If you've ever wondered why Disney tales all end in lies
Here's what happened after all their dreams came true
Was gonna be a mighty king Mufasa's famous heir
ZAZU: Well your little mane's been lion tamed By beasts who don't fight fair
I've turned into the main event For soldiers big and small
And now I dread my severed head Might end up on your wall
HUNTER: Let me help this African economy
Oh my species is going extinct
Everywhere you look, death
Taking shots at my pride Thanks for that petition
To stop a straight up genocide HUNTER: Scope set
Rafiki's brains are not a cure for AIDS
Now ebonies need ivory for pay
I don't think Hamlet ended up this way
Oh my species is going extinct
Oh my species is go
Every time I fly to town
I grow up when I come down
Now I've been stuck at age sixteen
For eighty years of puberty In unforgiving tights
He's upright, he's upright, he's upright
TIGER LILY: We're following his leader
His leader His leader
We're following his leader Wherever he may bone
Tee dum, Tee dee My teedle-dee's out to play
It's one for all MERMAID: The mermaids are wet for days
TIGER LILY: This engine's revved PIRATE: There's only one booty for me
Just a teedle ee rump A teedle ee hump tee day
Think of the fappiest thoughts
WENDY: I'm a happy little thot
Wendy is my special gal
MERMAID: She's like 90
WENDY: I'm down The dentures never bite
He's upright, he's upright, he's upright
PIRATE: Hope he's bi
He's upright
Save my soul
Herc was on a roll
Now every god and goddess here is begging to atone
Replaced by intelligent design
The new guy's rolling by and turning water into wine
The Roman's are chanting Christo, Christo
He's a godsend Bigger than Nero
Out with the old in with the Jew
Hero to Christo
God's honest truth
Hero to Christo
JESUS: Hey Herc, you're screwed
The Jesus freak is super weak
JESUS: I'm so devine
JESUS: You see I came inside a virgin's bod
So have I
I threw him in the Colosseum
A lion a la carte
Three days went by he zombified
And rose up in search of hearts
I'm a prisoner of war
ISIS blew up my city
They're throwing me off a building
Cause they think that I like guys A holy war
An old fantastical point of view
Carpet was burned alive
Streamed nation wide
I can't go back to where I used to thieve
Every turn suicide
A hundred thousand children plead
The toppling of Agrabah With Sharia Law
Stop this holy war before we're through JASMINE: A holy war
Unholy war JASMINE: That's where we'll be
Just refugees JASMINE: Send helping hands
Instead of bans For you and me
The lions are gone
Hair on my junk
Jesus is a hunk
Screw Trump