(Cameraman laughs)
- [Woman] Lola?
No no this way.
- [Cameraman] Hey.
(laughs) That's great.
Can I get the stick?
Is that a good stick?
Got a good stick?
Yeah.
(chill music)
- [Marco] Welcome to Cavemail Episode 10.
Can't do meme zooms.
Yeah, dun dun dun.
- Dun dun dun.
(victorious music)
- Hi.
- [Marco] It's, it's--
- Tom.
- [Marco] It's the guy and he's there.
There he is, the slave trade is alive and well
in most of the world.
(people laughing)
It's a bad time.
This shouldn't be in this video.
- [Cameraman] Boy if you don't get
your long palm tree neckass
back old big ol' slurpee straw neckass.
(guitar riff)
- [Marco] Squanch, squanch.
("Lemon Boy")
- I'm so excited guys!
It's gonna look so good.
- [Tom] Is it all like one sweepy big shot?
- [Robin] It's one take.
Going to be the (mumbles)
and then there's a transition into night as we go out
and then it's the band doing the dance.
- The dance.
- [Robin] And then we gotta paint.
- [Tom] Paint?
- We're gonna paint on that sheet.
- [Tom] Okay.
- Is that right?
- [Mic] That's perfect.
It's odd.
(laughs)
- [Marco] You've got a squid on your neck.
- (humming)
- [Marco] Right?
- Squidbeard.
- [Marco] Squidbeard.
Let me get a good crunch outta that.
(crunching)
- That's out of focus.
- [Robin] Gotta love the crunch.
- This is my new song.
It's called Eh!
(guitar strumming)
- [Cameraperson] Look at all those brooms.
They're all standing still, all these brooms.
Usually brooms are moving, but now they're
now they're in the same space.
- [Robin] Shout out to Laura
from Etsy for making these pins.
- [Marco] Oh.
- [Robin] I have presents for you.
- [Marco] Is it good a pouch for his head?
- Now Laura from Etsy made these by hand.
- [Marco] I'm loving this consent, Robbie.
Man.
Hell yeah.
(funky music)
(symbol crash)
- Woo!
- [Marco] Do you need a hand?
- [Marco] Somebody's gettin' gassed.
- (coughs) It's quite dense.
(coughs)
- I don't, you just breathed it out.
(coughing)
(funky music)
- What're you doing tonight Marco?
- [Marco] Nothing.
- You wanna come over?
- [Marco] Yeah sure.
- Ahh!
- (laughs)
- Ah!
(funky music)
- [Robin] Righty tighty
lefty loosey.
- You don't know your left and right?
- I do, but, when you're turning things it changes, right?
- Turning it left, and then I have to go right.
- [Robin] Yeah but your hand is turning
in the left direction.
- How's that?
- [Marco] Oh yeah that's--
- [Robin] Is that how it's supposed to be?
- [Marco] That's a high quality drum kit.
- [Robin] Righty tighty, see looks it's tightening
and I'm doing it to the right,
turning it right and it's right.
- [Marco] ♪ To the left, to the left. ♪
- No.
- [Marco] ♪ Everything you own in a box to the left ♪
- [Robin] No, nope.
- Look this is like, y'know those instagrams
where they reach for things.
- [Robin] C'mon babe.
- [Marco] C'mon babe!
Hell yeah.
- [Robin] Ooh, yeah!
- [Marco] Oh yeah, oh bye.
(Robin yelps)
- [Marco] You got a shiver there, bud?
- Yeah.
Boys will be boys.
- [Marco] Uh that's--
(Mic bleets)
- [Marco] Gaaah you shouldn't, no that's--
- Oh I like how you got mismatching shoes, dude.
- [Mic] Oh wow!
- [Marco] He's a literal fashion icon this guy.
I need a Strepsil, can you hold the camera for sec?
- [Robin] Yeah.
(upbeat music)
- [Marco] Do you want some deodorant?
- [Robin] No.
(clicking)
(drums banging)
- Something like that.
