- Stroopwafel?
- Ahhh!
Ahhh!
- Did I say that right?
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- [Phone] Stroopwafel.
- Stroopwafel. - Ah, stroopwafel.
- Stroopwafel. - Wafel.
- I feel like they're certainly Belgian
or Dutch or something. - Yeah.
- Have you had one before? - No.
- They are so dense.
- I was not expecting you to say dense.
- No, no, they're so heavy.
It's because they're like really compacted with caramel,
they're fab but one'll do ya.
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Oh shit, that literally was terrible.
- This does not bode well.
- Man, I used to live off of these in
Vienna, not gonna lie. - Oh, maple.
- Maple, is the flavour
which is good. - Maple.
- Maple. - Like, they're really,
really heavy.
- Yeah.
- Look, feel the weight of that.
- Oh, yeah.
- They smell lovely. - Hm.
- Oh, really nice. - Ah!
- It smells like an old person's house.
- I'm licking it, hmm.
- He really is. - Hmm.
- He is going to town on that.
- Love it.
- Oh, I love 'em, I love them.
- Big fan.
- You bite into it like, heavy toast.
- Yeah.
- I love 'em. - They're really good.
- I love them.
- I generally prefer when I don't like something,
'cause it's so much easier to bash,
then to praise, I find.
I thinks that's the inherent part of being Irish.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I can put down something so much easier
than I can praise it.
- Its like, tasty dust. (Ciara chuckles)
- Sweet tasting. - I feel like a young and old
would enjoy this.
- There's five of them there, okay.
- Yeah, hm hm.
- Holy shit,
they're big motherfuckers. - Wow.
Wow, you just killed everyone wearing headphones.
- Sorry, sorry.
- And then the mean man dropped the stroopwafels,
and my eardrums burst. (giggles)
- I just, I don't know what other flavours
they're gonna have.
- (gasps) - Marijuana?
- Speculoos? Is there a speculoos flavour? No?
- This is what's in Batman's armor.
- Ah.
- Stroopwafels.
I'm not the one wearing hockey pads. (chuckles)
I'm wearing waffles.
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- Ah!
Okay.
- I loved that little yelp of excitement.
"Ah!" - "Ah," oh.
(laughing)
- Aw, that sounds better.
- That looks good.
- Me likey.
- Stroopwafel with chocolate, yay!
- Chocolate caramel. - Yay, even better.
- Soft toasted chocolate waffles filled
with caramel, cinnamon, and real bourbon vanilla?!
- This is really good.
Like I'm, I'm happy?
I don't remember what it's like
to be like that on the channel?
- I really like how commit...
You're just straight in with the bite.
- Yeah, I wanna try it. - No messing around.
- That's what we're here to do.
- I know but like, straight in, no kissing.
- Hm. - No it's not,
I thought I would like it
and then as I started to chew I was like,
"No, it's not as nice as the other one."
- Not as good as the other one.
- No. - Don't mess
with perfection, people. - Yeah.
- This is, this is sad. (chuckles)
- It is a bit sad, isn't it?
- It's because it tastes like peat,
you know the thing you put in fire?
- Oh, I thought you meant a person called Pete, from,
you mean P-E-A-T?
- Yeah, peat. - Ah right.
- It tastes like a treat for really repressed people.
You know what I mean? - Yeah.
- It's like, give yourselves some joy,
you could make it better for yourself.
- Hm. - You deserve it,
I feel like this stroopwafels
have self-love issues.
- So you get us, you start us here,
and then bring us down crashing.
- It's gotta be grand,
like a small one would be good with a cup of coffee.
- Is this a biscuit?
- It's a stroopwafel.
- Comment if you think this is a big biscuit.
- [Producer] It is referred to as a 'wafer cookie'
so I guess it technically could be a biscuit.
- Hear that? A wafer cookie.
- It's a stroopwafel, it's its own thing.
- I'd love to throw this at someone,
because I feel like you could knock a bitch out.
Like, they're so heavy.
