Here are things that no one will ever realistically need!
9 - Toilet paper You’re probably asking yourself, how is
toilet paper on this list?
Don’t worry, I’m asking myself the saaaame question.
In this economy, $100 may not seem like much.
However, we’re still talking about toilet paper here.
Yep.
Toilet Paper.
Swiss luxury company Joseph's Toiletries has taken bathroom glamour to the next level,
presenting a monthly subscription that allows its customers to receive a wide variety of
toilet paper along with soaps and creams for a nice subscription fee of $100 a month.
Wait a minute, I take it back.
This actually DOESN’T really seem like a bad investment!
Okay, okay.
Seriously, how much better can toilet paper get from Charmins at Target though?
The package from Joseph’s Toiletries seems to be quite simple, with its all-white box
set.
But this is everyday toilet paper we’re talking about here.
What about toilet paper for the most special of occasions?!
Well, there’s an insane 1.3 MILLION dollar roll of toilet paper sold by the Australian
company, The Toilet Paper Man.
Somehow, someway, someone actually bought this roll of toilet paper that’s made out
of 22 karat gold!
Who knows, maybe they got a discount?
At least this toilet paper is three ply toilet paper….AND it came with a bottle of champagne!
8 - Gold Bullion mouse You guys know how you can increase your productivity
late at night?
Studies have shown that a gold mouse can actually increase your productivity by an INSANE 150%!
Okay, I hope you know that I just made that up.
But what IS true is that whenever someone rich encounters something that they feel doesn’t
properly advertise their net worth, they can always just put gold around it.
And that’s why this mouse exists.
For a price tag of around 36,000 thousand dollars, you can get this gold bullion computer
mouse.
I’m sure this stylish creation will surely make you feel you're using your computer to
the fullest.
I’m sure you’re wondering if adding gold makes a mouse function any better.
And the answer to that is yes, of course YOU PEASANT, are you kidding me, any time you
use a mouse made with actual gold you’re just going to feel SOOOO much better about
yourself!
Hopefully you guys can detect my sarcasm there.
And no, I don’t actually think you’re a peasant.
Anyways, a gold computer mouse is a clear demonstration that everybody knows someone
has a problem of having too much money laying around.
7 - Gold Shirt India is a land of tradition and ancestry,
but it’s also a place with some very extravagant clothes for certain events.
Well, that and it’s a place where some people became super rich by selling to the masses.
So, it's kind of no surprise we can find the most expensive shirt in the whole world in
India.
The owner and creator of this shirt is Pankaj Parakh, a former high school dropout who managed
to turn his life around when he began manufacturing clothes.
His business transformed him into one of the wealthiest men in the state of Maharashtra.
As a birthday gift to himself, he decided to celebrate by creating an elaborate shirt
made entirely of gold!
Well, almost entirely.
Two months of hard work by a team of 20 artisans was required for a total of 3,200 hours.
He had the shirt made because apparently he’s got a self-professed obsession with gold.
The shirt is fully flexible and supposedly comfortable, as it’s lined on the inside,
which is why I said almost earlier.
It’s even able to be washed, but I mean, I personally wouldn’t be throwing this shirt
in the washer!
The shirt is valued at roughly $162,000 dollars.
With a shirt costing as much as that, it's a no brainer that he earned a Guinness World
Record for the world’s most expensive shirt.
However, does anyone really need to own a shirt like this?!
Probably not.
6 - Gold Bike What really says luxury more than gold?
Maybe diamonds?
But I mean, a lot of times something blinged out can make something look really feminine.
But no matter how ridiculous it may be, gold is probably the one thing that can make almost
anything look as expensive as possible!
Such was the case of an unnamed British man who wanted to travel by bike in style, and
let’s just say he accomplished what he set out to do.
He basically turned his bike into a piece of jewelry by having it completely layered
in 24 carat gold.
Most of the bike, from wheels, handlebars, and of course, the frame, has been bathed
in a luxurious layer of gold, making it probably the most blinding bike in the bike lane.
The saddle, on the other hand, has been created in sophisticated San Marco suede, one of the
most exclusive fabrics in the world.
British luxury company Goldgenie is the manufacturer behind this creation.
This bike was an item that’s generated a wave of similar luxury inventions, which many
new clients are now requesting.
The price they’d have to pay for the basic version of this bike is just 250,000 pounds.
That’s a moderate amount considering how many clients seem to be going crazy for this
bike, paying sums up to 500,000 pounds for a customized bike!
I mean…..COME ON, you can buy lambos for cheaper!
Well, I guess if you’re a billionaire and you want to help out the environment in style,
this bike would be perfect for you.
5 - Diamond dog collar Plenty of people with disposable income are
known for spending enormous amounts of money on items that display their status and wealth.
Paris Hilton is a person that comes to mind, along with plenty of rappers.
This display of luxury also extends to their pets, who have to endure their owner’s never-ending
quest for luxury items.
And that’s why the world has these spectacular diamond necklaces created specifically for
dogs.
A company called I Love Dogs Diamonds, an amazingly proper name for a manufacturer of
luxury goods for dogs by the way, is the mastermind behind these creations.
