Hi, I'm Stevie Boebi!
Navigating the whole "having s*x" thing when you're in a relationship can be pretty frustrating.
Stevie: Wanna have s*x?
Girlfriend Stevie: Nope.
Sometimes people that do love each other stop having s*x as often or sometimes all together.
Sometimes it’s fueled by depression or resentment or a poor self image.
Sometimes it's just because you're tired or busy.
Whatever the reason, you just gotta get in there and do it.
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How to get laid when you're already in a relationship:
*giggle*
First, you gotta pursue your woman.
If you think s*x is just something that happens to you instead of a dance like mutual desire thing, then you gotta get your head straight.
It takes two to tango.
Here are some ways to initiate s*x!
Stevie: *laughing*
Stevie: That girl we met at the club, she is so funny! She says I look like Jennifer Lawrence.
Girlfriend Stevie: Cool.
Stevie: She says she wants to f*ck Jennifer Lawrence.
Girlfriend Stevie: Tell her I said hi.
Stevie: Hey, your butt's looking really good! Working out's really paying off!
Girlfriend Stevie: Shut up. I sit on the couch all day and avoid stairs at all costs.
Stevie: Wanna have s*x?
Girlfriend Stevie: Nah.
If you aren’t being fulfilled in the frequency of genital touching department, you gotta let your partner know.
Make frequent s*x and intimacy more of a good habit.
Like being more intimate more often.
Even if it doesn't result in s*x.
You could try a massage!
This candle turns into--
oh that smells so good
-- It turns into massage oil when you burn it.
And if you're more of the lotion type, I just got this lotion.
And you're gonna put some in your hand.
And then you wanna just rub it in and warm it up with your hands so it's not super cold when it touches her feet.
And then just work your way on up--
Is this lube?
Oh my god, this is lube.
Here's some ways to let them know you wanna get it on more often!
*coughs*
Stevie: I’m really sick and the only cure is more cowbell, I mean more fisting, I mean let’s have s*x
Stevie: Happy birthday!
Girlfriend Stevie: This is just a box of dildoes. You got me a box of dildoes for my birthday.
Stevie: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.
Girlfriend Stevie: Babe, why the f*ck are there eggs in the bed?
Stevie: 'Cause that's the only thing in the house that got laid recently.
Stevie: I love you so much and I wanna have s*x more often because it realigns our intimacy and I feel more connected to you when we're having s*x
Girlfriend Stevie: I agree. I just haven’t felt like we're a team lately because I wash the dishes every single day.
Girlfriend Stevie: You don't contribute and that affects my s*x drive.
Stevie: So if I wash the dishes, we can have s*x?
Stevie: *singing* I’m about to have s*xxxxx
If you keep the lines of communication open and when you address a problem, you hit that sh*t head on, you're gonna build one bad ass relationship team.
And it might sound lame but like scheduling s*x - like putting it on your calendar - is super hot.
You can put a little reminder in your phone to where you get a notification that morning and then all day you anticipate... it's really fun.
Stevie: You are so sexy, baby. But there is a new episode of Orphan Black tonight.
Girlfriend Stevie: *sigh* Okay.
And if you do schedule it, it shouldn’t be set in stone.That just sets you up for failure!
And remember, s*x is never a granted thing. It takes both parties' interest and consent no matter if it's a one-night stand or if you’re married.
Let’s be real, no one should have to deal with this:
“But I thought you liked me.”
"But I'm so hornyyy."
“If you really loved me, you’d f*ck me.”
“Well, if you won’t have s*x with me, I'll just look for someone else who will.”
Just, like, don't be a d*ck.
Cool?
S*x is a fun, happy, awesome thing! Not a shameful or obligatory thing.
So keep on rockin' and keep getting laid.
Thank you guys so much for watching! I got that Hello Cheri Box in my P.O. Box and it inspired this video.
Speaking of P.O. boxes, I got a P.O. box like two weeks ago and I've already got a bunch of letters and some packages from you guys and I'll be replying to the ones that left a stamped envelope and stuff.
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