- Um, I think there's help groups for people like you.
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- [Producer] What up, bitches?
- Woo! - Oh!
- Ah! - Ah!
- Caramel! That's what we were thinking,
sorry if I was shouting in your ear there.
- Another brown goop, hooray.
- Brown goop, yes.
- Didn't we already have this one?
- No, we had maple.
- Oh sorry.
- And the last one was chocolate caramel.
- Oh and then this is just. - This is just
caramel, yeah. - Caramel?
Man, these TRY videos are getting really,
really complicated.
(laughing)
Need to be on the ball to watch us, lemme tell ya.
- Well, waffle we waiting for?
(chuckles)
- Sorry.
- (screams)
(laughing)
- Have you done the warm it up on your cup thing?
Where you put it on top?
You see, it says that you can warm it up on your cup.
- We have to do this, how long does it take?
- This is the most boring microwave I've ever seen.
- Hm.
- Ugh you're breathing into my mouth.
- Oh, yeah. - Oh god.
- Breath in my mouth, oh that was a bad idea.
- Sorry, that wasn't great.
- That's very disappointing.
- Yeah.
- Like this is what it's meant to taste like,
I just don't like what it's meant to taste like.
- Ah, it's better than the last one I think.
- It was better than the last one.
- Yeah. - Not as good as the maple.
- No.
- No, way to go Canada, you win this round.
- Hm, see the last one I'd drink with a cup of coffee,
I wouldn't. - Yeah.
- This, there's not enough to this.
- Like they taste like luxury items
from the 1920's. - Yes.
- This could solve the opium epidemic, just saying.
Instead of taking drugs, stroopwafel.
- This might be good as like, an ice cream cone.
- Oh, okay.
- You know-
- A stroop ice cream sandwich.
- That'd be amazing!
- Do it, make it happen. - That would be
good with this.
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- Here she is, Meryl Stroop.
(laughing)
- Honey, honey flavour.
- Oh. - You like honey?
- Who doesn't like honey?
- Yeah, it's just like caramel.
(laughing)
- God almighty.
- Maple, honey, caramel, it's all the same thing.
It all tastes, sweet and syrupy.
- It's also saving the design team a lot of effort,
because they just take the photo of the one.
- It's just the same one.
- Just the same one every time.
- Amp the brightness up on them or something.
- Oh man, they're so heavy.
- They're so heavy. - They're so heavy.
- They're so heavy.
And my stomach is hurting,
I'm actually like, stuck to the chair,
I've been eating so much stroopwafels.
- It's like...
- It smells amazing.
It tastes amazing.
This is great, I'm having a great time, everybody.
- Well, it's a bit bland.
- It's a nicer sweetness than the last one I think.
- Yeah, yeah, it's slightly nicer.
- They're not bad, but they're just not great.
- I wouldn't be excited if someone handed me one
of these, I'd be like, "Oh," you know, like?
- You know, cause when I think of the Netherlands,
I think like, pretty liberal, pretty diverse.
- They're loose.
- Pretty exciting. - They are
a loose nation.
- So why are their deserts that of people in their eighties?
- When I think about it, when you buy these in a shop,
don't ya just get one?
- Yeah.
- So like, you're making us eat,
how many? - So many, five?
- Five of these motherfuckers.
- [Producer] Well, I mean you don't have to eat the whole thing.
- Yes we do!
- [Producer] Sorry, the whole, the whole half.
- Yes we do!
- The maple one was so good.
- It was so nice, like genuinely really, really nice,
compared to the rest of these.
- Like once you've had one, you've had them all.
- It is like eating a little bee's house,
which is sad.
So I don't wanna eat anymore.
Keep your house bee.
Keep your house.
Oh no.
- I feel like it's like, you know on Bake Off,
like Great British Bake Off,
where they have like, they make a house or something?
And they'll use mainly this as like walls,
it'd be like a structural support.
Like a necessity rather than an actual ingredient.
