HEY, I KNOW ARE YOU IN L.A. AT THE MOMENT, IS THERE ANYWAY YOU
CAN HELP ME GET TO, WITHOUT.
I'M IN A REAL RUSH AND THE TRAFFIC IS AWFUL.
OH, YOU'RE THE BEST.
THANK YOU, I'M RIGHT OUTSIDE.
OKAY.
OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS.
(APPLAUSE) >> HI, JAMES.
>> James: THANKS FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK.
>> IT'S MY PLEASURE.
>> James: I HAVE NEVER KNOWN TRAIVELG LIKE THIS.
>> I KNOW, SHOCK A BLOCK.
>> James: DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC.
>> LET'S.
>> James: SHALL WE SEE WHAT IS ON THE RADIO.
♪ YOU MUST THINK THAT I'M STUPID
(
THAT I'M A FOOL ♪ I'M NEVER GONNA LET YOU
CLOSE TO ME ♪ EVEN THOUGH YOU MEAN
THE MOST TO ME ♪ 'CAUSE EVERY TIME I OPEN UP
IT HURTS ♪ SO I'M NEVER GONNA GET
TOO CLOSE TO YOU ♪ EVEN WHEN I MEAN
THE MOST TO YOU ♪ IN CASE YOU GO AND LEAVE ME
IN THE DIRT ♪ BUT EVERY TIME YOU HURT ME
THE LESS THAT I CRY ♪ AND EVERY TIME YOU LEAVE ME
THE QUICKER THESE TEARS DRY ♪ AND EVERY TIME YOU WALK OUT
THE LESS I LOVE YOU ♪ BABY, WE DON'T STAND A CHANCE
IT'S SAD BUT IT'S TRUE ♪ I'M WAY TOO GOOD AT GOODBYES
(
LIKE A DIFFERENT PERSON FROM WHEN WE FIRST MET, IT ANNOYS ME
A BIT BECAUSE WE STARTED THE SAME DIET AT THE SAME TIME.
AND NOW I'M SORT OF JUST ON MY OWN AS THE BIG GUY.
AND I FEEL LIKE-- THERE'S ONLY TWO WAYS THIS CAN RECTIFY
ITSELF, EITHER-- EITHER YOU GET BIG OR I LOSE WEIGHT, SO THERE'S
ONLY ONE WAY THIS WILL RECTIFY ITSELF.
>> I'M GOING TO GET FAT AGAIN.
>> James: NO, YOU'RE NOT.
>> MY PLAN IS TO KEEP MY WEIGHT DOWN FOR ANOTHER TEN YEARS.
I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN CAVTAIN.
WHEN I'M OLDER IN A CAVTAIN JRS HUGE SUNGLASSES, AND ALL YOU
EVER TALK ABOUT IS PEOPLE COMING UP TO THE HOUSE.
>> COMPLETELY.
AND I JUST WALK AROUND WITH MY OSCAR AND GRANNY.
>> James: AND YOU JUST REGALE STORIES.
>> YEAH, AND ♪ YES I DO, I BELIEVE
THAT ONE DAY I WILL BE ♪ WHERE I WAS
RIGHT THERE, RIGHT NEXT TO YOU ♪ AND IT'S HARD
THE DAYS JUST SEEM SO DARK ♪ THE MOON, AND THE STARS
ARE NOTHING WITHOUT YOU ♪ YOUR TOUCH, YOUR SKIN
♪ YOU TOLD ME NOT TO CRY WHEN YOU WERE GONE
♪ BUT THE FEELING'S OVERWHELMING IT'S MUCH TOO STRONG
♪ CAN I LAY BY YOUR SIDE (
NEXT TO YOU, YOU ♪ AND MAKE SURE YOU'RE ALL RIGHT
I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU ♪ YOU
(
>> THAT'S AMAZING.
>> James: YOU ARE ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE TO EVER DRAW ANY
ATTENTION TO THE SONG.
>> James: REALLY?
>> YES, YOU WERE, YOU DID A TWEET SAYING YOU LIKED THE SONG.
I THINK I WAS WORKING IN THE BAR AT THE TIME.
>> James: NO ARE YOU SERIOUS.
>> COUNTRY.
>> James: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
>> AND I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD, THAT'S AMAZING.
HE LIKES MY MUSIC.
>> James: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE WORKING IN A BAR.
I HEARD THAT SONG AND I REMEMBER THINKING I JUST HEARD A VOICE I
WOULD LISTEN TO THE REST OF MY LIFE.
♪ YOU AND ME WE MADE A VOW (
FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE ♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU LET ME DOWN ♪ BUT THE PROOF IS IN
THE WAY IT HURTS ♪ YOU SAY I'M CRAZY
'CAUSE YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW ♪ WHAT YOU'VE DONE
BUT WHEN YOU CALL ME BABY ♪ I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
♪ I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE (
>> James: DO YOU EVER GET STAR TRUCK.
