I am the greatest of all time when it comes to Madden football.
I'm here to win, and whoever's in the way is, you know, just another person that's gonna have to get laid out.
I'd like to believe that I'm the best Madden player in the world.
Give it up for SERIOUS...
MOE!
If anybody can be the heir to [----]'s throne, a lot of people feel it's gonna be Serious Moe.
It started with a million players competing online.
And now, only these eight remain.
The best Madden NFL players in the world.
Uh, let's meet one of the guys here who appears to be a little injured.
This is Serious Moe.
What happened?
Uh, I was racing a friend, didn't have my shoes tied, fell down and broke my collarbone.
Go Madden.
[stirring orchestral music playing throughout]
[hokey country music playing throughout]
Now, you may remember our next title from the end of last year's show.
When it blew your
FFFFFUCKING
MIND.
Someone's shooting at him though.
[eagle screeching]
Andre is staying low, Jason being wingman, backing him up.
So I apologize.
I-I-I don't write the scripts here.
I don't do the game.
Jose, of course, is in the game.
[EA Sports Announcer: It's in the game.]
I don't know, uh, if we can have a look. Can we get it, can we get Jose up in the game?
[ Dunkey imitating a chicken ]
So here we are.
One last game.
Let's talk Battlefield 1.
[single person cheers]
You might be wondering why I'm up here again.
Well, my journey with Battlefield started over two decades ago.
When Dice was still a small indie studio.
All right.
In just a few minutes, the Battlefield squad's livestream will begin.
But first,
[peppy sports music]
Let me check.
How's everyone doin'?
Dunkey: Shut the fuck up and show Battlefield you fuckin' dumbass.
I think we're winning.
We've still got a bunch more ahead including FIFA, Star Wars, and of course, Battlefield 1.
But first, let's have a practical conversation about play.
[loud, triumphant orchestral music throughout]
[crowd cheering]
I'm proud to announce that we've worked with our partners
at Activision
We're going to bring back
The original Crash,
Crash 2, and Crash Warped.
Fully remastered from the ground up for Playstation 4.
[crowd cheering]
Crash Bandicoot will also appear first though, uh, on Playstation 4 this October
in Skylanders.
[music stops abruptly]
Gettin' ready to go in and play Battlefield 1.
Tell me, what do you think your chances are today?
Are you gonna be able to lead your team to victory?
No.
No, I'm not ready.
Everybody's terrible, so we're gonna all be terrible.
And here we are, yet again, with the biplanes.
Something that I don't think--
Oh!
OOOOOOOOHHHHH
God dammit.
That would have been bad man.
That would have been bad.
You can see actually,
the oh no no--
Don't go to the ground--
Okay.
Check out Snoop Dogg.
He's--he's waitin' to see if anyone's gonna charge up on this trench here.
Trying to work with his teammates.
Well, you can see the concentration.
Look at all these players, they're all just lookin' out--
Well, I've got a really concentrate here, I've gotta make sure that I--