.cc/im7rhz) If i saw this in my house i would actually move house.
I feel like this isnt even something parents would buy this is something that would just
end up in your house on its own accord.
But to its credit i feel like thats what actual elves
look like, they dont look like the cute small human versions we usually see, the reality
is in fact that creepy.
I just hate the full black eyes and the lines going through its eyes and mouth.
That was a design feature they really didnt need to add in.
If that was in my room i know it would give me nightmares, how can it not looking like
that?
Thats the kinda doll that either possesses you or kills your whole family.
Theres no in between.
And for the full frontal view
And thats it for todays video guys!
I didnt realise elves on shelves could be this creepy, i dont think ive ever been to
a friends house who’s had one and in retrospect i think that twas a blessing in disguise.
Lemme know if you have an elf on a shelf in your house and as always im your host Ayman
Hasan and ill catch you in the next one.
Byeee.