>> I'M ALWAYS CONFUSED WHEN A MEET ACTORS YZ WHY.
>> BECAUSE THEY LOOK HUGE ON SCREEN AND THEN YOU MEET THEM
AND THEY ARE TINY.
>> James: TENNEE WITH BIG HANDS.
YOU MEET LIKE BRAD PIT, HE IS VERY, VERY SMALL AND HUGE HEAD.
>> YES.
[BLEEP] >> James: RYAN GOESLING IN
PERSON, STOP, STOP, OH MY GOD.
WHEN I LOOK AT RYAN GOESLING-- GOSLING I'M LIKE,
TECHNICALLY WE'RE THE SAME SPECIES.
>> HE'S BEAUTIFUL.
>> James: WE'RE HAVING CONVERSATIONS LIKE THIS, I
UNDERSTAND WHY WHEN I'M OUT WITH JULYS, MY WIFE AND WE WILL BE IN
THE SUPERMARKET OR SOMETHING, AND SOMEONE WILL SAY OH, THIS IS
JULIA MY WIFE, AND THEY WILL GO OH.
I'M NOW THINKING WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
I'M SO MANLY.
AND THEN I'M LIKE I CAN'T WAIT TO HOST THE TONY AWARDS.
THE TONY ♪ WHEN I SIGNED MY DEAL
I FELT PRESSURE ♪ DON'T WANT TO SEE THE NUMBERS
(
♪ YOU SAY COULD YOU WRITE A SONG FOR ME
♪ I SAID I'M SORRY I WON'T DO THAT HAPPILY
♪ WHEN I GO HOME I TEND TO CLOSE THE DOOR
♪ I NEVER WANTED MORE SO SING WITH ME
♪ CAN'T YOU SEE I DON'T HAVE
♪ MONEY ON MY MIND MONEY ON MY MIND
♪ I DO IT FOR I DO IT FOR THE LOVE
♪ I DON'T HAVE MONEY ON MY MIND
♪ MONEY ON MY MIND I DO IT FOR
♪ I DO IT FOR THE LOVE I DO IT FOR THE LOVE
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ MONEY ON MY MIND I DO IT FOR
♪ I DO IT FOR THE LOVE I DO IT FOR THE LOVE
(
READ THAT YOU SKIPPED SCHOOL ONCE TO GO TO A LADY GAGA
CONCERT, IS THAT TRUE?
>> YES.
>> James: DID YOU GET IN TROUBLE?
>> I GOT PUT IN UNIT FOR THREE DAYS.
>> James: WHAT IS UNIT.
>> THAT'S LIKE ALL DAY YOU ARE IN A CLASS REALLY AN TEACHER HAS
TO WALK YOU TO THE CANTINE.
>> James: FOR GOING TO STEE GAGA.
>> BUT I FORGED A LETTER FROM PIE DAD ON THE LIBRARY COMPUTER
AND I FORGOT TO LOOK, AND THE LIBRARIAN JUST SAW-- AND THEN
CALLED PIE DAD.
AND THE EXCUSE WASN'T GREAT.
I SAID I WAS GOING TO A FUNERAL.
>> James: SAM CAN'T BE IN SCHOOL, HE WILL BE AT A FUNERAL
AND ACTUALLY WERE YOU LIKE RA RA AJAJA
♪ GUESS IT'S TRUE I'M NOT GOOD AT
♪ A ONE-NIGHT STAND BUT I STILL NEED LOVE
♪ CAUSE I'M JUST A MAN THESE NIGHTS NEVER SEEM
♪ TO GO TO PLAN I DON'T WANT YOU TO LEAVE
♪ WILL YOU HOLD MY HAND?
OH, WON'T YOU STAY WITH ME?
♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE ALL I NEED THIS AIN'T LOVE
♪ IT'S CLEAR TO SEE BUT DARLING, STAY WITH ME
(
ONE-NIGHT STAND?
>> I USED TO BE AWFUL.
[BLEEP] >> James: NOW I GOT IT DOWN.
>> NOW I GOT IT DOWN.
♪ I'M YOUNG AND I'M FOOLISH I'VE MADE BAD DECISIONS
♪ I BLOCK OUT THE NEWS TURN MY BACK ON RELIGION
♪ DON'T HAVE NO DEGREE I'M SOMEWHAT NAIVE
♪ I'VE MADE IT THIS FAR ON MY OWN
YOU WON'T FIND ME IN CHURCH ♪ READING THE BIBLE
I AM STILL HERE ♪ AND I'M STILL YOUR DISCIPLE
I'M DOWN ON MY KNEES, I'M ♪ BEGGIN' YOU, PLEASE
I'M BROKEN, ALONE, AND AFRAID ♪ I'M NOT A SAINT
♪ MAYBE I'LL PRAY ♪ PRAY FOR A GLIMMER OF HOPE
MAYBE I'LL PRAY, PRAY ♪ MAYBE I'LL PRAY
I'VE NEVER BELIEVED ♪ AND YOU KNOW, THAT I'M GONNA
WON'T YOU CALL ME?
