- Hi there and welcome to How to Wash Goddamn Dish.
If your roommate sent you this video,
they're concerned that you may not know
how to get off your ass and wash a goddamn
dish for once in your pathetic life.
Don't worry, washing even one fucking dish isn't that hard.
It's so easy, there's no reason
not to do it you entitled piece of shit.
Step one is to find some dirty dishes,
here's a bunch, right in the sink where you left them.
That's right, they haven't gone anywhere.
No one's magic-ed them away,
and they haven't cleaned themselves.
Fun fact: you did notice them, you lying coward.
Here's some other places you may find dishes,
on the counter where you left them,
under your bed for some reason, everywhere I fucking look,
or even in your useless useless hands.
That's right, every time you use a goddamn dish,
that goddamn dish will have to be fucking washed.
Confusing? It shouldn't be. But here we are.
Fun fact: your helplessness is not a charming quirk.
Now that you know where the goddamn dishes are,
fucking wash them.
Take soap, a sponge, and a little personal responsibility
and look at that you're already done.
(laughs)
Makes you wonder why you haven't done it sooner.
Sure makes me wonder.
Now you may actually have a giant machine in your kitchen
who's sole responsibility is to wash goddamn dishes for you.
And if that's the case, you're a disgrace
who doesn't appreciate what you have.
Fun fact: your parents don't live here
and did a shitty job raising you.
And that's all there is to it.
Thanks for watching, I hope you learned something today.
If you didn't like the video,
why don't you send your roommate our last installment
"How to Talk to Someone Like an Adult Instead of
Sending Passive Aggressive Videos Brad."