Jack: *as Elder Kettle* Once upon a time, there were two little sh**s named Cuphead and Mugman!
Jack: *as himself* Once upon a time, there was a little fella' named Mugma- er Cuphead.
S***. *laughs*
*slurred* This is an Irish Elder Kettle would sound like... These f****** bastards
THEY'RE COMING FOR YA!
THEY'RE GONNA KILL YA!
Nate: They call me King Dice, 'cause that's who I am!
A royal pla- *Gibberish* plan...
A royal pain Whose diabolic-
F*cK
Cristina: *Giggle*
*High pitch giggle*
Oooh *Giggle*
Oh
Oh *giggle*
*giggle*
*Longer giggle*
Cristina Vee: What am I doing?
The Completionist: His debt to The Deviiiiil is coming due today!
[Still In Rythmn] I F*cked it up really Badlyyyyy!
Jack: I'm pretty sure those people killed him...
IT'S 'CAUSE YOU MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL!
You make a deal with The Devil, you're gonna get killed. You don't make a deal with The Devil. He's a bad person.
Not even a person, he's a... monster...
Just like my father!
*crying*
Nate: So come on Cuphead kid, cup--*stuttering* f***!
So come on Cuphead kid, I c-- *stuttering* f***!
"COME ON - CUPHEAD - KID!"
Dodger: Hey,
Your timing is super F%*#ED
[laughter]
Sorry, I f****d up your whole thing. This is my song now AJ!
AJ: Look at me! I am the composer now!
*BLEGH*
AJ: You okay?
Dodger: Yea-
*Laughs*
AJ: We're gonna have that shoot out her mouth
Dodger: BLEGHEEH!
nYEHnYehHEH
*Laughter*
(Mimics Hilda Berg's laugh)
AJ: Who sounds like that?
Jack: And they all lived happily effer af...
eff...
EVER
Happily ever after!
MatPat: I MAY DO SCIENCE NOW, BUT BACK IN THE DAY..
*Laughter*
I WAS A HOOFER IN THE VAUDEVILLE!
Hi-dehi-de-hi!
Yup? Yeah? Okay!
*Singing opera* "Is what Cuphead has in store!"
We all discovered that I am a man today.
Jack: *as Elder Kettle* And they all lived happily ever after.
Wait, no they didn't.
Pretty sure those people killed him and butchered 'em and
chopped up into little pieces and...
...drank the milk out of his head
It was disgusting!
He didn't know what was happening- it was scary.
Adri: We're gonna have some bloopers!
We're gonna mess them up!
MatPat: GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
Midnight: All aboard, everyone! [MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
Oh, Cuphead. You've got an express ticket to your doom! [MORE MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
I've got my eye on you, buddy..
By the way, while you're at it, check out Midnight Marinara because you know
It's good and stuff.
Peter: (as Goopy) We're gonna kill off Cuphead!
with a gooet
F***!
*Distant AJ* With A WHAT?
With A Gooet F***!
Miss Bird: *Off Camera* No!
AJ: (as Mr. Wheezy) *low voice* This is my nice person voice.
This is the way I speak when I'm bein' nice to people.
*lower voice* THIS IS WHAT I SOUNDS LIKE WHEN I'M MAD!
Devon: *high pitch* HIS DEBT TO TH-
aAAHH I went...*Quacking Noises*
AJ: Skeleton horses, what do they sound like?
What do they sound like? I don't know.
Probably like this:
*Horse neigh* THIS IS WHAT THEY'D SOUND LIKE !!!!!
(still neighing)
(Phear Lap laughs)
Jack: THE CIRCCLLLLE OF LIFE
...
uh duh...
El..ton john!
I only know the circle of life part. XD
Mark: I can do it even more intense.
Lemme Lean In To That.
Take it higher? IS COMING DUE TODDAAAY!
*laugh*
I'm going overboard on it, HERE WE GO!
Jack: And they all lived happily ever after
on a farm far far away.
Nate: You agreed to my game and you lost!
You... accepted the odds, now you'll cough up the cost!
Don't f*** with me b**** or I swear!
I'll shove my d*** up your skull like cheap chinaweeeaaar!!
Mark: Yeah, I don't think it should be as angry.
Nate: The Devil skull f***s Cuphead, canon!
*Old-Timey Announcer Voice* They call me King Dice cuz that's who I am!
A royal pain whose diabolical plan!
CIRCUS OF VALLLUUUEEEEE!!
I just have to remember!
"He did not remember..."
Can I hear it one more time?
I-I forgot everything
Guess your weight!
Probably fat!
You little b***h.
MatPat: INK HIM!
*in a stupid voice, imitating Peter* LET'S JUST SMAAAAAASSSHH HIM
*laughing*
NYEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH
*as himself* Hey, we tried! We came. We saw.
We made embarrassment. Of me mostly. Not you, me.
*Silly voice* Let's just smash him
Let's just SMASH HIM
AJ:I mean, I could probably accept it.
Matthew: HAAHHA!
Wooooowwww...
There it Is!
You heard it right here
I could probably accept, wow
AJ: I could accept it as Yogi Bear okay?!
Matthew Patrick: *As Yogi Bear* Let's go get a picnic basket. Hey Boo Boo. Let's just SMASH HIM!
Jack: And they all lived happily ever after.
Well, except for me. I lived alone, cold..
The boiled water in my kettle-belly has gone out now..
I miss my wife.