today we try celery jello that's 56
years old let's talk about that
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good mythical morning there's always
something being rebooted at any given
moment sex in the city yeah low-rise
jeans bucket hats but snacks don't
always get the same love and media
attention well you know what those poor
forgotten snacks have that sarah jessica
parker does not
uh empty bank accounts
an expiration date
i'm talk those are true but i was
thinking about us
two guys with two tongues and we're
gonna use those tongues that's right to
give some snacks from the past the love
and attention they've been waiting for
it's time for
to be discontinued more and more more
more more more more more snacks edition
now i haven't met an m m flavor that i
didn't like and if there's a peanut
inside i want an inside meat but let's
see if these jalapeno m ms from 2019 are
worthy of a comeback
not jalapeno
you're saying it wrong
jalapeno there's a thing okay
uh you're embarrassing yourself okay
i get it um
a couple of years old we paid 50 for
these looks like a pack of big league
chew to me this is actually part of a
january 2019 uh flavor vote campaign
released along with two other flavors i
think the other two other flavors are on
the back they were weird english toffee
that's not too weird and thai coconut
yeah we don't have those
we've got jalapeno wow there's a lot of
green ones which that makes sense
there's less red a lot of yellow too but
hold on but there's only red
is this like a bob marley pack
i guess so yeah
because that's the only three colors
that i'm seeing here i just i'm ready to
debate because i don't know what what's
the deal with spicy candies in general
what's the deal with spicy candy what
are you seinfeld somebody's got a
somebody's got to fill that hole it's
like candy if i want to if i want to
have candy i want to have candy i don't
even i don't want my mouth on fire
i can't really do a sci-fi impression
but it's a better impression than it is
a conceptual impression me and shepard
started watching it it's not no not a
sponsor but it's on netflix now it
started yeah boy it starts real slow
um episode one is like what oh i thought
you were talking about an m m because
this starts slow too yeah i'm talking
about it i agree but it gets it gets
masterful but shepard was into it right
from the beginning if you like a peanut
butter m m that's all you get at the
beginning of this just like seinfeld in
the early seasons but then all of a
sudden it's like wow this is spicy and
unlike anything i've ever had yeah
but do i want it but you don't know how
to feel about it because of you know the
whole thing that happened with michael
richards you're like i just don't i
don't know how i should feel about this
that's how i feel about this leaves a
bad taste in your mouth i think that
might be they're a couple of years old
yeah you think that's what it is
do you do you think eminem's two years
old makes it it's got a little bit of
bottoms in it doesn't it yeah little box
not enough bugs for me to stick my nose
in that hole because
it's got a little but enough for me to
put him on camera
i i do not believe in spicy candies well
i do okay you've said your piece
um
i do but i don't feel like i need it
like i don't when i'm having a regular m
m or a peanut m m i don't think to
myself you don't have to explain
yourself to me hey what's the deal i
wish it could be spicier
jalapeno m m's nah that's whack
our next snack is from the 90s when
candy toy combos were in peak form so
these monster mouth candies that came
out in 1998 were like just along for
that they're right in that wave
they allowed you to take your candy and
make out with it
by pushing on this and revealing
a wrapped candy tongue
well i think we gotta unwrap gotta
unwrap this thing oh gosh it's soft i
paid i paid we paid
well i mean yeah i paid 36 for this
mommy and you paid you want to get
technical about 50
for that uh vampire well i thought it
was a cat
yours is mushy dude
hold on yours is not mine's hard as a
rock well you know no two tongues are
alike
i think i'm gonna you know what it's
just dissolving so i'm gonna leave it on
how do you get it to go back in stevie
you just pull it
you just pull it ah
no you pull it here's the thing
a lot a lot of kids and i know you're
one of them uh you were practicing
making out with things you said that you
practiced making out with your bed post
yeah it was uh a a rounded wooden
post it was like a it was like a
shrunken head that i can make out with
yeah but it was just wood now
you could have been making out with this
and just just for old time's sake just
go back be that link in 1992 that was
making out with the bed post and now you
have the opportunity to make out with
one of these think about what what i
mean i'm gonna do it like the way you do
it you start with the mouth closed yeah
yeah you got to work your way up to the
tongue
here you you won't be in charge i'm in
charge of the tongue yeah yeah
