- If gay marriage is legalized, can I marry my gay cat?
- SHUT UP!
- Found it. So, uh, why'd you want to see this thing anyway?
- Oh, I just need a little inspiration
for when I propose.
- You're gonna propose? To who?
- Don't worry about it, man. Just put the video in.
- Okay.
Come on, you're in my spot.
- Babe, much like this flower is about beauty and stuff, like, can you--
I want you to be my wife for life.
- Dude, your parents look like idiots.
- Shut up!
- Oh my god! Of course I will!
- Yeah! Radical!
- This is the worst proposal ever.
- Oh, come on. I'm sure there's way worse proposals out there.
- Like what?
(men vocalizing "Bridal Chorus")
- (humming) ♪ My beautiful little flower. ♪ AAH!!
(moans)
Of course I'll marry you.
- Oh. Guess I shouldn't have used a real arrow. (gasps)
- The worst!
(men vocalizing "Bridal Chorus")
- Ian, will you marry me?
- Ew! You can't do that! You're a girl!
- Well, you've been too much of a pussy to do it.
And I can't wait forever.
- If I say no,
can I still sell the ring on Craigslist? (loud groan)
- Bitch!
- The worst!
(men vocalizing "Bridal Chorus")
- Mm! This cake is amazing.
- You know what else is amazing?
Me asking you to marry me.
- Of course I'll marry you!
Where's the ring?
- Get this: I hid it in your... um...
- Yeah?
- The, uh-- the weather in here is really nice, huh?
- The worst!
(men vocalizing "Bridal Chorus")
- Will you marry me?
- Oh my god, Fabian, of course I'll marry you!
Oh, that's so pretty.
- Eww. Man love. (gagging)
- Speaking of love...
Will you marry me?
- Yes! (joyful laugh)
- Ew! Vagina love.
- The worst!
(men vocalizing faster)
- Sadie, I know we've been together a long time, but...
Sadie's mom, will you marry me?
- Yes!
- What the f--
- The worst!
(fast vocalizing)
- Hey! Will you marry me?
- I have a hairy knee?
- No!!! Will you marry me?!
- I smell like pee?!
Screw you!
- (screaming)
- The worst!
(incoherent yelling)
- I've known you ever since I can remember, and I
feel like you just get me, you know?
Will you marry me?
You're the one who's been there for me through the worst times in life.
Will you marry me?
You truly understand me, and I know you'll never leave me.
Marry me?
- F--king worst!
- 'Kay.
I think I finally have the courage to ask.
- You go for it, man.
- All right.
I know we've known each other for a long time,
but I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Will you marry me, Antoinette?
- Oh my god, of course I will!
- Oh, joy! This is for you, my fiancee.
- Oh, it's so beautiful.
- (sneezes) Well...
- What?
- You didn't even bless me after I sneezed?
This marriage is over!!
- Wait! Antoinette!
NOOOOOO!!!!
- Wait, wait. There's something I have to tell you.
- What?
- (deep voice) I'm a man.
- My mom is my dad?
NOOOOO!!!!!
- I changed my relationship status to single,
and no one liked it?
NOOOOOOO!!!!
- To see bloopers and another worst proposal ever...
- Well, I thought THIS would be appropriate.
- ...click the video right here.
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