♪ CAN WE HAVE A ONE-TO-ONE PLEASE?
♪ LET'S TALK ABOUT FREEDOM EVERYONE PRAYS IN THE END
♪ EVERYONE PRAYS IN THE END WON'T YOU CALL ME?
♪ CAN WE HAVE A ONE-TO-ONE PLEASE?
♪ LET'S TALK ABOUT FREEDOM EVERYONE PRAYS IN THE END
♪ EVERYONE PRAYS IN THE END (
>> James: CAN I TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR LOVE OF FIFTH
HARMONY.
OH MY GOD, WHAT IS IT YOU LOVE SO MUCH.
>> WHEN I HEAR THEM I FEEL FREE.
I FEEL-- .
>> James: YOU FEEL FREE WHEN YOU HEAR THEM.
>> I FEEL FREE, I FEEL ALIVE, I FEEL LIKE THE WOMAN IN ME IS ON
FIRE.
AND I JUST WANT TO, I DON'T KNOW, AT HOME HE I LISTEN EVERY
TIME I GO OUT, MY WEDDING SONG, I WANT TO WALK DOWN THE AISLE TO
IT.
I LOVE IT, IF I GOT FIFTH HARMONY AT MY WEDDING.
I WANT THEM PLAYING FOR ME.
>> James: HILARIOUS.
>> YEAH, FOR MY WEDDING I HAVE GOT A WHOLE PLAN FOR IT.
I WANT A FUNERAL FOR MY SINGLE SELF BEFORE MY WEDDING.
>> James: OH MY GOD, THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL, OUT OF
CONTROL.
>> I'M IN AKOFFIN.
AND THERE ARE ALL THESE POWER POINT PRESENTATION ABOUT MY
SINGLE LIFE, LEAK HOW FUN IT WAS AND EVERYONE IS LIKING LIKE
WE'RE GOING TO MISS YOU SO MUCH, AND I RAISE FROM THE COFFIN AND
EVERYONE RAISES AND TAKE OFF THEIR BLACK AND ARE WEARING
WHITE.
>> James: GOD HELP YOUR HUSBAND.
>> HE IS GOING TO LOVE IT.
>> James: GOD HELP YOUR HUSBAND.
>> THIS IS WHAT SAM WANTED TO DO, YOU KNOW.
YOUR PARENTS ARE LIKE BRACE YOURSELF.
DO I GET A FEUN RALT FOR MY SINGLE SELF.
NO, NO, NO.
THIS IS VERY MUCH ABOUT ME.
OH DEAR.
>> NO, I'M OBSESSED WITH THEM.
I'M JUST A HARMONIZER.
>> James: I GUESS WE SHOULD TAKE A LISTEN THEN, SHOULDN'T
WE?
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ I AIN'T WORRIED 'BOUT NOTHIN' I AIN'T WEARIN' NA NADA
♪ I'M SITTIN' PRETTY, IMPATIENT BUT I KNOW YOU GOTTA
♪ PUT IN THEM HOURS HEY, IT'S ME, I'M WITH SAM, AND
WE'RE DOING WORK FROM HOME.
BUT I FEEL LIKE 2 COULD BE SORT OF ELEVATED SHOW.
(LAUGHTER) ARE YOU CLOSE PI?
IS THERE ANYWAY, JUST TO GIVE IT A LIFT.
>> NO, NO!
OH MY GOD!
(APPLAUSE) >> OH MY GOD!
>> HOW ARE YOU?
OH MY GOD.
>> OH MY GOD (LAUGHTER)
>> I'M ACTUALLY SHAKING.
IT'S INSANE.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> GOOD TO MEET YOU.
>> THIS IS MY DREAM.
>> James: OKAY.
HERE WE GO.
ARE WE READY?
ARE WE READY, GIRLS.
>> YES ♪ I AIN'T WORRIED 'BOUT NOTHIN'
I AIN'T WEARIN' NA NADA ♪ I'M SITTIN' PRETTY, IMPATIENT
BUT I KNOW YOU GOTTA ♪ PUT IN THEM HOURS
♪ I KNOW YOU'RE ALWAYS ON THE NIGHT SHIFT
♪ BUT I CAN'T STAND THESE NIGHTS ALONE
♪ AND I DON'T NEED NO EXPLANATION
♪ 'CAUSE BABY, YOU'RE THE BOSS AT HOME
♪ YOU DON'T GOTTA GO TO WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK
♪ WORK, WORK, WORK BUT YOU GOTTA PUT IN WORK, WORK,
♪ WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK YOU DON'T GOTTA GO TO WORK,
WE CAN WORK FROM HOME, OH, OH, ♪ OH, OH
♪ ♪ ♪ (
>> HAVE A NICE WEEK, GUY, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY WERE HERE.
THAT HAS MADE MY YEAR.