Hattie: I’m 83 years old.
I like a guy who can rely on his d***
being there when we both need it.
Michael looks really good here.
With Tinder like you have a steady stream of men.
I don’t want to do the Tinder thing anymore.
Gained a lot orgasms I really want one man.
Korby: What do you mean you can’t get a main man?
Hattie: I can’t get a main man. Korby: You’re, you’re Hattie.
Hattie: Get out here. Security guy: Hello Hattie.
Hattie: Come here. Security guy: How’re you doing?
Hattie: Okay now you can do a little dance, come on.
Security guy: Oh somebody calling.
Hattie: There are a few things that I am asked;
one is the number and the other is the size.
And those are two things that I don’t necessarily discuss.
But I deal with a lot of men because I’ve been out there dating
and sleeping with men for 35 years.
I say if you’re long it’s okay,
but if you’re wide I can’t take you in.
Hello?
My daughter said “oh mom you shouldn’t have done that.”
You’re just going to look like another old woman with short white hair."
I said, “No I will not, don’t worry about it.”
When I went to Tinder and got to attracted to a guy,
his picture and his description, and there's something called a match,
you get excited, it’s a match.
And then I see them and we do become attracted to each other.
And I can see we’ll have a good, good night together.
Then I don’t hear from them again,
so pretty much I have become a woman who get’s hooked up,
even though that was not my intention.
Do I tell you about me and young boys, men I mean men?
Barber: I never know about this stuff I just know how to cut hair that’s all.
Just kidding, I know you told me about it.
Hattie: I didn’t before Tinder have a whole lot of lovers
one after the other. With Tinder you have a steady stream of men.
Because this young guys are really masters of the G-spot.
It’s very nice.
Okay he’s alright. He looks sweet.
It’s a match see. A match he likes me too.
That always is fun I like that.
You know I learned a lot from Tinder.
What I learned is that men are people
instead of just potential hard d***.
You know when a guy is standing in front of the leaning tower of Pisa.
I have 99+ rating on Tinder.
What do they do? Hire a search team.
So I don’t want to do the Tinder thing anymore.
Because it’s already proven itself to be fun,
taught me a lot, gave me a lot of orgasms
but I really want one man.
I can’t just keep saying yes to what I don’t really want.
I really want one man so I’m going to go on match.
Yeah send that.
Now the one that does interest me is him, hello.
With a bathing suit you could kind of see,
you wants someone who wants you,
really wants you. I miss that enormously.
So what I’ve done because of all this Tinder dating,
is I have pieces of intimacy, but they don’t thread together into a person.
You can’t connect 20 wonderful nights, into a partner.
Oh yeah this I get asked a lot uh,
“do you like threesomes?”
Hattie: No I’m, I’m really old fashioned,
I’m really an old fashioned s***.
No I only like one man and be intimate with that person
and concentrate on that person and have then concentrate on me.
And I’m not turned on by other women
and I wouldn’t want two men work,
well this I don’t know now that I’m thinking about it,
would I want two men in me?
That’s more likely than two women in me.
Do I have friends my own age?
I do not have friends my own age.
Now Korby she’s a wild woman
but she’s a good wild woman.
I put myself on match because I really want one man.
I can’t get a main man. Korby: What do you mean you
can’t get a main man? Hattie: I can’t get a main man.
Korby: You’re, you’re Hattie. Hattie: A 30 age year difference,
they may be hang up on their mother, their grandmother
it doesn’t I don’t care who they’re hang up on,
as long as they’re hang up on me. Korby: They’re out there.
Hattie: So it’ll happen or it won’t.
If not I’m going to travel all over the earth.
Like I was the super cougar
and she’s the upcoming cougar.
Yeah we talk about sex and sex can be very funny.
Korby: And I’m looking you know I like guys in their 20s
which you can which you’ve been one.
Hattie: Honey young women they say I want to be like you,
I want to be you where did you get this?
Where did you buy that? I mean
inspiring others what could be better than that?
I want to go to Washington and get arrested with Jane Fonda.
Korby: Well that shouldn’t be so hard, she’s getting arrested every other day.
Hattie: That’s what …no Friday, every Friday.
Korby: Every Friday she gets arrested. Hattie: And I want to take a bus to
Washington. Korby: [Inaudible] when I was a kid.
Hattie: I want to go to Washington and get arrested with her.
Because we’re both in our 80s and it shows young people
we still have the spirit to stand up for stuff.
My granddaughter in her school they made certificates.
Two days ago in the mail get this envelope
and I see it’s from her. So and I opened it up.
And I take this out and it says Nobel Prize to Grandma Hattie.
And underneath that was for,
for a deep and abiding love of life.
I mean
so I feel that I’m going to get that prize,
not just for my granddaughter but for my daughters and my sisters,
and my mothers and my grandmothers.
And you can flirt with men in there too, let them be inspired.
I’m not going to say no, no you have a d***
you don’t need anything more.
But that’s what this is about.