- Why do you assume only other races like fried chicken?
I love fried chicken.
It should be a white person stereotype, because of me.
(upbeat music)
- Why do we make it so we only have pumpkin in the fall?
I want pumpkin all the time!
- Why can't most white people dance?
- Seriously, like is it genetic or something?
Do we have like stiff hips, or two left feet?
- I can dance.
- Why do you get so annoyed when other don't speak English?
- English is hard. We have silent K's!
- Why do we get so excited to brag on Instagram
that we went to this really cool
authentic cultural festival,
even though we went with all of our white friends.
- Why do white people spray tan until they turn orange?
- Can't you just be comfortable in your own body?
- I'm just saying. It's not tan. It's orange.
- Why do you think that since you've seen
five seasons of The Wire you're a cultural expert?
- Why do you believe everything you see on T.V.
when it comes to other races?
- Why do we get upset when a T.V. show becomes diverse,
even though diverse usually just means
two to three people of color.
- Why do you assume movies with white stars
are automatically more relatable than movies
with people of color?
- People of color have had to relate to white characters
for all of cinematic history.
- Why is Viola Davis the first black woman
to win an Emmy for best actress?
- Why aren't we complaining that the Oscars
and other awards shows are like, all white?
- It's just like white people congratulating
other white people on being white.
- Everybody should be represented.
- Why don't we know the difference
between appropriation and appreciation?
- Why can't we figure out how to make our own pop culture?
Our own slang?
Our own cool clothes?
Instead of stealing other people's cool clothes
and then saying that they are our cool clothes.
- Why are white people obsessed with Wes Anderson?
- Why would you ever say "thug life?"
It's a bad life.
- What do you have against seasoning and spiciness?
Didn't Christopher Columbus discover America
looking for spices?
- Why are casseroles our thing?
- Why do you try to avoid confrontation at all costs?
- Why is it crazy that I'm white
and I have a big butt?
- Why did you make such a big deal
when somebody doesn't wanna hike?
- Why do you keep talking about reverse racism?
That is not a thing.
- We are the people in power.
- Racism is about oppression.
Sorry, white people have not be oppressed.
- Why are you too afraid to speak up
when someone says something racist?
- Why do we think that having one friend of color
means that nothing we say or do
could possibly ever be racist?
- Why does being half white automatically
make my commentary on white culture only half true?
I am just as much white as I am Mexican.
- Why do you believe that Black Lives Matter,
means that your life doesn't matter?
- Every life matters.
It's just that one has a harder time living.
- Why do you get offended when you see
a table full of black people,
but not when you see a lunchroom full of white people?
- Why do you always ask to have a white people club?
- You already do.
It's the student union.
It's primarily white.
They have a black student union
because you don't represent them well.
- Why do you see the success of people of color
as a threat to you?
- You know that a two minute video about whiteness
isn't reverse racism, right?
Two minutes about whiteness,
hundreds of years of systemic oppression.
Yeah, I think we can deal with this.
- Why are we upset about immigrants,
when we were the first immigrants.
And we were white people
running away from other white people.
That kind of shows you how bad white people can be.