*bad words*
*more bad words*
He's on his phone
*bad words again*
Oh, don't- don't do- don't do hand gestures
Pull in front of him waAHh
Hi, welcome to Twins Carpool
There's no guests today but we felt like, hey, you know what-
'Cause we thought f*ck it, you're here for us, right?
Sammy's got a dentist appointment in Essex
I don't know why we don't just sign up for the dentist by us
Basically, I can't be assed to change my dentist
Because of the faff
Um, there's been some new bops and some new jams released onto the world
Um and we're gonna sing to those, dance to those
Um, we were also at the Brits
And we put loads of pictures on Instagram
So make sure you go follow us on Instagram @ self promo @ lozers
That guy is irritating me
You..don't let him pull in front of you again
If you do I swear to fu-
*Bastille - Good Grief*
VivaLaEmelie said *reads tweet*
Uh one, hi Emelie, two, I'm talking to you from the dead right now
Ooo, they do a burger called the dirty Louisiana
And if that doesn't make you wanna eat chicken, I don't know what does
Am I right?
*Bastille - Good Grief*
Scented I am
Now I smell of flower *I think that's what he said lmao*
Ready?
*BTS - Not Today*
Okay we're done
I think I prefer this to Blood, Sweat & Tears
Like this is better than Blood, Sweat & Tears
Look we're going past a pizza, kebab and burger place
Like that's f*cked up, f*cked up
Can we get- Is it open? No, it's too early for a kebab
And I'm vegetarian so what would I get?
Bread
uH I love Sia *you legit said stia tho*
*Ed Sheeran - Shape of You*
Favourite YouTube event of 2016
Do you mean like physical event or something that happened on the interwebs
Playlist
I love Playlist
Partly because it's warmer in America than it is here
Okay but what actually happened in- on the world on YouTube last year that was good?
I feel like there was a lot I've just blanked, I've drawn a blank entirely
Was there a lot?
No..
*Ed Sheeran - Shape of You*
How was Dan? He was good
Oh yeah like we're just hanging out next week so
No like
We're mates
*still Ed Sheeran - Shape of You, still singing terribly*
*gets lyrics wrong* oh sh*t
(Hello, can I take your order please)
Hi, can I get a diet coke or pepsi or whatever it is
(Regular or large?)
Uh, regular
(Yep, is that everything?)
Uh, do you- so I'm vegetarian
Do you do anything vegetarian? I'm guessing not, it's Kentucky Fried Chicken but
*can't hear all but I heard "veggie" and Niki's impressed so*
*Marina and The Diamonds - I Am Not A Robot*
(Is that everything?)
Uh that's it, thank you
(That's £5.48, just drive down when you're ready please)
Thank you
We're getting rice that's a situation
Katie said "what was your favourite thing about the Brits?"
Uh I got to meet Emeli Sandé, that was was like big for me because-
She's amazing
I've liked her for years, she's got great tunes
Um, and seeing everyone perform was good
Yeah, seein- and also
*stutter stutter*
Shoutout to the Brits for being one of the first people to start working with YouTubers
Like, big up to them
We weren't just invited to like attend
We also got to interview people
That's a big deal
*La La Land - City Of Stars*
Oh, Sharnia? Shania? I'm really sorry, I've just butchered your name
What did you think of the whole Oscar mix up? It was so awkward
I got embarrassed, I had to turn it off
I had to like- you know when you see those undercover prank shows?
I w- I h- I can't watch them 'cause I cringe
And it was the same experience watching that so
That's what I have to say to that
Lana Del Rey has been like the angel since-
My Lana Del Rey of sunshine in this dark world
More like Lana Del hey lets get a drink
More like Lana Del shut the f*ck up *you started it Niki thoooo*
*Lana Del Rey - Love*
Daisy said "how are you both?" and I'm answering that one because that's just a nice question
I'm good
I lost my voice a little bit this week because
Well I drove home yesterday and sang the whole way home
And then I drove back and sang even louder the whole way back so
I got looks the other day when I was singing in the car
They was like what you doing and I was like look back the f*ck up
If you don't sing in your car when you're alone there is something very wrong with you
*Lana Del Rey - Love*
What I like to do is when I stop at traffic lights
I like to play music that I thinks gonna enrich on peoples lives
And then put the volume down- sorry, put the windows down so they can hear it
This is a bop!
*Rag'n'Bone Man - Human*
Probably shouldn't put that in my mouth
*Little Mix - Touch*
Uh, sweet Jesus
*The Vamps, Matoma - All Night*
*Adele - Water Under the Bridge*
I'm parking...and I'm eatin'
What was that?
*BTS - Fire*
*Sammy you butchered Yoongi's 'bultaoreune' omg*
*BTS - Fire*
Weird
*Panic! At The Disco - Victorious*
*SHINee - Lucifer*
That wasn't the longest trip to the dentist in the world like-
He just forgot to pick me up
Forgot to pick Sammy up but do you know what, water under the bridge
And it's raining now
Literally water under the bridge
Um, we're gonna go now but thank you for watching
Really appreciate if you took the time to subscribe, it means a lot
Make sure you give the video a like
And also, give it a comment if you've got great dental hygiene because guess what
The dentist was like you've got great dental hygiene so
That's that guy that does drug dealing
Pretty sure that's the drug dealer that we drive past sometimes
Um, but yeah, see ya later
Make better choices
Byeeee