-GRAPEFRUIT RULES!
All right, Happy Wheels fans.
Welcome to the greatest of all Let's Play videos
with yours truly, the greatest grapefruit of all time--
some would say the greatest grapefruit of all time--
me. Oh yeah.
All right, let's get to it. As you can see,
I'm looking for Annoying Orange themed levels
and, oh, there's one where we get to kill Orange.
Don't mind if I do. "Push to kill him."
And... [explosion] Oh! Oh, no!
Pear exploded! Marshmallow, get over here!
Look out for the knife!
Oh, I-I-I forgot. Knives don't hurt grapefruits
because I've been working out,
so they just go right through me with no consequences whatsoever.
So let's just jump over this dead banana guy,
and, uh... okay. Hey Watermelon, what's going on?
[explosion] Oh no! Watermelon exploded!
I got to save Watermelon's baby.
Come here, Watermelon's baby, I'll save you--
[weeps]: Oh! No!
Midget Apple, let's get out--
Oh, Midget Apple's dead too!
The horror! The horror!
GRAPEFRUIT RULES!
Oh, here's a level with Orange saying his famous
"Hey, hey, Knife" phrase.
Isn't that just glorious?
Okay, let's get going.
It's a little bumpy here at the start and--
a bunch of oranges trying to crush me, but...
I'm okay. And hey, there's Marshmallow!
What's Marshmallow saying?
"You can't scream if you're dead."
When did Marshy get so macabre?
Oh! That's how he got so macabre.
Marshmallow stabbed me in the face with a spear!
GRAPEFRUIT FAILS!
All right, let's try this again.
Guaranteed victory this time.
This time, no problems whatsoever.
Gonna go over the bumps,
avoid Oranges trying to squash
Grapefruit's awesome bicycling skills,
and just jump right over second Marsh--
[stammers] That was-- that was my face, Marshmallow.
GRAPEFRUIT FAILS!
All right. This one's automatic victory.
No-- okay. That one hurt.
[stammers] You crushed my son, Timmy.
Really didn't appreciate that.
FAILS!
Automatic victory this time. Goin' over the bumps,
avoiding the giant Oranges
trying to do their best Squash impersonations,
passing Marshmallow #1,
and easily passing Marshmallow #2--
[body splattering]
Oh, my body's flying through the netherworld.
FAILS!
All right, back from the netherworld,
and this time is a guaranteed level-finishing victory.
All right, over the bumps,
avoiding the dropping Oranges--
that smile on his face--
and we're just gonna slow down here.
Slow down, slow down, slow down.
Back it up, look for the spinning level,
and a-one and a-two and a-- Let's do it, Timmy.
You ready? Let's do it!
You and me, buddy! [dad groans]
Oh, we made it. We made it.
And, uh, I need to flip up here and--
oh, oh! I made it! See ya later!
[triumphant music, chuckles] Victory.
Flawless victory is Grapefruit's.
Ho-ho-ho, yeah!
GRAPEFRUIT RULES!
All right, this level looks like it takes place
in the kitchen, you know?
The place where I am the most popular fruit here
and everyone loves me.
Okay, there's Orange saying,
"Hey, hey, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy.
Hey, Timmy."
Okay, Timmy is the kid on my bicycle here with me.
Let's go for a ride, Timmy.
What do we, uh, what do we have here in this glorious kitchen?
Well, it's a stove, and apparently in this kitchen,
fire acts like rubber on the stove.
That's just Happy Wheels for you.
And, of course, I'm here to save you, Midget Apple.
Don't hit you? I wouldn't hit you.
I would never hit you. I'm your buddy, Grapefruit
just trying to flip off his face and save the day here,
so let's bounce off the fire one more time,
and jump over, and here we go.
I saved him-- screw me?
What? Screw you!
Okay, just get outta my way, little buddy.
It's time to-- time to beat the game.
So I'm bouncing around with your rubber fire
and your rubber actions, okay?
Uh... you know, these wheels aren't very happy
and neither am I, so here we go.
Okay, just bounce it all the way back.
Clearly I don't-- this game's on expert,
and Midget Apple's using a cheat code.
He just hit me in the face.
All right, get rid of Timmy; don't need him.
Get over Midget Apple's face.
Gonna totally get over his face.
Okay, just kick him over fire. Who needs that?
Let's go. All right.
Jump over the fire.
Pass Midget Apple.
The game is over. Only a knife could kill me--
Oh, n-- [splat!]
Why Knife?!
GRAPEFRUIT FAILS!
Guaranteed victory comin' up
because Grapefruit is the greatest player of all time
when it comes to Happy Wheels.
Look at that. Uhp! Okay, maybe--
maybe not.
FAILS!
And a-one and a-two and a--
here we go. Automatic-- oh, God! No!
Ti-Timmy! Oh, Timmy, I'm sorry!
-(dad) Oh God! -Me, I'm sorry!
FAILS!
All right, this time's guaranteed victory.
No-- okay! All right, that hurt!
Blood everywhere! Oh!
There's just-- there's just too much blood.
He's still going for it, though.
Maybe I can win. Maybe I can win.
Bloody Grapefruit-- okay.
That's my spleen flying through the air.
Okay.
FAILS!
And this time is a guaranteed flawless victory
like every other time before it. When I screw up,
it is merely a programming error in the game.
All right, bounce off the fire, kick Midget Apple back,
make sure you fall on your face a few times--
these are all just, you know, for fun.
And, uh, these are all just tricks I do for fun like I said.
And we just speed on by and beat the game
because I am the best player at Happy Wheels
that have ever lived, and everybody knows it!
All right, kids, thanks for watching this video,
and subscribe to the Annoying Orange channel.
You'll see some Let's Play videos,
and let me know which game you want to see me play next.
I am the greatest grapefruit of all time,
and I'll see ya next time, kids. Oh-ho-ho, yeah!
GRAPEFRUIT RULES!
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