Be like, 'Oh, you've made the walls out of stroopwafels"
and it's like "Oh, well it's held the structural integrity
but it's not particularly flavourful."
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- Fuck, Jesus.
- Mini!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Mini stroopwafels! - Mini stroopwafels!
- See, why couldn't they all have been mini?
- We were just talking about how we want them to be small.
- To be small and wee and mini.
- Oh! - Ah!
Okay mini ones - Oh,
but they're the same flavour we've already tasted.
- Are they?
- Well at least they're smaller.
- Fine. - You see if these were,
if these were maple minis,
I would be like, "Get in my belly."
- I can't open it, I'm too weak.
I've just been eating sugar for the past few days.
- Would this be a good breakfast cereal?
I think it might be, if you'd a bit of milk on it.
- Yeah.
- I actually think it would be a good.
- Yeah, for sure.
- I imagine this is just a bougie Cookie Crisp?
- Aw, they're kinda cute, aw.
- I actually think this is gonna be better.
This is a more reasonable size, first of all.
- Definitely, considering how full they are,
like I'm so full.
- All right heads or tails? Heads or tails audience?
Comment now. Heads or tails?
Three, two, one. - Pause!
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It, I dunno, s-sorry.
- Do you remember that ad years ago for Jaffa Cakes?
It's like...
- Oh yeah. - Full moon.
- That's the first thing I thought of, yeah.
- Half moon.
Total eclipse. (laughing)
- Hm, they're exactly the same.
- You know what they taste like?
Smaller versions of the other one.
(snickering)
Do you get that?
- I can't even eat another mini one,
they're so fucking, they're so much.
- If I was a Dutch kid
and I got these going to school,
I'd be looking for a swap at lunchtime.
- Although, they're good little ninja stars.
- Ugh.
Did you just throw,
did you just throw a Strop, a stroopwafel?
A mini stroopwafel at, Jesus!
- Ah! - Okay.
- Ah, there's a coup!
- Are we gonna get a load of comments being like,
"Oh yeah, you should have put them on coffee,"
or something like that?
The smaller ones go over like, shot glasses,
or like you know espressos?
Like really tiny coffees?
- This is a stroopwafel smile,
but I'm afraid I'm gonna give it a stroopwafel frown.
- I wish they were all mini,
because I ate way too much.
- These aren't mini enough. - No.
- They need to be, they need to be like, bite-size.
They're too much, it's so much.
- It's so much, it's a lot,
it's kinda like Dermot, you just, little bites.
- Exactly. - Little bites.
- This is way too...
- Little bites, just a little bit, just tone it down, hm.
- Yeah.
- I feel like I need a nap. - Ah yeah.
- Yeah, maple was lovely.
- Hm, maple was very, very good.
I think, some of them,
like the chocolate one would be nice
with coffee, I think. - Yeah.
- The rest of them are kinda like,
why do you have so many slight variations of the same thing?
- Yeah we ate too much. - Yeah.
- And now I wanna die.
- If we could've, if we could've spaced out
the shooting of this video over say a period of months.
- Yeah.
- Where we try it, a bite of a stroopwafel a month.
- Once every two weeks.
- We'd be like, stroopwafel is the best thing
in the world. - Yeah.
- We just ate five stroopwafels.
- It's too much. - It's too much.
- That's, that's your annual allowance, five stroopwafels
and we had it in one sitting.
- We had it in one sitting, like so.
- Not nice.
- Like I've never seen a product that was so obviously
target marketed at nursing homes.
But I want the elderly to go with a bang,
not with a fucking stroopwafel.
- True.
- Like imagine that was your last meal?
- Oh my god.
- Oh, shoot my dick off.
- [Producer] I suppose if you did shoot your dick off
you would go out with a bang.
- That's very true. - That's true.
- Hey guys, if you enjoyed us stroop-waffling on,
Ciara's gonna point where you can subscribe
and see us do it more. - I dunno where to point!
I think it's here?
- Oh god. Oh god.
There.
Sorry 'bout that.