okay and then i'm gonna give you a
different tone
well this is this is an awkward date so
far mr mummy but i feel like we have
a connection
i thought you i trusted you to not to do
anything with that yeah but he's very i
kind of lost his man i mean that's hey
listen that's what i did in the 90s as
soon as the mouth made contact be gentle
man i'll do it my freaking
rocket man
i mean
hat on my knife right now the bottom
half of that tooth could have been gone
really and yeah no no i'm on the i'm on
the verge of being like okay not
non-internet mad like real life okay
well here here's a soft one this is a
soft one am i i don't want to put that
soft one in my mouth it's covered in
plastic this is like a tongue condom you
can't fight something else you can't get
a dental dam this is a dent
this vampire has on a dental dam don't
shove it all right
i'll go easy on you this time but you
got to talk sweet to him
you know my first date with your buddy
didn't end too well
but i'm so glad that you swiped right on
me
i do i want you to show
that camera my perspective like zoom in
to where it's just this and just look
isn't that just sexy yes
oh wow
i thought you were a cat at first but
you're so much
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more i didn't touch my tongue do it i
just let it dance around in the in the
man we're learning all kinds of stuff
today this is so gross
hey it's awesome i mean
since when
can kids just in the privacy of their
own bedrooms just make out with vampires
and mummies
is this how tampons go in anyway
yeah that is a tampon applicator right
so there's lots of educational
angles for this thing more than i'm i've
noticed
but stevie is not responding to any of
this yeah thanks yeah i was waiting for
it i called honor i i love it it's
absolutely gross you can see the like
pustule-like taste buds i don't even
want to have to taste it
uh so for 86 we got our money's worth
i'm saying monster mouth candy bring it
back
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i like a good cream soda it's an
old-timey type of taste so we thought
we'd get real old-timey and try this
bottle of knee-high blue cream soda from
the 80s here's a commercial from the
soda company you can't count on a sunny
day
sometimes things go wrong
so you might as well grab a cold
knee-high and sing this little song like
the yacht rock
oh it's raining but not under that tree
at all
you see that the tree was like a
bonafide waterproof umbrella i mean
she brought that cooler out there just
full of nothing but knee-high soda they
were gonna party man rain or shine i
mean who else is coming to that party is
it just knee-high for them and she wipes
his face when he gets through drinking
she's getting neck deep and knee-high
knee high
um was called that introduced in 1924 to
remind customers that the soda came in
knee-high tall bottles whose knee are we
talking about when you talk about my
knee i mean that's that's the three
quarters of a shin maybe well maybe at
one point you would you know maybe at
age three that is a tall bottle compared
to normal bottles let's open this thing
up hasn't been open since the 80s
everybody gather around blue come under
the tree
flavor it's blue cream soda so it's just
blue cream soda yeah it just disappeared
yeah it was a good distinction it's a
good trick it's gone entirely just out
in the grass somewhere i'm you know and
you want to pour it with the logo
forward so it yeah yeah because
it's still gonna be
high
it keeps the rain off your shoulders me
what is wrong with you i'm trying to
hold it to show the logo well i mean you
gotta get kicked off the commercial set
really early just when you're pouring it
on the actor's hands
did you get a little did you get a
little yeah wipe it up like she did all
right
i'm gonna i'm oh yeah
that's creamy man doesn't mean we were
the last time this when this soda was
manufactured we were just running around
we were probably meeting for the first
tip
it was
younger than that
yeah
because that was 90s right there now if
you find blue cream coming out of your
body you should see a doctor but to put
it in
requires another level of caution i'm
gonna swish it but not swallow it
just like swish from back in the day
it tastes like cream soda nothing like
it looks
the only thing going for this you mean
it doesn't taste blue no there's no blue
does not inform the flavor but
the full bottle
was nice i would have loved to have kept
that on my shelf because we like twenty
five dollars you know what you know what
we can
knee-high
just keep it on your shelf and never
drink it
because it tastes like crap and of
course it's very old you're going to
find that cap and force it back on
because we're going to reassemble this
put it back on the shelf
nobody's ever going to know that we had
a sample where's the cap going on ebay
we'll find that later oh knee high blue
cream soda
that's whack
okay now we've got uncle munchie's
curious crunchy snack mix from 1976.