We’re talking about diamond collars.
FOR DOGS.
For only the most privileged of dogs of course.
Sigh.
Each collar is custom-made and takes eight to 12 weeks to complete.
The most extravagant dog collar available is the 52-carat diamond dog collar, which
is the world’s most expensive dog collar you can buy at 3.2 million dollars.
It’s studded with three tiers of diamonds in a chandelier design.
The necklace, named 'Amour Amour' is certainly a display of love for a pet that only someone
with a lotta millions and a bit of craziness would buy.
4 - Ball of Yarn Ahhh Tiffany’s.
Just in case you don’t know, Tiffany is a creator of all sorts of expensive jewelry.
They have plenty of the usual types of jewelry you’d expect them to have, but they seem
to have also found a new niche, which is selling everyday items at unnecessary prices.
One of the more interesting things, which can be purchased online on Tiffany’s website,
is a ball of yarn.
Yes, a ball of yarn.
But since we ARE talking about the brand that made Audrey Hepburn a global fashion icon,
it's safe to say this isn’t an ordinary ball of yarn.
The company's exclusive creation was handcrafted with thousands of silver threads, making it
actually, a pretty exquisite work of art.
Other examples are a 600 dollar first aid box, a fifteen hundred dollar coffee can,
and a three hundred and fifty dollar straw.
Basically Tiffany’s is saying, hey, if you have to flush your money down the toilet,
at least do it here!
From the website's picture and description it looks like a normal piece of yarn, but
when you take a closer look, you realize the intricate work required into manufacturing
a piece like this.
Not gonna lie, at least it does look like it’s high quality.
Not just anyone can thread so many strands of silver together, nor have the patience
for doing it.
By now you can imagine that a handcrafted ball of yarn isn’t cheap; it’s currently
listed at $9,000.
I mean, why anyone would really want a 9 thousand dollar ball of yarn in their house is beyond
me, but hey, that’s just me.
3 - Monopoly set The most popular game in the world is known
for making you feel like a million bucks, especially after you make someone flip the
table in frustration.
Okay, just kidding, no one likes playing monopoly with drama queens!
Anyways, a game is just a game, but for those people who just HAVE to spend money, why not
buy an expensive monopoly set?
Zontik, an online store popular for its deluxe limited items, has created the perfect set
for true fans of the board game: a leather, gold and silver set.
The sides of the board are handcrafted with the finest calfskin leather, embossed with
a choice of silver or gold, depending on what the client may want.
A storage area for pieces is located on the bottom of the board, where the pieces lay
on a soft, luxurious black felt interior.
The selection is fully customizable, with game pieces coming in a selection of pewter,
sterling silver or silver-gilt.
Although the standard game comes with a choice of US dollars or British pounds, with street
names belonging to these countries, clients can request special destinations as part of
the game for an additional price.
Depending on the client's choice, the game set will range from roughly $5,700 in pewter,
all the way up to around 14,000 in what they call, billionaire silver gilt.
Must be nice!
2 - Louis Vuitton Golden Toilet Doing everything in style is probably any
fashionista’s goal.
And that includes while sitting on the golden throne I guess.
But really though, does anyone really need a toilet that’s wrapped in gold, or in this
case, wrapped in Louis Vuitton monogram?!
Artist Illma Gore thinks so!
She’s created the toilet for anyone that has money that’s just weighing them down.
This toilet is a stylish, exquisitely crafted toilet wrapped with more than 24 Louis Vuitton
bags.
The bags used for the creation of this toilet is valued around 15,000 thousand dollars,
in case anyone’s wondering.
Or WAS worth around 15 thousand As if the Louis Vuitton wrap weren't enough, the whole
structure is wrapped in gold as well, from the seat, to the internal flushing mechanism.
Hey, if you don’t know how to create something expensive, just throw gold around it!
And, as expected, this toilet became a phenomenon that’s been featured in various galleries
around the world.
So how much is it to put this baby in your bathroom?
Just a nice round number of 100,000 thousand dollars.
To be honest, that’s really not as expensive as I thought it was gonna be.
I mean, we ARE talking about a gold toilet here!
1 - Gold and Diamond iPhone Do you guys remember Vertu phones, the luxury
cell phone that put an emphasis on style, craftsmanship, and customer service instead
of you know, actual function?
Well, apparently that business model just couldn’t work out as the company finally
collapsed in mid 2017, but don’t worry, there’s plenty of people that’s willing
to bling out a phone that’s actually an iPhone.
British luxury item creator Stuart Hughes is one of the people who’ll customize phones.
To make sure someone doesn’t look broke, he goes through that good ol’ trick of adding
24 carat gold and diamonds to a phone.
The world’s most expensive phone is a combination of gold and diamonds, one of which is a ridiculous
26 carat black diamond!
As for the rest of the diamonds, there’s over 600 of them on this modified iPhone 5.
If you think other items in this list were expensive…...well, they still are.
But this phone cost a ridiculous sixteen million dollars!
If that’s not something that’s needlessly expensive, I don’t know what is.
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