Hi, wow.
How fun.
Excited to do the interview, you know?
This is-- we worked together and--
Yes, we did.
The Ellen Show, and I am not messing this up!
I've written a series of questions here
and I'm just going to try to ask you them in a casual nature
as if I'm just thinking them off the top my head.
OK.
I'm an actor so I'm just going to create
the illusion that I've hosted 1,000 times and I'm not scared.
You look great.
How do you stay looking so young?
Thank you!
Well, I kind of--
I had so much fun on Blockers.
What was your favorite part of working with me?
I love-- you're very professional and--
OK so what's your favorite muscle group?
I like-- well, arms and biceps.
OK.
In another life, could we have gotten married?
Would you want to get married to me?
What did you learn from me with acting together?
What's your favorite wrestling match
of all time that has to involve me?
I'll wait.
[LAUGHTER]
I can't wait.
I need to ask--
why don' you ever call me?
You can call me.
Am I a good talk show host?
You're amazing.
So good.
[APPLAUSE]
I worked really hard on these questions.
How am I doing interviewing you?
I mean-- good.
It seems like maybe you could relax a little bit
if you wanted.
It's like Ellen seems much more relaxed if you could--
just relax.
Would you dance?
Or did you-- maybe if you danced or like loosened up somehow?
OK.
I got to be straight with you.
I've never told you this.
I get super embarrassed around you.
Why?
For the simple fact that both you and your husband
have seen me in some pretty compromising situations.
[LAUGHTER]
So that's a picture.
That's a picture of my husband--
Your husband.
--Next to you with--
And we're just-- we're there.
Yeah.
And I do have a towel on that's covering me up but that was--
But what's sad about this is that I realized what
my husband-- because I didn't realize after before seeing
John you know without his clothes on--
how a man should look.
[LAUGHTER]
I mean you really work--
you work and my husband just relaxes more.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm trying to do a very enticing walk right there.
But I've seen other parts, too.
Yeah.
So you've seen some things that he hasn't.
Yes, I have.
And it's kind of weird.
The lower half of this frame--
just cut it off to save everyone's brain from--
I don't have any pants on.
And that is a beer being poured directly into my south mouth.
Yep.
By me.
And if you look at that photo everyone
except Ike Barinholtz-- that's the man point
the beer-- is staring directly into the center
of the universe.
And he didn't have a problem with that at all.
He was just bent over.
You didn't have anything any clothes-- anything.
I didn't look.
But the reason I-- well, maybe I did
try to look a little bit later.
You know, I just got bored and so I just--
But you can't see anything because it's like four inches
thick of butt meat.
So there's no seeing through.
Normal people when they bend over you can kind of see
in there and he bends over and it's like thick muscle
just like slammed shut.
[LAUGHTER]
It's a very different anatomy lesson than Brielle had.
Talking about from some different stuff.
Oh yeah.
Is she still here?
She's not.
But yeah, so I didn't get to see anything-- just the outside,
smooth.
So does that weird you out that your husband's seen me
with no clothes and you you've seen some weird parts of me?
We're totally comfortable with it.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I don't mind.
Anytime.
[LAUGHTER]
Duly noted.
All right.
So I know that when we filmed Blockers,
you were talking about your family
and I want to talk about your daughters real quick.
They are 21 and 16.
What is that like?
Oh my gosh it's so--
I'm not allowed to talk about them.
I get in trouble because I say too much
and Maude threatened to like--
I think she stopped speaking to me for--
see?
I'm going to get in trouble for saying this.
But she stopped speaking to me for like a week
the last time I did an interview and talked about her because--
you know, I just talked about-- there she is.
She's so cute.
But I talked about--
see?
I can't talk about anything.
OK.
There was a subject discussed and you
were grounded for a week.
I was grounded for a week.
And my 16-year-old is--
she's about to start driving, which is terrifying.
And I'm--
She excited to get her license?
She's not that excited.
You can mill over that topic in your own free time.
Is it still a big deal to get your license?
You can talk about that later.
That's a good one.