- So the last part it goes "dun dun dun"
(calm music)
♪ Friends are more of the savory type ♪
♪ And they weren't too keen on compromising ♪
♪ With a nice lemon pie ♪
- [Man] One, two, three and go!
♪ Lemon boy and me we just gotta get along together ♪
- [Man] Tree!
- [Group] Tree!
♪ The lawn in bad ♪
(victorious music)
- [Audio] Bitch, what the fuck?!
(motor humming)
- [Man 1] Oh no.
- [Mic] You look like so unaware.
- That's good.
- [Man] You need to do a close-up of (mumbles).
- Yeah yeah cut it there.
(crosstalk)
- And have me bite a lemon.
- [Man] Dude, could you do, like, another thing?
- Cause you can keep that down and the trees
all together fit.
- 'Cause that's good up to there.
- I saw it drop to you I'm like,
you see my face?
I was like--
- [Man] I just heard "tree, tree!" and I'm, what?
- [Robin] If you haven't guessed by now
we weren't expecting the tree to fall and I definitely
wasn't expecting it to brush my shoulder and fall
about 10 centimeters away from my skull.
(rewinding)
- You've just been pranked by the Prank Patrol.
- [Man] It's absolute.
- [Robin] So are we gonna use the tree falling?
- Yeah yeah yeah.
- [Robin] Okay.
- Well...
- [Robin] Um.
- [Man] I'd use the tree.
- [Robin] Well I was standing here.
- [Man] So I think we go from
we seem to be to restart here.
We've got from the roots to there
you pick a lemon up and bite it (mumbles).
(laughter)
- [Mic] 'Cause it gets so dark.
- [Robin] Oh my god I can't believe. (laughs)
- [Man] So the problem is that we'll get
away from the roots to you here
then the camera gets in, you pick up the lemon (mumbles).
♪ Bitter boy like him, so I got myself a citrus friend ♪
- [Cameraman] How is your shoulder?
- [Robin] It almost
I'm fine, it didn't actually like
it just like brushed my shoulder.
I almost died there.
- [Cameraman] This is true and a fact and I can
attest to this statement.
- Please, please like this video, c'mon.
- [Cameraman] And support your troops, just--
- Support our troops, like this video.
I think this video deserves at least two--
- [Cameraperson] Just one troop.
- hundred thousand likes.
- [Man] A million.
This is the stuff, this is the stuff.
- [Cameraman] Read, tell us a joke!
- Oh yeah they have jokes on them.
"How does a penguin build it's house?"
- [Cameraman] I dunno, how do they build houses, homes?
- "Igloos it together!"
Dun dun dun!
("Lemon Boy")
- That bit.
(coughing)
Boom boom.
(singing "Lemon Boy")
(guitar pluck)
(funky music)
- [Marco] Aww.
(drums banging)
- [Marco] Yeah boy!
- [Marco] The other guy.
♪ Take me out to the back of the shed ♪
♪ Shoot me in the back of the head ♪
♪ Take me out to the back of the shed ♪
("Lemon Boy")
(drumming)
(laughter)
♪ And I, we're gonna live forever ♪
♪ Like Snufkin and Little My, we'll get around wherever ♪
(clapping)
- [Man] One two three four!
(calm music)
(indistinct chattering)
- (sighs) Troubleshooting.
Running into just a few problems today
but we're working through it and I think it's
gonna be a successful night overall.
- [Marco] I--
- Despite almost getting knocked down by a tree.
- [Marco] Yikes.
If Tahoe was here he would've eaten that tree.
- Tahoe would've saved my life.
- [Marco] He would've eaten that--
- He would've eaten it whole before it hit the ground.
- [Marco] Yeah, 'cause he's--
- Tahoe I wish you were here, I miss you so much.
- [Marco] Wish you were yeah eatin' trees and tellin' us
about economics.
- That's what we need right now, economics.
(calm music)
- That's quite nice, yeah.
- [Marco] You look pretty (mumbles).
- Wow!