dang it's a mix of potato chip strips
and peanuts what and if it's anything
like my uncle it's only gotten saltier
over the years
actually he passed it's very
it's got this um like that beetle house
rock
but more even more like the beatles
animated movie um maybe yellow submarine
i think i want to pop the top man
i was trying to get in there on the
package
that i mean this is about it this thing
has been sealed up since before we were
people i remember potato
sticks in cans when i was young
and they were very
alert
pour it out
i thought get a smell of that
oh my goodness oh
god what look how much is in there
so
if i
okay there's there's the peanuts let me
see the thing i bet you buddy good buddy
that these peanuts here are are are
doing a lot of the damage can i draw
your attention to one thing
this amazing concoction was made by the
daddy crisp company
i mean that might be the best company
name
period
daddy crisp daddy chris was having some
sort of ideas back in the day uncle
munchy crunchy yuri is crunchy let's put
a bunch of stuff in a can i mean
psychedelic dude
potato strips and i would not call these
strips by the way i would call these
shards okay that's a little less
appetizing this smells
there's so much bog it's been rubbing
all over it i mean i can't believe how
much bogs is happening that's so oily
and dark
again you know when something makes bogs
smell good
you've gone past the threshold but i've
never seen it smells like bugs yeah but
i've never seen peanuts and potato chips
in the same snack it doesn't happen it
doesn't happen but it has to
yes the the i i imagine it was great i i
think as a concept i want to taste this
in in a fresh unboxed format you think
daddy crisp is still around
let's call him well here we go we're
sending you a message uncle munchie's
curious crunchies
bring it back
now we've tried some old jello before we
had decades old royal brand jello even
it was very soupy and nasty but now we
got our hands on the name brand stuff
this is jello
from 1965.
and what we've done is we've taken this
celery flavored jell-o celery that is 56
years old and we have gotten the
kitcheners to prepare the recipe on the
back four salads
okay are you okay so we made a salad out
of this jello
and as you can see uh
looks like beef
bouillon soup why am i coughing
did y'all add the the the vegetables or
that was in the mix
okay so it was just the jello
strange as you can see it doesn't set up
so we have definitively proven
something i've always wondered about
there is a time in which jello refuses
to firm up it's like i'm not going to do
the thing that you want me to do are you
okay do you need help i think i got
something i need to call someone it's
either like the box is what's
integrating into my life have a spoonful
or a 65 year old jello and i think
that'll clear everything no man
i'm not doing that well then i'll do it
it was it's if you look at the ads from
no
they really thought
i mean they were jealous gelatizing so
many things that they were trying to
with the celery give you permission it
was back when they just they looked into
the future to make and they thought that
everything was going to be awesome and
everything was going to be jello make a
meal
and now we've we've not dessert we've
crossed that threshold and now we look
back on it and we say that you know
jello has a place it has a time but
celery time is not jello time and we
just figured that out we know that we we
wish we could go back in time and tell
you that it was a bad idea i would
actually say current time is not really
jello time for me so celery jello
nah
that's what
you don't want to give it a little taste
i want to see you do it
well you did touch it with the tip of
your tongue
we've already decided that we don't want
to bring it back man you didn't have to
i only confirmed that decision why is it
brown did it taste brown it tasted like
celery the essence of celery which is
not something that i'm into anyway all
right so we've decided to make out with
monster mouth candies uh for the rest of
the day and bring those back along with
uncle munch's crunchy's curious
uncle yeah did that that crunchy manchel
uh but everything else is is whack uh so
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