I like to swim naked, too!
Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!
How Jaws Should Have Ended
Okay, what do you need to kill this shark?
$10,000.
200 a day whether I catch 'em or not.
You got it.
Get the mayor off my back so I don't have any more of this zoning crap.
No problem. Anything else?
A case of apricot brandy.
No, two cases.
How about four?
And a color TV.
Deal.
And free cable.
No problem.
And a- and a Rolls Royce.
Oh my gosh, are you two serious?
What's the matter city boy? Haven't you ever caught a shark before?
It isn't gonna be easy like going down to the pond
Chasing blue gills and Tommy cods.
You gotta be quick.
You gotta be smart!
This is like nothing any normal person can do in their entire lifetime.
It's a deal.
Here fishy, fishy, fishy, fishhhhhyyyy!
Hahaha!!
What?!
Come on!
I could've done that!
Yeah but you didn't, did ya?
I even brought poison with me!
Ah, you would have drop dead in the ocean with those city hands.
Ehh, this is ridiculous.
Well what did you think I was gonna do?
Tear up my boat with a couple people I just met and risk my life over some monster beast?
Haha, forget that!
I wanna get paid!
It's over, let's tie this shark up and go home.
Ehhh... I'm so done with this.
Ehh Ohh ehhh Oh. I killed the shark with poison.
What ya gonna say about that in my Rolls Royce?
So you're done with sharks for good?
Yep.
But what if there's another giant shark that attacks people?
I said, I'm done with this.
But what if it attacks Sea World?
EHHHH!! No!
What about killer piranhas?
Maybe..