Our first guest has sold over 60 million albums
and is one of my favorite people in the entire world.
Please welcome my friend, Pink.
You're my favorite.
I miss you so much.
I know that I FaceTime you, but I miss your face
being in front of me.
I know, this is the first time that--
I'm actually wearing slippers right now.
Yeah, you're dressed up, but you have slippers on.
You know, I was watching some footage of the kids
this morning when we were in the meeting, and they were so--
first of all, they're adorable.
Jameson is 4 now?
How old is Willow?
He's four, and she is 9 going on 43.
Wow.
So they've traded hair, so now he has long hair
and she has short hair.
Yeah.
Yeah, I like it.
They're just wild, weird birds.
I'm just super into them.
I let them do--
Willow wanted to shave her head after I shaved my head,
and now she wants it long.
She-- whatever.
They're just cool.
They really are cool because they have a cool mom.
Can we see this video of Jameson.
He's on a motorbike.
He's four years old.
Look at him!
He's a little shredder.
Man.
Totally fearless.
How long has he--
how long has he been doing that?
Carey got him on the bike when he was about three.
I don't love it, but I picked the wrong dad
if I was going to fight that one.
Yeah.
Carey's a good teacher.
He's a really good teacher, and the kids are fearless.
Willow races BMX, and it's just fun.
Willow does too?
She races BMX, so she's not super into the motor bikes
but she likes the pedal bikes.
Wow.
Well, they're adorable.
So I mean, you let them do what they want because they're
adorable, and you have to just let them do what they want.
The cupcakes thing-- the baking in the house--
they're not as good at that as they are at sports.
No.
It didn't go well.
We bake a lot.
We've had some pretty fantastic cupcakes.
The latest-- the duck cupcakes--
I mean, here's the idea.
Yeah.
Here's what happened.
Good.
Yeah?
Awesome.
Yeah, he's happy with it.
I think they look just the same.
I tried so hard.
We tried so hard.
I don't know what went wrong, but--
Yeah.
That's--
A lot went wrong.
--not going to get us on MasterChef Junior.
Yeah.
You guys have been spending a lot of time up at your ranch,
right?
Yeah.
We call ourselves the Heart Halfway House for Hounds,
because we rescue all these dogs and through friends,
place them in different loving homes.
But I think Habanero is--
he's going to be our doggie, our family doggie.
Where'd you get that one from?
His full name is Habanero Mountain Guy Kadashi Heart.
And we got him from the Labelle Foundation in LA.
He's so adorable.
And then the two horses-- let's look at the horses.
That's Onyx.
He's a paint quarterhorse.
He's a very big spoiled baby boy.
And that's Willows' Voodoo.
Voodoo Sue.
And they love each other.
They're the best of friends.
They didn't know each other until they got to our ranch,
and now they just love each other.
It's so sweet.
Those are some calm horses.
Yeah, they're super kid-friendly.
They're probably more safer than motorcycles.
Yeah, Portia needs to find those kind of horses
because she's been trying to look for a quarterhorse that's
that calm.
Well she can borrow ours because they're
getting really fat because we don't ride them enough.
All right, for St. Patrick's Day,
you did what a lot of parents do.
You set up some leprechaun traps,
which did not seem to work.
Show everyone what your kids woke up to.
Those leprechauns.
Those leprechauns went everywhere all over your house.
They got a little carried away this year.
I'm not going to lie.
They were here late.
It was a late night.
They went a little--
they did a lot.
Yeah, looks like they got into your wine that you're making.
They might have.
There's some handprints on the / they have large hands.
I thought leprechauns had smaller hands than that.
This one had--
I think perfect sized hands.
Yep.
Hey, you and Carey just celebrated your 15th wedding
anniversary.
Yes.
There's been ups. There's been downs.
There's been songs about all of it.
But you all have a great relationship--
how's this year been for you?
This year's been really rough.
We've been around each other a lot.
We're working on it.
We're going to be all right.
We love being a family, and so you know, we're good.
I just need to be in the kitchen, and bake sourdough,
and he needs to get out.
That's all.
That's all that needs to happen.
That's Pink.
That's the video for your new song, Cover Me in Sunshine,
which you did with Willow.
I love that song.
I love that video.
Thank you.
That must have been so--
She's so cute.
I can't stand it.
I know it.
She's adorable.
I mean, she doesn't care at all about any of this stuff.
She doesn't care at all.
I taught myself how to record on GarageBand this year--
that was my big thing at 40, I now can just be by myself,
and record myself any time I want.
And I was just in there messing around with the song,
and she was like can I sing on it.
And I was like sure, she was like, cool, I'm going swimming.
I was like, OK Bye.
And then I told her, I said, how do you feel?
Like you have a number one song in the Netherlands?
She was like, which city is that?
I was like Amsterdam.
She's like, oh I miss that city.
Can I watch Avatar?
I was like-- dude, like--
yes.
Sure, go.
She's just funny.
And she's adorable, and we were watching the video,
and Portia and I were saying how amazing that
is that they got to travel the world and be on tour.
We're going to talk about that in the next segment.
But you know, yes, she's been to Amsterdam.
She's seen all kinds of things.
Does Jameson want to sing?
Jameson wants-- he's trying really hard right now.
OK.
He's very musical.
He's probably going to be a danc--
He's like a mini Chris Farley.
He might be a-- some kind of--
I don't know what's going to happen with him.
I'm putting a fund to this side for him
just in case things don't go right.
Yeah, that doesn't sound like he's going to be real musical.
Now, also, I heard that you're going camping a lot.
And what does that mean when you go camping?
Are you all going like really camping,
or is it the fancy camping?
I mean, it's not a tent, but it's a motorhome.
It's like a tour bus motor home.
But we sit outside.
But you sit outside.
OK.
Well, yeah.
And is that-- the cinderblocks-- are you building a fire pit,
are you going to cook there?
It's a terrible fire pit.
Yeah, OK.
Nothing wrong with that.
It just looks like you went to another part of your property.
It doesn't seem like, it doesn't seem like--
That is a part of the property.
That's why it looks like a dirt parking lot.
You didn't go anywhere.
All right.
You just have the kids not pay attention,
and then you just drive around in circles, like here we are.
Yeah.
They're like wow this is beautiful.
Yeah.