- Hey! - "Wheel Of Fortune."
This guy is so stupid. It's Count Rushmore.
You know, you should really go on this show.
Alright, listen, I got three tickets to the Rangers tonight.
- What do you say? - I say, "I am there!"
Cool, oh, is Ross going too?
- No. Janice. - Janice?
'Cause I just, I feel bad for Ross, you know?
We-we always go together.
We're like the three hockey-teers, you know.
You know, I may be way out on a limb here
but do you, do you have a problem with Janice?
No!
Yes.
God, how do I say this?
Uh..
Oh...hi.
You know that girl from the Greek restaurant with the hair?
Ooh, that girl that I hate? Urgh, she drives me crazy.
Ew, oh.
Look, I don't hate Janice.
She-she's just a lot to take, you know?
Well, there you go.
Oh, hey, come on, man. Don't look at me like that.
She used to drive you nuts before too, remember?
Yeah, well, I'm crazy about her now.
I think this could be the real thing.
Capital R, capital T!
Don't worry, those are the right letters.
Look...what do you want me to say?
I want you to say that you like her.
I can't. It's like this chemical thing.
You know, every time she starts laughing
I just want to..
...pull my arm off, just so I have something to throw at her.
Thanks for trying.
Oh, and by the way, there is no Count Rushmore.
Yeah, then-then who's the guy that painted the faces
on the mountain?